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    SlickWillieAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:23pm

    Maybe next he’ll do something about the length and complexity of a typical Catholic wedding

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      ObscureSimpsonsReferenceSlickWillie
      9/08/15 1:26pm

      Preach! (or don’t, because it’s so damn hot and it’s been over an hour already and why don’t Catholic churches believe in air conditioning?!?!?!?)

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendSlickWillie
      9/08/15 1:29pm

      I hate when I find it’s a full mass service! No one wants that! And it doesn’t ‘count’ for Sunday services even if it’s 5pm on Saturday so you still have to go to church in the morning.

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    gramercypoliceAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:19pm

    Not everybody thinks he’s so “cool”.

    “Conservative dissent brewing inside Vatican against Pope Francis”

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      KinglyCitrusgramercypolice
      9/08/15 1:24pm

      BREAKING NEWS: The most uncool people in the world think the coolest Pope in history is totally, like, not cool at all. Film at 11.

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      MizJenkinsgramercypolice
      9/08/15 1:47pm

      I mean, there would have to be at this point...

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    Syphilitic Scalia SaysAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:20pm

    Meanwhile, in the what are white supremacists up to and how do they feel about the pope news...

    eta: there is an embedded link that doesn’t show up in the grey.

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      benjaminalloverSyphilitic Scalia Says
      9/08/15 1:27pm

      Holy shit! These white supremacists are not really leaving us much to distinguish them from foreign violent fundamentalist terror organizations. Same shit, different pile.

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      Syphilitic Scalia Saysbenjaminallover
      9/08/15 2:17pm

      Now, now...there is a huge difference. Foreign violent fundamentalists would never vote for Trump.

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    CatdogWhispererAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:25pm

    Ignorance about the nature of marriage

    I was surprised to find out that my wife didn’t want me to always be a drunken slob. She expected me to shape up at some point. Of all the nerve!

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      amgarreCatdogWhisperer
      9/08/15 2:18pm

      Wait, what? You expected me to not take the nanny to Vegas and spend all our money on Texas hold-em? Is that what “marriage” entails? Well, knock me over with a feather.

      - Ben Affleck

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Allie Jones
    9/08/15 1:21pm

    I know more than one Catholic woman who will be grateful for this change. I’m not religious, but I am happy that the Catholics I know have a Pope who knows which century his flock is living in.

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      AmariesTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      9/08/15 1:44pm

      Yeah. :( Luckily the women I’ve known had friends to talk some sense into them and help them through the annulment process. Not everyone has someone like that in their lives, though...As silly as this annulment thing sounds to the average person, it could change many lives for the better.

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    gawkerellaAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:20pm

    What. This was/is a thing. When can we be done with religion once and for all?

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      Nicogawkerella
      9/08/15 2:07pm

      Without a drastic step like forced sterilization we'll be stuck with it forever. Smart people wait, then have 1-3 kids. Religious people start at 17 and have 5-8 kids. We're f*cked.

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    Thanks But No TanksAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:22pm

    I am not down with “Cool Pope” until he tells Kim Davis to shut the fuck up and do her job. C’mon, Pope - you speak for your god, right? What’s the verdict? Give unto Caesar, biatch!

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      Cherith CutestoryThanks But No Tanks
      9/08/15 1:29pm

      Kim Davis isn’t Catholic.

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      Thanks But No TanksCherith Cutestory
      9/08/15 1:41pm

      Well, shit.

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    The ever-present football-player rapistAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:20pm

    Wait; you can’t be a good Catholic if you get married but don’t want kids? But there are too many kids already.

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      NicoThe ever-present football-player rapist
      9/08/15 2:05pm

      No such thing.

      GIF
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    Jerry-NetherlandAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:32pm

    45 days is even faster than most divorces get finalized.

    So much for the train to Reno. “Oh, l’amour; toujours l’amour.”

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      PerraviejaJerry-Netherland
      9/09/15 1:27am

      That movie made divorce look so appealing!

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    the_donaldAllie Jones
    9/08/15 1:17pm

    why is it that we want poor women staying in the church again?

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      Nicothe_donald
      9/08/15 2:02pm

      Well, how can the men feel good about themselves without women to look down on? I mean, if there's no one to glare at during the telling of Eve and the Apple what's the point of telling it?

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