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    김치전!Hudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:04pm

    “I’m a great manager, I know how to manage things.”

    I’m a fuckin’ unicorn, I know how to enchant things.

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      OpenIntro김치전!
      8/25/15 10:07pm

      would vote.

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      Suckie McSuck김치전!
      8/25/15 10:08pm

      I’m a Suckie, I know how to...WAIT!!! I’m not falling for that again!

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsHudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:13pm

    Can you imagine this maniac addressing the U.N.?

    The thing that really scares me is the people who sincerely think this clown is legit.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/25/15 10:19pm

      Does anybody else see Chewbacca?

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      00111000001100000011100099Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/25/15 10:22pm
      GIF
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    Cam/ronHudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:08pm

    “I’m a great manager, I know how to manage things.”

    As said by someone who had several companies undergo bankruptcy.


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      Footlong With Black Forest Ham In PrisonCam/ron
      8/25/15 10:24pm

      And bankrupted a fucking casino.

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      Volante3192Cam/ron
      8/25/15 10:31pm

      Ya know, if Republicans voted on principle, Trump should still win by a landslide. Isn’t it their party that equates wealth with hard work? You work hard, you get paid. Trump’s the wealthiest candidate, therefore he’s worked the hardest. Logic!!

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    Sean BrodyHudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:05pm

    Only 6 months of this til the primaries.

    Yippee.

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      For-Eh-VerSean Brody
      8/25/15 10:10pm

      It’s garbage, but is it worse than watching candidates eat fair food and dodge questions for 6months? Maybe this shit show will actually provide some good by reforming the length of time campaigning for primaries lasts in the future. Everyone else is basically wasting money by stumping everyday without getting any press right? Maybe the threat of a clown candidate in the future will keep candidates from declaring to run so early in the process.

      Probably not. Things will probably get worse, but here's t hoping!

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      001110000011000000111000Sean Brody
      8/25/15 10:27pm
      GIF
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    FC37Hudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:54pm

    I’m not a fan of Donald Trump and he acted like his usual jackass self. However, this was less an opportunity for the Univision reporter to ask a question and more a publicity stunt. He wasn’t called, and when Trump did call on him, he asked a long string of questions (many of which Trump has previously addressed, though not to the reporter’s liking).

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      myprettyponyFC37
      8/25/15 11:21pm

      This isn't going to be a popular opinion, but the Univision guy was out of line. That's not what you do at a press conference. Trump is still as ass though.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsmyprettypony
      8/25/15 11:26pm

      I agree too. That said, I don’t think he saw a way to ask these questions and so did what he needed to do. I ain’t mad at him for that.

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    huckleberryhoundssyndromeHudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:19pm

    Trump says “we” are going to build an impenetrable wall along the entire U.S./Mexico border. Trump says “we” are going to do this by enslaving the “illegals” and forcing them to build the wall. Trump says “we” won’t have to pay for this wall (I assume he’s talking about the raw materials, since the labor will be free) because he, Trump. will force Mexico, the country, to pay for it.

    Now. None of the above things will ever to happen. Especially not if Trump were to get involved (in that case, less than zero probability). But because I’m saying this, saying something that every sane person knows to be true, then I’m a “libtard.” Or is it “libturd?” Or both. Whatever. I give up. Again.

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      JVBaseballSuperstarhuckleberryhoundssyndrome
      8/25/15 10:39pm

      I feel your pain.

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      Midtown43huckleberryhoundssyndrome
      8/25/15 10:45pm

      Come on, he has a foolproof plan to get Mexico to pay for the wall. He’ll yell: “You’ll pay for it or you’re fired!”

      It works on reality TV. Therefore it must work in real life, dealing with other nations, right?

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    walterCOCKrightHudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:48pm

    Trump is the only credible chance at change. Everyone else stands for more of the same with pivots right or left. Trump is the only one talking about lobbyists of how all our politicians are bought. He is extreme but I applaude his audacity. His ego may prove to be an asset for the majority of Americans finally.

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      TheKid93walterCOCKright
      8/25/15 11:23pm

      “Credible” and “Trump” are words that don’t belong in the same zip code. Ask any of the creditors named in any of Oranguman’s four serial bankruptcies.

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      NicowalterCOCKright
      8/26/15 9:17am

      Really?


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    PS9Hudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:12pm

    All part of his grand strategem to win over the latino vote. You’ll all see when he gets 80% of it in the general! Man’s a genius.

    On a side note, holy fucking shit this LSD I just took is some wicked badass stuff, those colors aren’t supposed to be real what the hell happening

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      Creative DestructionPS9
      8/25/15 10:21pm

      Here. Listen to this. The colors will be explosive, I guarantee:

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      weirwoodtreehugger3PS9
      8/25/15 10:38pm
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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Hudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:06pm

    “specifics of his plan to deport undocumented immigrants and build a wall..., Trump insisted, “I’m a great manager, I know how to manage things.”

    Woah. Vincent Adultman (of BoJack HorseMan) is *totally* Trump’s speechwriter.

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      PeterFallowSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      8/25/15 10:09pm
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      JVBaseballSuperstarSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      8/25/15 10:38pm

      So those are the adult things he’s always off doing. We need more Bojack reference spread around. I still laugh when I think of Mr. Peanutbutter saying, “compared to my wife your wife is bullshit, and he had to agree with me...”

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    skanteaHudson Hongo
    8/25/15 10:45pm

    Why isn’t anyone cornering Trump on this “Magic Wall” idea. He can’t just say that over and over without having somebody crunch the damn numbers. How much would it cost, how long would it take? Is It Even Actually Possible To Build? And a big stupid door in the middle? Not even a half way smart junior high kid would think that was logical.

    He’s gotta be trolling. Gotta be...

    ETA: the U.S. Mexiacn border is 1,933 miles long, about half the length of the great wall of china which took 200 years to build.

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      Nicoskantea
      8/26/15 9:29am

      Not that I’m pro wall, but we did manage to deforest the entire boarder between the US and Canada when we were a lot less technologically advanced.


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      opiumsmabytchNico
      8/26/15 12:14pm

      I love that video.

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