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    Fukko The ClownHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 12:51am

    I inadvertently sent a dick pic to my sister-in-law instead of my wife. They have the same first name.

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      dothedewFukko The Clown
      9/03/15 12:59am

      This is a problem crying out for a tech solution.

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      sssssssFukko The Clown
      9/03/15 1:01am

      Even your wife doesn’t want a dick pic.

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    BIlllingtonHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 12:52am

    The real story here is that apparently Iggy Azalea does stock photos on the side.

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      JaaaaaaaaaakeBIlllington
      9/03/15 1:01am

      What’s her regular job?

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      SqarrJaaaaaaaaaake
      9/03/15 1:13am

      She saw that episode of South Park where they insert food in their asses and shit out their mouths, decided to make a career of it.

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    Jerry-NetherlandHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 1:16am

    “...they were actually meant for another individual and were sent to the victim in error.”

    The victim? This was a boneheaded move, yes, but, really - was it victimizing?

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      T-800Jerry-Netherland
      9/03/15 1:31am

      Nope, but we don’t want to trigger someone’s fragile sense of injustice do we?

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      Laura Bush TilmanJerry-Netherland
      9/03/15 1:36am

      this is what Oprah’s done to our culture

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    GregoireHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 12:58am

    In ten years, nude selfies will be a requirement of resumes. Even for office jobs.

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      corey3rdGregoire
      9/03/15 1:11am

      Ivy League schools used to force incoming freshman to pose nude - for gym class or something.

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      facwcorey3rd
      9/03/15 1:26am

      Everything old is new again:

      http://www.nytimes.com/1995/01/15/mag…

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    BobbySeriousHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 12:50am

    Man, Anthony Weiner just can’t catch a break.

    GIF
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      Greyjoy and the salty cynicBobbySerious
      9/03/15 1:07am

      <3 ya

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      Totie P CapoteBobbySerious
      9/03/15 6:42am

      I love when John Oliver breaks out his Tony Danger! :) Great gif! Thanks for making this a good start to the morning!

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    GregSamsaHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 12:55am

    This sounds like the plot of the next modernized remake of ‘The Shop Around the Corner’.

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      Jerry-NetherlandGregSamsa
      9/03/15 1:13am

      You’re right, but the best version is still....

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      greenarcher02Jerry-Netherland
      9/03/15 2:17am

      Ugh at first I was thinking “Who’s Judy Van and Garland Johnson?” before realizing it’s supposed to be Judy Garland. SMH

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    KrugerrantHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 12:56am

    Asked about the rescinded offer of employment, the 23-year-old Chicago man responded “Denial is actually the Athabaskan word for “the great one.”

    The 23-year-old Chicago man later conceded that it actually means “the high one.”

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      CanuckistanislausKrugerrant
      9/03/15 1:17am

      Denial ain’t just a mountain in Alaska.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructKrugerrant
      9/03/15 8:44am

      This is a quintessential kinja joke: hilarious and timely, and yet clearly too subtle for some folks.

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    G3istbotHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 1:32am

    Of course an HR person is going to freak out over that; meanwhile you send it to Jerry in accounts payable and you get a get a little bump in your paycheck.

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      Laura Bush TilmanG3istbot
      9/03/15 1:37am

      IT and marketing wouldn’t have stopped what they were doing for a second, let alone call the cops. IT may have added to SharePoint. Marketing to listserv. But public resources - ie the POLICE - would not have been wasted.

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    Masshole JamesHudson Hongo
    9/03/15 1:03am
    GIF
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      HypnoCatHudson Hongo
      9/03/15 1:18am

      My understanding is they’ve rescinded the offer.

      Rescinded is just another word for shrinkage.

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        NickyCurtiHypnoCat
        9/03/15 3:16am

        I think it’s another word for pulling out...

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