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    Don't go there Laura!Bobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:42am

    Why can’t she and Keanu just fall in love? Keanu would NEVER smear dog shit!

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      imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowDon't go there Laura!
      9/08/15 9:46am

      How could I have forgotten about Keanu? He seems intelligent and generous with his money. I don’t really understand why she goes for this type. He just looks like a slightly better looking version of Jesse James. So I guess she has a type?

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      Bokbunzajoo1Don't go there Laura!
      9/08/15 9:48am

      I have been shipping Keanu and Sandra since the 90s! Someone make this happen somehow.

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:43am

    You shouldn’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door, sure. But also, you need to pick up after your dog. That’s part of what you sign up for when you adopt a dog.

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      Beet ArthurSnacky_Onassis
      9/08/15 9:49am

      I have a dog and I agree. Even my dog gets disgusted when she has to walk around other dogs poo on the street.

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      CosmicDrive00Snacky_Onassis
      9/08/15 9:56am

      I get the feeling that Randall’s neighbor had been habitually not cleaning up after his dog and the neighbor filed the restraining order to make himself look like the “victim”.

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    NonStopControlTopBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:51am

    Why don’t we like Katy Perry? She boring? I like that about her.

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      I'm Knitting a SweaterNonStopControlTop
      9/08/15 10:11am

      Don’t care about KP either way, but I’m pretty sick of people who have no idea what the burner community is going to Burning Man cause it’s become some cool thing to do rather than knowing the spirit of the celebration.

      It’s a gifting community people give because they want to, don’t give (unless you want to) or expect anything in return. Decommodification, you’re money doesn’t matter there (except to buy ice). Radical inclusion- everybody’s accepted. Radical self reliance. Radical self expression. Communal effort. Civic responsibility Leave No Trace. Participation. Immediacy.

      It’s like now everyone goes for the radical self expression, which the media portrays only as a drugged-up orgy, and forgets everything else.

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      Sita pt.3 *sigh*NonStopControlTop
      9/08/15 10:12am
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    Sita pt.3 *sigh*Bobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:52am

    I mailed a box full of pet poop w. pet poop contributions from my neighbors & family to my ex-fiancé’s office and another box to his home for cheating on me.

    His mistress, who thought I was the mistress (we still haven’t figured out the timeline) was at home when the poop, along with the card, got delivered, & she found out where I stayed and came to yell at me.We basically had a catfight and everybody saw and it was humiliating.

    Then we ran into each other at a mutual friend’s birthday party and smoked crack together and now we’re BFFs.

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      The Noble RenardSita pt.3 *sigh*
      9/08/15 9:55am

      The Aristocrats!

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      anotherblogSita pt.3 *sigh*
      9/08/15 9:57am

      That was a wild ride from start to finish.

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    KaeteBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:47am

    Ehhh. I used to live in an apartment building with someone who NEVER picked up her dog’s poop. Ever. Our front lawn was downright disgusting unless someone else in the building got fed up and cleaned it all, and then it would promptly start filling up again. If you can’t pick up shit, don’t get a dog. If you’re physically incapable of bending, get a pooper scooper.

    There was many a time I was tempted to carefully bag everything up in a few saran wrap baggies to prevent smell and leave it in a garbage bag hanging on her door knob.

    Not saying it’s reasonable to smear poop around, but that I can completely understand the temptation.

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      MisfitToyKaete
      9/08/15 10:22am

      No one complained to the landlord?

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      whatsupgawkersKaete
      9/08/15 10:42am

      I just saw an old man hobbling down the street walking his dog, using a cane with one hand and holding a leash and pooper scooper with the other. Come on, dog owners! If he can do it anyone can!

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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:58am

    “I’m a relationship type of guy. I love to be in love, love cuddling. I love all that stuff.”

    Ok Justin. I believe that you were really into Selena, but I am also pretty sure it was all the hookers and cheating that made her break up with you.

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      Morifarty's ringtoneimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      9/08/15 10:03am

      Who doesn’t love cuddling, also.

      Like I'm a stone cold bitch but cuddling is my jam. I like the way skin feels on skin.

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      imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowMorifarty's ringtone
      9/08/15 10:08am

      He likes to state the obvious for his fans.

      I like cuddling but I have to admit, I’m not a huge fan of it.Unless it’s my kids I’m cuddling and then I could smother them for hours.

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:43am

    Irina Shayk from Ronaldo to Bradley Pooper - downgrade.

    Serena, girl no, get ready for epic match tonight.

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      makingfetchhappenGELLA - LLAP
      9/08/15 9:51am

      Sure CR’s a great player and very pretty but he’s got to be a major tool, right? I mean, his ego must be completely out of control and he looks like he takes longer to get ready to go out than I ever have in my life. (Not saying Bradley Cooper is an improvement or anything.)

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      GELLA - LLAPmakingfetchhappen
      9/08/15 9:52am

      they are both tools. so its hard to choose

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    Lady Hazel of WassernameBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:59am

    The mustache on Erika Christensen’s husband is.....really something. Is he a time-traveling steam engine conductor? I can’t imagine that’d be comfortable- it’s covering his entire upper lip. Yikes.

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      jkopftwinsLady Hazel of Wassername
      9/08/15 10:49am

      I was pondering the mustache and her lovely dress when I came across the info that Erika is a Scientologist. I know nothing about her, and now I feel bad for her.

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      Lady Hazel of Wassernamejkopftwins
      9/08/15 10:56am

      It’s always disappointing when I learn someone is a Scientologist. She was raised in the church, too, so she’s in pretty deep.

      ETA: He at least has grown a beard to match the ‘stache now, but this is what it usually looks like

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    KishBobby Finger
    9/08/15 9:41am

    I applaud Kate Bosworth’s ability to keep her name in gossip columns.

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      SodburgerBobby Finger
      9/08/15 9:57am

      I looked up Irina Shayk’s dating history because a) i’m bored at work and b) how does one girl get SO lucky? Her exes include Ronaldo and The Rock

      But then I saw this and almost fainted:

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        Sita pt.3 *sigh*Sodburger
        9/08/15 10:42am
        GIF
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        ScatterOfLight22Sodburger
        9/08/15 10:54am

        The Rock??? When? He’s been with his gf for ages. Unless he cheated on her as well with Irina.

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