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    curiousMelissa Cronin
    9/23/15 8:41pm

    We need to build walls around salad bars.

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      Icecold Daviscurious
      9/23/15 8:44pm

      Or at least more effective sneeze guards.

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      curiousIcecold Davis
      9/23/15 8:48pm

      We cannot take half measures. We need to Make Our Salads Great Again!™

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeMelissa Cronin
    9/23/15 8:40pm

    If you really think about it, a vegan diet heavy in these vegetables is exploiting the living microorganisms that contaminate them. So, vegans should really stop eating food, period.

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      GooseThought╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      9/23/15 8:45pm

      Vegans only care if the resources they consume cause any undo suffering to a living animal. The last I checked, microorganisms are incapable of suffering.

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdGooseThought
      9/23/15 8:52pm

      Who exactly did you check this with?

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    UncleCCClaudiusMelissa Cronin
    9/23/15 8:44pm

    The problem is that the vegetables are often bathed in run-off from feed lots and when was the last time you saw a porta potty in a field?

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      Classicblanca FilmUncleCCClaudius
      9/23/15 9:15pm

      Ew, more reasons to grow your own. You don’t even need land, you’d be surprised how much you can grow in planters on a patio- inc. baby cucs.

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      JoshDigiUncleCCClaudius
      9/23/15 10:16pm

      Yup the meat industry is responsible for salmonella and e coli getting on vegetables from poor disposal of animal shit. When you buy meat you are helping to kill humans too.

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    Johnny ChundersMelissa Cronin
    9/23/15 8:42pm

    This is good to know, but Americans don’t really need another reason to not eat vegetables.

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      cynicalmamaJohnny Chunders
      9/23/15 9:24pm

      This needs more stars.

      Signed, Someone Who Resides In the Country’s 5th Most Obese State.

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      Kmartlesbianscynicalmama
      9/23/15 9:59pm

      At least the salmonella will likely cause some weight loss so silver lining...

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    matt.maraMelissa Cronin
    9/23/15 8:38pm

    We have a telegram here and I am supposed to read it to you. It reads:

    “Fuck vegetables. Signed, Meat.”

    (With utmost respect and love for the late, great George Carlin.)

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      Pokemongo just pawn in game of lifematt.mara
      9/23/15 8:55pm

      I was about to say, shouldn’t that be a memo from the National Pancake Institute that reads “Fuck Waffles”?

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdMelissa Cronin
    9/23/15 8:34pm

    This is why I deep fry all of my vegetables. Can’t be too safe (or beer battered.)

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      MimiladyMelissa Cronin
      9/23/15 8:44pm

      I had black cabbage on Monday and the gas I got afterwards made me fear the vegetable.

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        Classicblanca FilmMimilady
        9/23/15 9:17pm

        I have colitis and love greens. It’s not an awesome combination.

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        HollySMimilady
        9/24/15 7:33am

        You should try Jerusalem artichokes! There’s a reason they are nicknamed fartichokes.

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      cuntybawsMelissa Cronin
      9/23/15 8:47pm

      Well, someone’s doing the salmonella-ing

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        toothpetardMelissa Cronin
        9/23/15 8:49pm

        Killed more people than selfies have.

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          skefflesMelissa Cronin
          9/24/15 5:44am

          Does Europe have this problem? I frequently thravel through the UK and Europe and never see stories like this, are they just better at hiding them or is it just us?

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