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    Dave Jay Hathaway
    8/28/15 4:06pm

    I wonder what it’s like to go through life entitled, clueless and oblivious to reality?

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      natdawgDave
      8/28/15 4:07pm

      It most certainly makes for not caring about black people.

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      FlyLikeSymptomsDave
      8/28/15 4:08pm

      Probably pretty sweet.

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    LindaJay Hathaway
    8/28/15 4:10pm

    Am I the only person who thinks it’s a really bad idea for Bush to go to New Orleans for the anniversary of Katrina?

    First rule of Dumbassery, don’t go back to the place you shit all over.

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      Beet ArthurLinda
      8/28/15 4:14pm

      Yes! Its like he went as a celebration.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysBeet Arthur
      8/28/15 4:41pm

      “Look at me! I forced enough blacks out of New Orleans to fuck up the votes for the Dems for the next 50 years!”

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    Tom ScoccaJay Hathaway
    8/28/15 4:11pm


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      Rom RombertsTom Scocca
      8/28/15 4:16pm

      In Bush’s America, every infant owned a 3,500 sq. ft. home. In Obama’s America? Not that.

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      radioheadssTom Scocca
      8/28/15 5:09pm

      LOL!

      Aside from that being hilarious, that commercial pisses me off every time!!!

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    Rom RombertsJay Hathaway
    8/28/15 4:11pm

    Brace yourselves for here come my rhythms. They will flow from my angled legs like waves of cream in the mouth of a pelican. Whoop. I’ve dipped below the equator of my hips to add spice to this dance and rile the crowd into a quiet frenzy. What will I, former President Bush, do next with my body? Only the beat knows the secrets of my bones.

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      KaidogRom Romberts
      8/28/15 4:18pm

      You really do sound like A Dog today.

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      Rom RombertsKaidog
      8/28/15 4:20pm

      I do whatever I want, whenever I want, unless my wife tells me to stop, and then I do that thing only in the bathroom when I get to have private time.

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    lobstrJay Hathaway
    8/28/15 4:09pm

    Recipe for the W Dance:

    Take three quarts white-guy-dancing,
    one ounce of shoulder-shrug,
    a pinch of ill-timed jazz hands,
    garnish with stupid fucking trademark smirk (optional)

    Dump all ingredients into blender and hit frappé for four minutes.

    Serve chilled.

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      Medieval KnievelJay Hathaway
      8/28/15 4:10pm

      Voulez-Vieux Carré avec moi?

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        KomradKickassMedieval Knievel
        8/28/15 4:14pm

        Looking at French pisses me off.

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        Medieval KnievelKomradKickass
        8/28/15 4:15pm

        Noted.

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      Trevor PhillipsJay Hathaway
      8/28/15 4:14pm

      still not the best bush dance

      GIF
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        GregoireJay Hathaway
        8/28/15 4:14pm

        I’ll bring the beer! Just keep dancing on the bones of the hundreds who died because of your poor decisions.

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          CrazyJoeDevola1Gregoire
          8/28/15 4:35pm

          *thousands

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        OctoberSurpriseJay Hathaway
        8/28/15 4:29pm

        Hey, Laura...guess how many people I killed?

        —This again? None, you never killed anyone.

        BZZZZZ WRONG STUPID! I kill thousands upon thousands, lol.

        —Very good George

        Don’t be mad, just because you only killed one guy. Pfft. Loser.

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          ninjaginJay Hathaway
          8/28/15 4:40pm

          You know, some secret service guy should be equipped with a blowgun and some curare-tipped darts, with a standing order to dart the old guy the moment he starts dancing. The effect will wear off in a couple hours and he won’t have any memory of the cruel, cruel motions his body was making. It would be for his own good... a way of keeping him from injuring himself, as one might do for an epileptic friend of co-worker. A doctor could prescribe it, I think. Won’t someone please think of the children?

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