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    Kate774Andy Cush
    8/28/15 3:46pm

    Getting brain? I’m assuming that’s a twist on getting head?

    Also, the computer freezing one is coincidentally funny because while I’m generally the master at closing my goof off screen, I have suffered a few unfortunate screen freezes.

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      JohninLAKate774
      8/28/15 3:51pm

      “Brain” is so much more refreshing than “head” though I still think “dome” leads in this category.

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      ArturoKate774
      8/28/15 3:53pm

      Yes, “getting brain” means being on the receiving end of a blowjob. Likewise, “a chick that gives good brain” means she knows what she’s doing with regards to mouth-to-dick action.

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    Cam/ronAndy Cush
    8/28/15 3:41pm

    Reminds me of the best scene in Zoolander:

    GIF
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      DerpHapleyCam/ron
      8/28/15 3:53pm

      Hot take coming in: Zoolander fucking sucks.

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      KaidogCam/ron
      8/28/15 3:55pm

      I might need to go watch that right now.

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    We're Jerrys. I know, right?Andy Cush
    8/28/15 3:42pm

    1. How do you procure a baboon for such things?
    2. How do you keep it from eating your face?

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      G3istbotWe're Jerrys. I know, right?
      8/28/15 3:45pm

      tranq gun.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaWe're Jerrys. I know, right?
      8/28/15 4:13pm

      Yeah, good question. I love these, but the baboon seems so cute and harmless! Meanwhile, back in the real world:

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    Rom RombertsAndy Cush
    8/28/15 3:41pm

    Ok this is all I will watch until I die thanks.

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      Utah Jazz HandsRom Romberts
      8/28/15 4:02pm

      I call the first one “Chris Conte in coverage.”

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdAndy Cush
    8/28/15 3:41pm

    I don’t need these. My whole life is a baboon stock video.

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      m9105826Armageddon T. Thunderbird
      8/28/15 3:57pm

      My brain somehow concatenated that into “my wife is a baboon stock video” and I was like man... that’s harsh.

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    copyranterAndy Cush
    8/28/15 4:03pm

    BuzzFeed has already hired one of them to create “content” aimed at the untapped, maybe lucrative, non-human primate demo.

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      MajesticSeaFlapFlapAndy Cush
      8/28/15 4:00pm

      Did you see the one of the monkey “making rude gestures”

      Gawd, it sums up my feelings on this week so perfectly http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/m…

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        PragmaticSquirrelAndy Cush
        8/28/15 3:44pm

        I’d hire them. They’d probably do a better job than the orangutans we’ve got now.

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          onehappymanAndy Cush
          8/28/15 6:29pm
          GIF

          ‘THE WOMAN IS MINE’

          Baboons are my spirit animal.

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            GregoireAndy Cush
            8/28/15 3:43pm

            When do they give out Pulitzer Prizes next year? Let’s not let this important work go unrecognized.

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