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    ThrumbolioHamilton Nolan
    8/26/15 4:29pm

    and showed me how to smoke it properly

    Inhaling is an important step.

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      949KAeroThrumbolio
      8/26/15 4:37pm

      Step 1: buy a vape, because fuck carbon monoxide

      There aren’t any more steps.

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      Thrumbolio949KAero
      8/26/15 4:39pm

      I have a PAX but I’m not really a fan. It’s good, but it doesn’t give me that full-lunged feeling. Buddy has a volcano, which seems to be more my speed.

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    HalperMonkeyHamilton Nolan
    8/26/15 4:26pm

    I say this out of kindness: xojane is the biggest collection of losers on the internet

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      StenchofaburnerHalperMonkey
      8/26/15 4:32pm

      I honestly thought that site was no more. I mean, I vaguely knew some posting was going on but I thought it was mostly a “the lights are on but there’s nobody home” situation. It’s even worse than Thought Catalog.

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      HalperMonkeyStenchofaburner
      8/26/15 4:37pm

      They’re like the worst navel gazing and victimy aspects of jezebel turned to 11 and I’m generally a fan of jez

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    TotalFuckingHomerHamilton Nolan
    8/26/15 4:30pm

    Needless to say, when offered my first sample of marijuana at a party (it was a pipe, and I was 17), I not only declined, but rushed to escape the location, afraid to be busted as an accomplice to drug doing. This did not make me the most popular friend, often more of a wet blanket.

    And this is the point where we all should have stopped reading.

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      BaggyTrousers3TotalFuckingHomer
      8/26/15 5:24pm

      Yeah, because it was only going to go more down-er from there. Seriously, I read all the way to the end expecting some cool observation about being a late bloomer when comes to weed and all I got was “I like the brownies!”

      I bet she ruined the high of all of her other friends and doesn’t even know it. Or care.

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      TotalFuckingHomerBaggyTrousers3
      8/26/15 5:30pm

      Actually, now that I think about it, we probably should have stopped at “By Anonymous.”

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    8/26/15 4:27pm

    [lame pot story redacted]

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      DevteslaSean Brody
      8/26/15 4:29pm

      Then the paranoia kicked in.

      The terrifying paranoia that it is you who is the old.

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      Gawk-errSean Brody
      8/26/15 4:30pm

      Time has nothing to do with it. No one ever said ‘I do weed’ or ‘I did weed’...except you ;)

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    Rom RombertsHamilton Nolan
    8/26/15 4:32pm

    They loaded the crater with tasty tasty moon dust and I just spark-a-darked until the dragon lifted his lids and I could see the treasure. I orbited Venus in a mellow cruiser and let the vibes take me for a ride.

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      toothpetardRom Romberts
      8/26/15 4:36pm

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      Taynetoothpetard
      8/26/15 4:48pm

      Play some Fu Manchu next.

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    bruunoHamilton Nolan
    8/26/15 4:28pm

    I hate these people who make such huge production of their first time smoking weed. Smoke a joint, open a bag of cheetos and turn on a South Park marathon on Comedy Central. End of f***ing story.

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      Medieval KnievelHamilton Nolan
      8/26/15 4:38pm

      Had reddit not been available to define “bowl of the pipe,” I suppose the author could have turned instead to, say, Herodotus and all of recorded history in which humans have been smoking from the “bowls” of “pipes.”

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        Gary-XMedieval Knievel
        8/26/15 4:41pm

        Nah, man, you don’t get it. She’s, like, a special snowflake cause she’s never touched the stuff.

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      Gary-XHamilton Nolan
      8/26/15 4:35pm

      Christ. They’re just publishing anyone these days, huh?

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        Medieval KnievelGary-X
        8/26/15 4:45pm

        Don’t be so harsh on Hamilton. He does a lot of good stuff.

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      VectoriousHamilton Nolan
      8/26/15 4:39pm

      Here she is talking about boobs with friends.

      GIF
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        BaggyTrousers3Hamilton Nolan
        8/26/15 5:04pm

        For all you ladies venturing out into the west, wondering if your time to try something new is coming, my advice to you is to follow your instincts and go for the chocolate.

        GIF

        Who are these ladies “venturing out into the west”? Are they pioneers in covered wagons? Little House on the Prairie cosplayers? Wait, it’s Unsinkable Molly Brown, isn’t it?

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