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    BaggyTrousers3Hamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:22am

    Here’s the newest entry in the creepy/what-the-fuck celebrity commercial, starring Johnny Depp as Matthew McConaughey. At first I thought it was for the car...

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      djdeejayBaggyTrousers3
      9/10/15 10:42am

      So many accessories.

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      BaggyTrousers3djdeejay
      9/10/15 10:43am

      So many that he had to bury one to keep it from coming back.

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    Kenhe LoginHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:11am

    What the hell is he doing with his fingers? If I had to guess I would think rolling little balls of snot.

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      StenchofaburnerKenhe Login
      9/10/15 10:13am
      GIF

      It’s clear to me that he’s rolling Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving’s invisible joints.

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      ideasleepfuriouslyKenhe Login
      9/10/15 10:14am
      GIF
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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:15am
    GIF
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      Linda99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      9/10/15 10:20am

      I was watching the dvd extras from that season and Woody actually tells Matthew he felt like he was dealing with Ruste the whole time, even when the cameras weren’t rolling, and it drove him crazy.

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      XYPLinda
      9/10/15 11:37am

      Now I need to see this.

      Honestly, the two of them I find to be annoying, abhorrent actors, but in these roles they somehow shine.

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    PopChipsHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:21am

    Ever since getting rid of the Towncar and its front bench seating, Lincoln has been dead to me.

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      IAmNotADamnWriterPopChips
      9/10/15 10:41am

      Lincoln’s been dead to me since they stopped making this car ... ask JFK if you don’t believe me.

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      BaggyTrousers3IAmNotADamnWriter
      9/10/15 11:02am

      So you’re saying JFK shoulda went with the hardtop. I concur.

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    GregoireHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:14am

    Talking is over rated in advertisements anyway. Could you imagine if Charlize Theron spoke for any length of time in those Dior ads? “Hey girl! Try this fancy new cologne!” Would totally break the mood.

    EDIT: Dior, not Chanel

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsGregoire
      9/10/15 10:19am

      When I’m not playing a crazed prostitute turned serial killer or a one armed savior of post apocalyptic humanity, I dress up really pretty and squirt stuff that smells nice on my neck!

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      selmabouvierterwilligerhutzmcclureGregoire
      9/10/15 10:22am

      Those DIOR ads!

      She does say “Diamonds are dead,” which is now a running joke between my husband and me. He’ll hand me something innocuous like a sponge, I’ll drop it and hiss “Diamonds are dead,” and catwalk strut away. We’re lame. But this is the most entertainment Charlize has ever provided me.

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    BobbySeriousHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:14am

    I know I’m not alone when I say that these ads have not only been among the most supremely annoying ever, but have legitimately made me vow to NEVER buy a Lincoln, ever.

    The ONLY good thing about them was Jim Carrey’s spoof which was piss hysterical.

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      Misteaks were madeBobbySerious
      9/10/15 10:24am

      They are only up jumped Fords anyway. Wait a year for the ridiculous depreciation to hit and pick one up for the price of the Ford it’s based on.

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      GiraffeGhostBobbySerious
      9/10/15 10:32am

      Sorry about your life. I test drove an MKZ and it was really nice. Too expensive for me with the options I wanted, but there’s nothing wrong with the car itself.

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    LindaHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:11am

    Hey Lincoln, if we want to watch True Detective, we can get HBO Go or the dvds, you don’t need to waste a bunch of money on paying Matthew to tell a bull that interstates are a flat circle.

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      curiousLinda
      9/10/15 10:21am

      If he had said that to the bull, it would’ve been more interesting than the actual script.

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    jeanneeeHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:19am

    I must be the only person in the world who loved that Lincoln ad with McConaughey mumbling all that crazy shit. It was meant to be hysterically weird, right?

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      The Original Sunshinejeanneee
      9/10/15 11:05am

      No!

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      TheDamnPaterfamiliasjeanneee
      9/10/15 11:13am

      Yes!

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    Venku_SkirataHamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:09am

    I don’t understand all the hate. Sam Elliott isn’t immortal, you know.

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      CartagiaVenku_Skirata
      9/10/15 10:12am

      The hell he isn’t!

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      TheDamnPaterfamiliasVenku_Skirata
      9/10/15 11:19am

      No, but like a wise man once said, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear, well, he eats you.

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    Jujymonkey3Hamilton Nolan
    9/10/15 10:23am

    I take it, since time is a flat circle, that we are back to hating matthew mcconaughey?

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