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    SlickWillieAndy Cush
    9/03/15 3:31pm

    I would think if you say “period” every time you want to start a new sentence, it would Capitalize your first word in the new sentence. But it looks like it’s putting periods where you need them anyway? So why would it put a period down and not capitalize automatically?

    Looks like self driving cars are a long way out, guys.

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      Medieval KnievelSlickWillie
      9/03/15 3:40pm

      Cars are easy. Look at all the morons who can drive them largely without incident. Now compare that with what is being done to our mother tongue on, say, YouTube comments.

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      DL ThurstonMedieval Knievel
      9/03/15 3:57pm

      I saw a truck yesterday being operated safely and efficiently with a sign on the back that said “We Fix Dent’s”. So...yeah, correct driving is easier than correct grammar.

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAndy Cush
    9/03/15 3:27pm

    reduce font. reduce. the. font. reduce the f******** font. exclamation point.

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      The ever-present football-player rapist╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      9/03/15 3:30pm

      Normal fonts, plz. We’re not animals. Or blind.

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      WhatTheEverlastingFuck╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      9/03/15 3:48pm
      GIF

      I feel like an Olde reading this font. I mean I am ****ing old, but not that ****ing god damned old.

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    TheEvilAttorneyAndy Cush
    9/03/15 3:29pm

    So glad Google choose to censor swears. Best feature ever. If only Kinja would adopt this fucking feature. Also, cocksucker.

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      Wruff Truff FruffTheEvilAttorney
      9/03/15 3:42pm

      I’ve recognized that I am much too much of a Google fanboi so that if this feature makes it to Google Apps Business as is, I’ve already decided to bail. For Apple? Ugh. But speech censoring is not something for which I will willing pay. I won’t abide. Microsoft? Ugh, but you don’t see Office censoring my language. You haven’t seen my custom dictionary from my college days! Sure hope modern Office will import a decade old file.

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      Hairy-MclaryTheEvilAttorney
      9/03/15 5:01pm

      I say, no need to go off all cunt mouth.

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    62imperialcrownAndy Cush
    9/03/15 5:37pm

    What if you switch it to French?

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      Vitamin VAndy Cush
      9/03/15 3:30pm

      capitial T hat was awesome exclamation point

      But seriously, I’m surprised by the censorship. If they really want people to use it to “write” stories or blog posts it seems kind of stupid. We all fucking curse when writing our motherfucking shit, so why is the Goog being so prudish? smh

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        Pizzaro HarveyAndy Cush
        9/03/15 3:30pm

        Seems to me it gives you the writing style of a typical 6th grade student.

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          StenchofaburnerPizzaro Harvey
          9/03/15 3:40pm

          Or a Yahoo news commenter.

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        SpringSprungAndy Cush
        9/03/15 3:27pm

        You keep trying to type sh*t like that and you’re going to go to he’ll.

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          DarthPumpkinAndy Cush
          9/03/15 3:30pm

          Whoops! Looks like all the errors killed Clippy. Thanks Google.

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            Lenny ValentinAndy Cush
            9/03/15 5:15pm

            Voice typing censoring our language is the result of letting a multi-national supercorporation run ever-bigger part of our lives. Next step is voice typing censoring corporate criticism as well and replacing “Google sucks” with “hello”... :P

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              Nine-Leaf CloverLenny Valentin
              9/03/15 6:15pm

              ·“Hello... :)

              This is Nancy, your personally assigned Google User Experience Standards Supervisor. GUESS who? Hahahaha....

              Please remain in your dwelling and unlock all doors and windows. A Standards Trainer & Acceptable Speech Invigilator will arrive shortly.

              Do not attempt to flee or resist. Google has collated all your personal information and there is nowhere you can hide, Lenny.

              Thank you for sharing your opinion with us. Your opinion is always valuable*.

              *Market rates of user opinions may vary.

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            Blogtor Doom's Sploid Hate Is So SoothingAndy Cush
            9/03/15 3:54pm

            If you could stop clutching your pearls for five seconds, you could change your Voice settings in Google to not block offensive words. It’s literally just an on/off toggle.

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