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    MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)Bobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:58am

    Jennifer has come a long way since appearing on that Bachelor show dressed as a panda. I’m happy for her.

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      fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrMostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)
      8/20/15 10:08am

      not enough people are aware of Burning Love

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      A Small TurnipMostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)
      8/20/15 10:12am

      I LOVE THAT SHOW. She was genuinely guffaw-worthy in it. And I know we’re supposed to bag on her, but holy shit, Jennifer Aniston has truly amazing comic timing. She doesn’t get nearly enough credit for it, I reckon.

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    randilynBobby Finger
    8/20/15 10:00am

    Winter House/Summer House

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeenerandilyn
      8/20/15 10:12am

      I am so excited about this house being for sale! Buffalo Bill is my favorite. There’s no well in the basement though...

      disappointed!

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      randilyndarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      8/20/15 10:16am

      dar, you scare me ;)

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:55am
    • Ciara thinks celibacy is “awesome,” and “a great challenge.” [Page Six]

    Ciara and Russell Wilson’s constant “WE’RE STILL NOT FUCKING” press conferences are somehow making me hate Ciara AND the Seattle Seahawks, which I thought was impossible but here we are

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      Jurassic Porkerfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/20/15 10:05am

      The Ghost of Relationships Past is reminding me of a long ago couple who also had us keeping tabs on their sexual debut.

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      Gwyneth P. is a reincarnated chicken nuggetfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/20/15 10:08am

      Here is a little taste of what you’ll be missing if you go down the road of hating her.

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    XofBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:53am

    Bobby, I didn’t see any pictures of the ring.

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      A Small TurnipXof
      8/20/15 9:56am

      Me either. Do we have to click a link? I don’t like clicking links. Links are for plebs and assholes.

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      SqarrXof
      8/20/15 10:20am

      I don’t think that knuckle-duster is at all practical.

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    randilynBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:53am

    Anyone else click?

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilyn
      8/20/15 9:56am

      click??

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      Gwyneth P. is a reincarnated chicken nuggetrandilyn
      8/20/15 9:59am

      iClick.

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    alter_egoBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:58am

    If I were Jennifer Aniston, I would do everything in my power to get married and have a kid in secret. Like, Clint Barton style secret family. And then, when my kid was 18, I’d go out in public near some paparazzi, and when they asked who he/she was, I’d be like “Oh, that’s my kid. You know, Sam? Did you not know I’m married with a kid? OOOOOh, all those tabloid articles make soo much more sense now!”

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      Shiny Chrome Witnessedbotalter_ego
      8/20/15 10:39am

      SHHHHH DO NOT REVEAL HER PLAN!! Brannen is 13 now, and Justin treats her just like his own kid. Oh, and they both just absolutely dote on the triplets, Jane, Patrick, and Simon, who turn three next month.

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    DevonnaBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:55am

    I love the snark, but honestly that’s the kind of ring I’d expect her to have. Un-fussy and simple.

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      WindyCityDevonna
      8/20/15 10:00am

      I don’t see any reason for snark. It’s simple and classic, she can wear it with anything and not get it snagged in a sweater or her hair or whatever. I guess haters gonna hate.

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      Burner613WindyCity
      8/20/15 10:06am

      I feel like the snark is directed at the tabloids more than her, but that could just be my natural optimistic view. Which will be drop kicked out of me by work within the hour.

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    randilynBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:56am

    “They told her she had to do it or she was cut off from all of them financially. It is tough love.”

    Tough love must be easier if you don’t actually like the person.

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      Maxine Floefflerrandilyn
      8/20/15 10:18am

      Because I am way too invested in RHOBH I actually have an opinion of ex-”Housewife” Kim Richards and I feel really bad for her. Why get mixed up in that foul mess unless you’re that desperate for money? Is she really being supported financially by her sisters (emotionally supported seems to me to be questionable at best.) If she is, they owe her, since she was the moneymaker when she was still a pre-teen.

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      randilynMaxine Floeffler
      8/20/15 10:27am

      Because of a similar dynamic present in my own family, I’m inclined to feel sorry for Kim but to also hold her accountable. Kyle worked from an equally young age. Kim squandered some very significant settlements. I think she had on her short term addicts thinking cap when they negotiated the sale of the Palm Springs house. I think she plays the victim card, coupled with the entitlement “cherry on top”. She deflects, denies, manipulates. Target is a known, well, target for drug addicts. They have a lot of small items, camera free dressing areas, easily distracted staff and a liberal return policy. Oh, wait...We’re talking about KIM... Never met her ;)

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    EleanorBoozaveltBobby Finger
    8/20/15 9:58am
    GIF

    I love KC forever since we called her “our girl” during the first American Idol. I'm not ever totally into her music but her voice and person are the BEST. Way to put a baby innit!

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeEleanorBoozavelt
      8/20/15 10:16am

      this this this

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaEleanorBoozavelt
      8/20/15 2:36pm

      I love her, too. It seems like she’s enjoying the hell out of her life and I’m glad!

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    Moses HightowerBobby Finger
    8/20/15 12:22pm

    I appreciate both the over-the-top photo snark and the reasonable engagement ring.

    Engagement ring fetishism is one of the best examples of the worst aspects of American culture.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaMoses Hightower
      8/20/15 2:38pm

      This is the wedding band. The engagement ring had a diamond approximately the size of a baby’s head.

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      Moses HightowerDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      8/20/15 3:40pm

      Goddammit.

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