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    MattGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 5:37pm

    she doesn’t have her facts, she’ll say anything that comes to her mind

    In kitchens across the nation pots and kettles put aside their respective differences to agree that Trump is a dipshit of the highest order.

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      America's WangMatt
      9/11/15 5:48pm

      OHHH YEAAHHH!—you better bet that’s a great fuckin’ comment.

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      BaggyTrousers3Matt
      9/11/15 6:03pm

      And Alanis Morrisette just went, “OOHHHHHHHH! Ok, I see now...”

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    WildNightsWildNightsGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 6:31pm

    I really understand beauty.

    Judging by your choice in apartment decor, no. No you don’t.

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      ACunningStuntWildNightsWildNights
      9/11/15 7:01pm

      That room is just stupid.

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      maxicat14WildNightsWildNights
      9/11/15 7:05pm

      It’s like he saw Versailles and thought “This could use some more tacky.”

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    Cam/ronGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 5:36pm

    Whatever Don, Midler hung out with much more cooler people than you.

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      Masshole JamesCam/ron
      9/11/15 5:44pm

      Not to worry...when the revolution comes, we’ll let Midler handle Trump.

      GIF
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      HundredgunnerMasshole James
      9/11/15 5:52pm

      I can imagine if by some loop hole or corrupt action, him getting the presidency. A Claus von Stauffenberg situation happening.

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    littleuniverseGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 5:57pm

    “I really understand beauty.”

    -a man that looks like he crawled out of a sewer

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      Fleur-de-litlittleuniverse
      9/11/15 6:13pm

      “TAKE THAT BACK!”

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      Cam/ronlittleuniverse
      9/11/15 6:21pm

      “Bullshit! I understand Beauty.”

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 5:36pm

    Could it be said her violent, fatal car crash was the more humane outcome? Indeed, it could be said.

    I read this and I was like “You did not just say that” but then I thought about it and I was like “well ...”, and then I thought about it some more and was like “You might be right”, and then as I’m typing this I’m certain you’re right, and now as I finish this, the thought of even thinking about what it would be like to date Donald Trump is making me want to reach for the pair of scissors in my desk drawer.

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      MattReburnsABurningReturns
      9/11/15 5:39pm

      It's sort of like 'The Happening', you think about being involved with Trump in any way romantically or sexually and suddenly you have a nigh insatiable desire to kill yourself.

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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 5:42pm

    “You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka.

    I’m gonna have to take a three day shower to deal with this.

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      Cam/ronMasshole James
      9/11/15 5:51pm

      “And I helped create her...with these hands, these hips, and this...”

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      Masshole JamesCam/ron
      9/11/15 5:55pm

      “this tiny, tiny...”

      GIF
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    flamingolingoGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 6:43pm

    Donald Trump has never given anyone an orgasm in his life.

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      Brock Samsaflamingolingo
      9/11/15 6:47pm

      Not directly, but New York escorts have distributed many on his nickle.

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      Melvin Melvinsflamingolingo
      9/11/15 6:52pm

      except himself of course

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    BaggyTrousers3Gabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 5:45pm

    If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ”

    Oh, good, whew. I’m glad to see he got around to the being-her-father part. Eventually.

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      Tejón FaceBaggyTrousers3
      9/11/15 5:58pm

      Like my personal opinion is that if “incest” is on the list of reasons you wouldn’t bang someone, it should always be at the top of that list?

      But yeah sure like second is okay too I guess.

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      Tom Waits's Old HatTejón Face
      9/11/15 6:24pm

      If I were Donald Trump’s daughter, I’d say incest would be second on that list, after the fact that he’s Donald Trump.

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    raincoasterGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 6:22pm

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      Jerry-Netherlandraincoaster
      9/11/15 9:07pm

      I’ll see you and raise you an “I Look Good!”

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      MsIslaIslaraincoaster
      9/17/15 5:04pm

      This sexy bitch right here...

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    MangoMojitoGabrielle Bluestone
    9/11/15 6:44pm

    I don’t even get it. This man is so.. creepy. How is he even in any kind of contention for president?

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      the actual bajmahalMangoMojito
      9/11/15 6:58pm

      We're (not you or me — the collective we're) dim and bored and he wears nice ties.

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      CakeisbetterthanPieMangoMojito
      9/11/15 7:12pm

      He personifies the deeply old and white urge to bone one’s (hot) daughter.

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