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    BaggyTrousers3Alex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:39pm

    If he’s such a “great American president and patriot,” why isn’t there one fucking town in the state of Ohio named after him? Fuck, rename one of those places for McKinley. I vote Cleveland, since that place could use a makeover anyway.

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      dothedewBaggyTrousers3
      8/31/15 2:42pm

      I’m with you, but this guy votes NO

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      EmilyPosterchildBaggyTrousers3
      8/31/15 2:46pm

      Yeah, but then you get Connecticut all up in arms for taking away the name of beloved Connecticut son Moses Cleaveland. And Connecticut fights dirty.

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    stacyinbeanAlex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:39pm

    1) Skyline Chili = McKinley Chili

    2) Cedar Point = McKinley Point

    3) Cleveland, OH = McKinley, OH

    4) Cleveland Browns = Cleveland McKinleys (OR McKinley McKinley’s if we go with #3 too)

    eta - 5) The Drew Carey Show - The McKinley Show

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      dothedewstacyinbean
      8/31/15 2:41pm

      Major Major Major Major

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      Mattstacyinbean
      8/31/15 2:46pm

      I vote #4 just because I want a giant bobble headed McKinley mascot...

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    Brock SamsaAlex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:56pm

    I’ve never heard of “Reagan” National Washington Airport.

    - Disgruntled and Stubborn DC Natives

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      caekislove-caekingitupBrock Samsa
      8/31/15 3:00pm

      Houstonian here, and if you think that’s bad, they renamed our airport (which was named for Texas Revolution hero and all around swell guy Sam Houston) after George Fuckin’ Bush. And the loser one-term George Fuckin’ Bush, at that!! No vote, no nothing. I’m still pissed, as you can tell.

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      Cyrils-cashmere-sweater-vestcaekislove-caekingitup
      8/31/15 3:08pm

      The airports were named for the city, not the man.

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    JVBaseballSuperstarAlex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:47pm

    The guy that killed him was Polish? Where do we need to build a wall to keep those murderous savages out?

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      RemusShepherdJVBaseballSuperstar
      8/31/15 2:48pm

      East Germany, and it’s been done.

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      JVBaseballSuperstarRemusShepherd
      8/31/15 2:49pm

      My grandpa came from Poland, and from the jokes he told me I thought we were just dumb, not evil.

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    Cam/ronAlex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:36pm

    An old joke:

    Q: Why are so many astronauts from Ohio?

    A: Nobody wants to leave Planet Earth more than an Ohioan.

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      MattCam/ron
      8/31/15 2:48pm

      There might be some truth to that. The Wright Brothers were from Ohio too.

      “Ohioans: Trying to 'Peace Out' on Planet Earth since 1903".

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      BDCBCam/ron
      8/31/15 2:48pm

      Q: What separates a Kentuckian from an asshole?

      A: The Ohio River.

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    okiedokieokieAlex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:45pm

    They already have this, what more do they want?

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      Murry Changokiedokieokie
      8/31/15 2:50pm

      Don’t think that’s legal tender anymore though?

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      facwMurry Chang
      8/31/15 3:00pm

      Still legal tender, but not printed in 80 years. If you have one, it’s probably worth more than $500 to a collector anyway.

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    Medieval KnievelAlex Pareene
    8/31/15 2:38pm

    “Denali is not just a mountain in Alaska.”

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      The Noble RenardAlex Pareene
      8/31/15 2:45pm

      Step One: Buy an area 1/3 the size of the Continental US for (inflation-adjusted) $120 million from people who really only own it on paper.

      Step Two: Rename all the mountains, even though the people living there already have names for them and have used those names for ages. Oppress the people living there some more.

      Step Three: Wait 100 yeras.

      Step Four: Scream horribly when people decide to revert your mountain to the name it had 100 years ago, claiming that you’re the true victim.

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        dothedewThe Noble Renard
        8/31/15 3:43pm

        Manifest destiny is a bitch, ain’t it Chief?

        /s

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      NewYorkCynicAlex Pareene
      8/31/15 2:43pm

      The comments on the Fox News about this are pretty amazing. If you’ve got some time to kill, I’d highly recommend heading over there and clicking on the article. And the comments scroll in real time, so you can read it like a news ticker of hate and ignorance!

      http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/…

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        fdfddsasdNewYorkCynic
        8/31/15 3:01pm

        presented without commentary:

        ‘There right why let some Eskmo have a say , hes not an endangered bening other wise he would be on the list like the same sexers are the black lives garbage’

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        axelchildofdestinyNewYorkCynic
        8/31/15 3:15pm

        I have to say, it is quite amazing watching comments pour in in real time.

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      FlyLikeSymptomsAlex Pareene
      8/31/15 2:35pm

      I think we should call merkins “McKinley Ticklers.”

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        dothedewFlyLikeSymptoms
        8/31/15 2:45pm

        I like your thought, but we need some truth in advertising when it comes to merkins, which should be called Syphilis Patches

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        FlyLikeSymptomsdothedew
        8/31/15 2:56pm

        I’m naming my next cat that.

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