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    The ever-present football-player rapistKelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:32pm

    BRING BACK THE SENSIBLY SIZED FONT, PLZ

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      Masshole JamesThe ever-present football-player rapist
      9/03/15 4:36pm

      I dunno...my mom would really like this new font.

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      BaggyTrousers3The ever-present football-player rapist
      9/03/15 4:38pm
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    EL34Kelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:37pm

    Just more awesome, really. I love that dude.

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      Kelly ConaboyEL34
      9/03/15 4:41pm

      :)

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      EmactxEL34
      9/03/15 4:57pm

      Not as much as that fish, apparently.

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    Blood Cubic ZirconiaKelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:37pm

    Did you see the way he was holding it? I mean, he had two in the pink.

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      dothedewBlood Cubic Zirconia
      9/03/15 5:01pm

      For his sake I hope it was a smoker.

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      dothedewBlood Cubic Zirconia
      9/03/15 5:07pm

      “I said chum! Chum salmon!”

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    Sean BrodyKelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:44pm

    A Fish Jizzed on Obama

    A day covered in fish jizz is still better than a day dealing with John Boehner

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      Hello_Madam_PresidentSean Brody
      9/03/15 4:59pm

      I wonder why this headline changed...

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      Deadly the EternalSean Brody
      9/03/15 5:23pm

      A day covered in fish jizz is still better than a day minute dealing with John Boehner

      Fix’d

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    dothedewKelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:51pm

    That revised headline is a doozy

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      La.M.dothedew
      9/03/15 4:57pm

      I missed the first one, but this one caused me to recoil.

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      dothedewLa.M.
      9/03/15 5:02pm

      The first was something like “Salmon Jizzes on Prez’s hand”. You can see it in the url

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    MisterMcGibbletsKelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:39pm

    Do we know if Kanye is in Alaska?

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      MisterMcGibbletsMisterMcGibblets
      9/03/15 4:39pm
      GIF
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      NicoMisterMcGibblets
      9/04/15 10:07am

      Ahhh, now I wish I was home and could share my picture of the sign at the "Gay Fish Company" in SC!

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    Deadly the EternalKelly Conaboy
    9/03/15 4:36pm
    GIF
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      TheEvilAttorneyKelly Conaboy
      9/03/15 4:36pm

      And then, after watching, everyone at Fox News collectively did the same.

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        NicoTheEvilAttorney
        9/04/15 10:10am

        That should not have elicited a mental image, but it did... I think I'll go throw up my breakfast once I'm done laughing.

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      Masshole JamesKelly Conaboy
      9/03/15 4:32pm

      Is it weird that I’m a little turned on? I suddenly feel a need to write some Obama fanfiction...

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        phrasingboomMasshole James
        9/03/15 6:06pm

        Maybe do a Queer As Folk + Looking from HBO + Obama-Fish-Jizz crossover fanfic.

        Not that Ive already done that.

        Just sayin

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      dothedewKelly Conaboy
      9/03/15 4:33pm

      “It’s pronounce M-C-K-I-N-L-E-Y, bitch!”

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        razjmdothedew
        9/03/15 4:35pm

        “Em-cee-kay-eye-en-el-ee-why?” Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right at all!

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        dperkins001dothedew
        9/03/15 4:39pm
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