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    lookingforalmaEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:48pm

    roommate: what are you watching?

    me: baby elephants at an elephant orphanage! they’re so cute-

    roommate: YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN BE TRAMPLED BY A BABY ELEPHANT

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      The Noble Renardlookingforalma
      9/04/15 2:49pm

      Your roommate is the worst buzzkill.

      The worst.

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      Xoflookingforalma
      9/04/15 2:49pm

      Your roommate is a lying jerk.

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    Socks Are My Favorite ClothesEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:46pm

    That’s it. I’m quitting my job and going to live with the elephants in Africa. I hope they have wifi there.

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      goddessoftransitorySocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      9/04/15 3:00pm
      GIF

      We’ll miss you!

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      CanuckistanislausSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      9/04/15 3:20pm

      I’d give up wifi. On balance, not sure it’s been good for my mood.

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    HecateBarTheDoorEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:33pm

    The elephant is cute but what are those hideous pale pink things with the patchy yellow fur?

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      CanuckistanislausHecateBarTheDoor
      9/04/15 2:37pm

      Larval form of an invasive species.

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      TayneHecateBarTheDoor
      9/04/15 2:48pm

      Witch meat.

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    NeverMindEdithEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:40pm
    GIF

    I just spontaneously and aggressively ovulated.

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      BooBearSmashNeverMindEdith
      9/04/15 4:40pm

      That is, like, the best and most succinct GIF to describe both my ovulation and my feelings.

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    NerdlingersEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:41pm

    Elephants and children might seem nice and fun now, but just wait until those elephants get really hungry.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereNerdlingers
      9/04/15 2:55pm

      Bart: “I wish I had an elephant”
      Lisa: “ You did! His name was Stampy; you loved him!”

      Bart: (Dreamily) “Oh, yeeeeahhh....”

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    randilynEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:40pm

    They’re living my “Born Free” dream. Mood music.

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      MsAdventurerandilyn
      9/04/15 5:55pm

      You need to see “Hatari!” Actual baby elephants!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQ7Ae…

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    goddessoftransitoryEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:58pm

    HEFFALUMPS!

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      BooBearSmashgoddessoftransitory
      9/04/15 4:38pm

      AND WOOZLES!!!

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    MessO'Espresso is a noodle-bodied slothEllie Shechet
    9/04/15 2:33pm

    I want in too!

    GIF
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      TabithaEllie Shechet
      9/04/15 4:00pm
      GIF
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        JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereEllie Shechet
        9/04/15 2:37pm

        The dudes in NJ shouldn’t have half-assed it and done a baby/baby elephant fight club instead.

        Fucking Jersey-ites; never thinking things through (lived in NJ for 35 years).

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