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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:42pm

    i was only a sophomore in high school on 9/11 but

    jesus christ taylor swift is making me feel old

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      DuchessCrazyLindafighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      9/11/15 7:45pm

      I was 21 when it happened, so SHUT IT.

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      Andrew DaisukeDuchessCrazyLinda
      9/11/15 7:51pm

      Samesies.

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    Socks Are My Favorite ClothesKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:35pm

    What are either of those two doing in the office supplies aisle of what appears to be Walgreens?

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      9/11/15 7:35pm

      Thank you for asking the real questions.

      My guess is that they just ran into each other there?

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      MarksMakerSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      9/11/15 7:36pm

      I was just about to say... Why are they at Staples? Do they carry Lisa Frank?

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    Bears for PresidentKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:39pm

    The picture and the all caps really make it seem like Hugh Jackman is vowing revenge on a Fire Engine.

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      randilynisFINDILYNBears for President
      9/11/15 7:46pm

      Was there an accident involved in his becoming Wolverine? Smoke inhalation, maybe?

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      fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrBears for President
      9/11/15 7:47pm

      YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, NYFD

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    DuchessCrazyLindaKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:34pm

    I really like Lady Gaga’s shoes and I wish I could wear heels like that everyday.

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      cwpDuchessCrazyLinda
      9/11/15 7:39pm

      I saw a pair of incredibly awful tartan stilettos in a shop window and they were splendid, Lady Gaga would look great in them. Though the ones she has are probably alright as well, she never listens to me!

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      ChiTheaterGirlDuchessCrazyLinda
      9/11/15 7:50pm

      I didn’t even notice. I was looking at her amazing legs.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:33pm

    I missed Tweet Beat so badly yesterday. Don’t do this to me again, Kara.

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      randilynisFINDILYNrusholmeruffian
      9/11/15 7:35pm

      cosigned

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkrusholmeruffian
      9/11/15 7:36pm

      *shudders remembering the dark night that was last night*

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    ChalupaBatwoman got a new work computerKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:35pm

    I thought we had moved past this tongue shit.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkChalupaBatwoman got a new work computer
      9/11/15 7:41pm
      GIF
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      MartinisAreLovelyChalupaBatwoman got a new work computer
      9/11/15 7:44pm

      o god yes! isn’t there some sort of browser plugin to block all miley tongue-related imagery? please!

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:33pm

    Presented without comment: Marc Maron’s tweet. Over the images of Stacey and Miley...

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      randilynisFINDILYNrandilynisFINDILYN
      9/11/15 7:33pm

      jk with Miley

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      9/11/15 7:35pm

      free tongue

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:34pm

    How do I ‘accidentally’ delete John Mayer?

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      DuchessCrazyLindaAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      9/11/15 7:36pm

      Find his the delete button on his control panel, hidden under his shirt.

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      CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxDuchessCrazyLinda
      9/11/15 7:54pm

      Eww, eww, ewwww.

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    MabelSaysKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:48pm

    Taylor just made me feel old and I’m not even old :(

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      snarkitysnarksnarkMabelSays
      9/11/15 8:51pm

      As a fellow 1989er, was Taylor Swift held back a grade? I was in 7th grade, but I’m Oct. She’s Dec so 6th grade would make sense but not 5th

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      MabelSayssnarkitysnarksnark
      9/11/15 9:03pm

      I’m four years older than her but I was in 10th grade in 2001 so now I’m really confused.

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    ChiTheaterGirlKara Brown
    9/11/15 7:43pm

    Kumail, I would stare at you because you’re famous, hilarious, and v. v. attractive. Apologies to your equally awesome wife.

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      LOREM IPSUMChiTheaterGirl
      9/11/15 8:00pm

      I’d stare at him because he’s the Silicon Valley/Portlandia/Stand-up guy, and because I find him freaking adorable. I want to pat him on the head and say “hmm hmm hmm”.

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      ChiTheaterGirlLOREM IPSUM
      9/11/15 8:13pm
      GIF
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