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    CaptOtterAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:28pm

    I’d like to see more of the banners made and hung up by women—those at least have gags of some sort.

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      PsonicPsunspotCaptOtter
      8/25/15 6:42pm

      I have a banner hanging outside my house that reads “3 GLASSES OF WINE & IN BED BY 8:30.”

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      The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundPsonicPsunspot
      8/25/15 6:48pm

      Hey, that’s my plan for tonight!

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    Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)Anna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:41pm

    Can I make a parody one and hang it off my neighbor’s balcony and send it to you guys?
    (I do not have a balcony so theirs will have to do.)

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      The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundLilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)
      8/25/15 6:49pm

      YES PLEASE.

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      many bells down wears many stupid hatsLilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)
      8/25/15 6:52pm

      I have a deck, come over and we’ll get drunk and make banners.

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    JeremyAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:41pm

    I want a banner that reads, “Drop off your sons here! No need to worry about unplanned pregnancy #heteroflexible #twobeers”

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      she-raJeremy
      8/25/15 8:03pm

      Hey! That might actually garner some outrage!

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      Classicblanca FilmJeremy
      8/25/15 8:22pm

      Seriously, can you imagine the epic hissy fit these punks would throw if gay guys on campus made a banner of equal vulgarity with them as the target? They’d have Fox News doing live spots there covering that national “tragedy” within hours. They’d be busing in lawyers by the boatloads. (I’d totally fund that banner venture if anybody wants to undertake it, BTW.)

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    Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:32pm

    There's something about the thought of these bros being doused in menstrual blood that's really charging my squirrels. I think I might be spontaneously menstruating.

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      Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadTom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther
      8/25/15 6:39pm
      GIF
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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      8/25/15 6:41pm

      Yaaaas

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    Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:25pm

    we humorless outrage feminists at Jezebel.com are literally calling the banners rape and demanding that the people who hung them be dragged into the street, set aflame with menstrually suggestive lighter fluid, then frogmarched into re-education camps where they will be distracted from the real political issues by a ceaseless forced viewing of Eve Ensler dress rehearsals

    Wait, I’m actually FOR THIS. I thought I was on message?

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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      8/25/15 6:30pm

      Girl, same.

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      badkenYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      8/25/15 6:35pm

      I’m a dude and it sounds good to me. Just let me catch my breath from laughing so hard here.

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    Andrew DaisukeAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:29pm

    Eh, they live in Ohio, that’s punishment enough.

    /s

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      Kate Bush WackerAndrew Daisuke
      8/25/15 6:33pm

      Is Ohio the LCD of the Midwest? I’ve been conditioned my whole life to point the finger at Mississippi.

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      KittyReavenKate Bush Wacker
      8/25/15 6:45pm

      Ohio is if you’re from Cincinnati.

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    Snacktastic Part II: the Snack AwakensAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:38pm

    I went to a school that would probably just say, “send me your lentils and Foucault”

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      wearebarnaclesSnacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens
      8/25/15 6:57pm

      Me too.

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      Burner613Snacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens
      8/25/15 8:14pm

      And one foot on the floor!

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    LibraryanneagainAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:26pm

    Gee, I’m not sure suggestive lighter fluid is quite emasculating enough. Shouldn’t we all really bleed out of our whatevers on them?

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      the_donaldLibraryanneagain
      8/25/15 6:29pm

      yes

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    DashleyinCaliAnna Merlan
    8/25/15 6:30pm

    They are merely “loutish and vulgar,” and by suggesting that their message is a touch creepy, we humorless outrage feminists at Jezebel.com are literally calling the banners rape and demanding that the people who hung them be dragged into the street, set aflame with menstrually suggestive lighter fluid, then frogmarched into re-education camps where they will be distracted from the real political issues by a ceaseless forced viewing of Eve Ensler dress rehearsals.

    GIF
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      addictedtosmutAnna Merlan
      8/25/15 6:32pm

      I thought it was going to say “59 cents (cents sign) clit” like, 59 cents per clit. You know, discount cunnilingus.

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        Spiffy McBangaddictedtosmut
        8/25/15 8:26pm

        I can get paid for that?!

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