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    A House In VirginiaAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:29pm

    NOTHING feeds my inner Conspiracy Theorist that Trump is a Clinton plant quite like Trump’s next level xenophobia.
    (He’s threading too many of the right needles to piss off Hispanic voters—- this HAS GOT TO BE on purpose).

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      Emerald D.V.A House In Virginia
      8/24/15 4:34pm

      Of course it’s on purpose. The white nationalist id of the GOP feeds on it. Hispanics are all Mexican invaders except for the few good ones like Ted Cruz, anyway.

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      A House In VirginiaEmerald D.V.
      8/24/15 4:36pm

      so you agree: Trump is a Clinton plant?

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    c'est-a-direAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:28pm

    Do they ever hear themselves? Tell anyone else what they plan to say? Record it and play it back? Practice in front of a mirror? Anything?

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWaynec'est-a-dire
      8/24/15 4:30pm

      See this is an interesting strategy. Instead of the typical GOP plan of securing white votes, he’s alienating other constituencies one by one to prove to the whites he is the most qualified to lead the party. A political Highlander.

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      artdorkc'est-a-dire
      8/24/15 4:31pm
      GIF

      They probably wouldn’t see the problem...

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    김치전!Alex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:33pm

    엿먹어라, Jeb!

    Best part: “I think we need to chill out a little with the political correctness that somehow you have to be scolded every time you say something.” Something racist, you grinning imbecile.

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      Burndy Burndy Burn김치전!
      8/24/15 4:41pm

      Maddow did a good piece on him last week, with a montage of defensive and/or bumbling missteps wherein she pointed out that he hasn’t run for office in over a decade, and certainly didn’t seem very good at it, at the moment. He really can’t stop lurching from one fuckup to the next. It's hilarious.

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      JRu김치전!
      8/24/15 5:07pm

      We should start calling him an “anchor husband.” His Mexican wife used him just to get citizenship.

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    TopherAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:30pm
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      BobbySeriousTopher
      8/24/15 4:38pm
      GIF
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      TopherBobbySerious
      8/24/15 4:44pm
      GIF
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    gramercypoliceAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:40pm

    He probably just finally saw this classic video on the Youtubes and thought, “Gol-ly! That’s how I’ll win in California! I’ll blame everything on Asians! What could go wrong?”

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      ninjagingramercypolice
      8/24/15 4:50pm

      Well, to be fair, Ching Chong Ling Long means “I love you”. I’ll let Jimmy Wong explain:

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      Brad Connersgramercypolice
      8/24/15 6:41pm

      I’m unsure of whether I’m more troubled by how insanely racist and stupid this woman is, or that UCLA accepted her as a student. That is a seriously dumb fucking bitch.

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    ManchuCandidateAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:34pm

    I actually thought JEB meant anchor baby = “younger son who sank a political dynasty and ruined the oldest’s chances of ever becoming preznit.”

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      medrawtManchuCandidate
      8/24/15 4:40pm

      JEB is the younger brother, by seven years.

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      Tychomedrawt
      8/24/15 5:38pm

      god, could you imagine the complex he’d have if he was the older brother, but Barbara and George waited until W. was born to give him his father’s name? like Gattaca.

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    Why So Furious?Alex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:37pm
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      opiumsmabytchWhy So Furious?
      8/25/15 9:57am

      Don’t scare me like that before I’ve finished my coffee.....

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    Buck_TurgidsonAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:30pm

    Can he hear himself talking? If he can, he clearly has zero fucks left.

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      kaysey17Buck_Turgidson
      8/24/15 4:33pm

      Maybe he thinks if The TrumpDumpster can get away with it, so can he. ¯\_(シ)_/¯

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      1llamarampage will write againkaysey17
      8/24/15 5:01pm

      Trump has charisma, at least. I mean, he drops turds out of his mouth and calls them speech, but he charms the imbecilic. Even W had an air of dopey affability about him. Jeb has all the charm and appeal of a week-old pancake, watching him try to ride Trump’s “edgy” coattails is laughable. He doesn’t have the personality to be edgy even when he works so hard at it. You can see it in his eyes, as he prays “Please take offense! Please take offense! I don’t know why it’s a good thing but it works so well for Donald, so please, pleeease be offended by me!”

      It’s like watching the teacher’s pet drop the f-bomb into conversation super-nervously so the other kids’ll think he’s cool. Pathetic, pathetic.

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    TopherAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:40pm

    It was either this or admitting that he uses literal “anchor babies” to park his yacht.

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      ninjaginTopher
      8/24/15 4:51pm

      “Anchor Baby” would be a good motor yacht name, you know.

      (saving that for when I can buy a yacht in my dreams.)

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      Vaginafication Nationninjagin
      8/24/15 5:40pm

      I am stealing this.

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    FieryAlex Pareene
    8/24/15 4:30pm

    I was wondering when the GOP Eye of Sauron was going to turn towards the Asians. There it is.

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneFiery
      8/24/15 4:42pm

      More like the GOP game of drunken pin the tail on the donkey.

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