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    Cam/ronJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 6:43pm

    By gar, in my day we had Fartman float down to present a VMA and he stuck it to The Establishment, or something. Now get off my lawn.

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      NefertittiesCam/ron
      8/27/15 6:48pm

      We’ve come a long way since then (in television resolution and picture quality).

      Glad it was so poor for this segment though.

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      Masshole JamesCam/ron
      8/27/15 6:57pm

      LMAO! That was amazing! You made my night!!

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    COWPIEJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 6:49pm

    Donald Trump loved something misogynistic that focused on the sexual abuse of women. Crazy.

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      flamingolingoCOWPIE
      8/27/15 7:13pm

      And the objectification of black women as props for the skinny white girl. If Miley had danced around in a sombrero during that performance and told Pitbull to go back to Mexico*, she’d probably be on his VP shortlist now.

      *yes, I know he’s Cuban American; that’s part of the joke, which is now ruined because I had to explain it to preempt indignant replies. My life is difficult.

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      kaysey17flamingolingo
      8/28/15 3:59am

      *yes, I know he’s Cuban American; that’s part of the joke, which is now ruined because I had to explain it to preempt indignant replies. My life is difficult.

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    GutbloomJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 6:54pm

    This is the most modest of poses, is it not?

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      Medieval KnievelGutbloom
      8/27/15 7:23pm

      She’s pointing the way to the border.

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      GutbloomMedieval Knievel
      8/27/15 7:26pm

      I thought she was simply indicating that “a gentleman’s eyes should be down here when a lady is caught unexpectedly in a state of undress.”

      Donald Trump has no manners.

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    Peggy Noonan's Toolbox Full Of DildosJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 6:50pm

    Did Donald Trump call you up and let you know that he loved when you outed a private citizen’s sexual orientation while working in concert with a blackmailer?

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      Suckie McSuckPeggy Noonan's Toolbox Full Of Dildos
      8/27/15 6:58pm

      Seems like a garish thing that Trump would love. I’m assuming Trump’s a huge Sargent fan. Probably an Allie Jones fan too.

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    Denzel WashyourtongueJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 6:47pm

    I was in the studio with Kanye [later] that night, and we watched it back and we didn’t say anything. He was like, “That was sick,”

    I’m done... This is the highlights “what’s wrong with this picture” of quotes.

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      GurvinderDenzel Washyourtongue
      8/27/15 7:16pm

      That picture though. Dead.

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    BLMForeverJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 6:44pm

    Donald Trump is the personification of today’s ultra-white mayo Republikkkan Party: Ugly, fat, white, racist, sexist, xenophobic...I could go on...

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      PhuryDragonBLMForever
      8/27/15 7:13pm

      Ok, I couldn’t figure out if Trump was seriously running for president. However, since you describe the Republicans and it applies to Trump, I am leaning towards him being serious.

      I just feel as if I am in some kind of coma and Trump running for president is just a very bad dream I am having (I hope Jay and Bey don’t decide they want to be President. If they do, I will know for sure that this reality isn’t real and I need to either die or wake up).

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      GurvinderBLMForever
      8/27/15 7:17pm

      And her dad sang: “Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart.”

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    gimmesummerJordan Sargent
    8/27/15 7:30pm

    IMO, it was a musical dance number where an old sadist fucks a willing teenager(or younger).

    Why would Trump not like that? Women are the fairer breed to Trump. They need to “work under him”. They are either whores or Bitches to Trump. Not much room in between in his mind. Frankly, It is obvious.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysJordan Sargent
      8/27/15 11:17pm

      “I loved, LOVED Miley’s performance. I jerked off to it three of four times. My puddle of jizz was huuuuuge. Wait, did I saw that out loud?” - The Donald

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        A House In VirginiaJordan Sargent
        8/28/15 12:52pm

        Miley’s no longer “gender-binary” so I guess this means the Donald is evolving, re: the kinds of tramps he likes?

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          Annie from the Grog BoothJordan Sargent
          8/27/15 6:42pm

          Color me shocked.

          But not really.

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            Mortal DictataAnnie from the Grog Booth
            8/27/15 7:04pm

            You can’t be colored. Trump doesn’t like those people.

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