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    Paul DimitrovAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:49pm

    I’m pretty sure the random dude Mr Duggar chose as his (false) profile picture, a dude who is—frankly—cute and could easily be a fitness model or personal trainer, is what Mr Duggar sees when he looks in the mirror.

    It’s amazing how many (oftentimes straight) men have this weird body dysmorphia where they are WAY more attractive in their minds than in physical reality.

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      GurvinderPaul Dimitrov
      8/19/15 7:54pm

      The worst is when you get messages from faceless profiles (this is coming from a not-so-vain queen) and have them tell you that they’re actually VGL. So, why not feast my eyes if you’re such an Adonis? One guy I decided to meet (learned not to meet up with faceless profiles after that) wasn’t bad looking at all until he opened his fucking mouth. NO MOTHERFUCKING TEETH! I walked away.

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      south2ndPaul Dimitrov
      8/19/15 7:58pm

      Oh man, I was at an acquaintance’s house while he read online dating profiles. One asked for muscular build, over 6 foot and rugged style, and he declared “We’re a perfect match!”

      He was like 5’9, chubby, & dressed like a 15 year old boy. I thought he was joking, but he sent her a message. My other friend and I just nodded along, because what could we possibly say?

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:50pm

    Where are the swinging American chicks? We are two wild and crazy guys.

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      brontebrat99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/19/15 7:54pm

      But you can NOT use your birth control devices!

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      Vonnie69199Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/19/15 7:57pm

      I don’t even think that gay guy wants Josh, He’s like crying out in the picture: “ No please No sidehugs “ lol

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    humanSuitcaseAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:39pm

    No. Josh is absolutely not entertaining any type of exercise regimen.

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      GurvinderhumanSuitcase
      8/19/15 7:41pm

      His diet includes pretty much ‘anything’ (I’m sure he doesn’t do stinky tofu though).

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      humanSuitcaseGurvinder
      8/19/15 7:44pm

      “Hey babe, thanks for meeting me for our first date at a steak house. Can I have all the fat on your ribeye, half your potato, and this basket of rolls? I’m sorry, I meant all of your potato.”

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    flamingolingoAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 8:55pm

    I’m like 99.99% sure this is definitely Josh Duggar’s OKCupid profile:

    Also, this is intriguing:

    LOL:

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      maryislyflamingolingo
      8/19/15 9:44pm

      The question about being obligated to have sex is the most telling aspect of all the questions. His cultchurch instructs women to submit to their husband in every way. If the husband wants to have sex, the wife must submit. So of course he would believe that there are circumstances where the other person is obligated to have sex. That's the clincher for me.

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      SocialWrkGirlflamingolingo
      8/19/15 9:46pm

      I had to sign in and check my own! Hope BF understands :)

      ^ NOT SHOCKING

      ^poor, sad, women with goals... so confused

      ^ makes the non-apology to his sisters clearer

      ^ lovely

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    You Also Have A PizzaAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 8:16pm

    I am an executive in the city. I develop strategies, crunch number around big tables and occasionally get out of ivory towers to sleep:)

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      gawkerellaYou Also Have A Pizza
      8/19/15 9:04pm

      Lol. Yes! BRING ON THE BOJACK MEMES.

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      selmabouvierterwilligerhutzmcclureYou Also Have A Pizza
      8/19/15 9:12pm

      LOL at “ivory towers.” Sure thing, Jethro. You and all the other homeschooled cult members just “crunching numbers” with the young educated elite of DC. 😂😂😂😂

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    Polar DriftAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:53pm

    I had to login just to see what questions he answered:

    “Do you think it’s possible for someone to be an Atheist and still have a solid framework by which to live?” -No

    “Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?” -Yes

    “”How do you feel about government subsidized food programs (free lunch, food stamps, etc.)? -Never — Get a job

    Welp, I’m convinced.

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      That Is Not IronicPolar Drift
      8/19/15 7:58pm

      You’re making that up, right? Right?

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      110 HussyPolar Drift
      8/19/15 8:14pm

      No way.... c’mon... Shut up.

      Get outta here. (let this be true.)

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    Paul DimitrovAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:47pm

    OMFG!

    It just get’s better and better and BETTER.

    Please, please, PLEASE let there be an Adam4adam profile for Mr Duggar.

    Fucking please!!!!!!

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      GurvinderPaul Dimitrov
      8/19/15 7:52pm

      Please, please, PLEASE let there be an Adam4adam profile for Mr Duggar.

      GIF
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      RomanHelmetPaul Dimitrov
      8/19/15 7:53pm

      Oh god. Please. Please. Please. I am already squealing with delight but may stroke out if that happens.

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    bloodlesscoupAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:58pm

    I feel so bad for Anna (or, as I like to think of her, Vacant Amy Adams), because 1) they’re just going to PRAY ABOUT THIS and find the strength to stay as a family, and 2) I bet he's shit in bed and she's linked for life to be an incubator for one of the least-satisfying sexual partners imaginable. Like, girl, GET OUT. You're too good for this world. The Duggar World.

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      bleeblahbloobloodlesscoup
      8/19/15 8:06pm

      The good news is there’s proof of his intent to cheat, which I believe is like, one of the only reasons she’s allowed to get divorced?

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      bloodlesscoupbleeblahbloo
      8/19/15 8:24pm

      If having a child-molester-cured-by-prayer in the same house as your children isn't a good enough reason to split, I doubt this will be either.

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    Nappy Headed HosmerAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:44pm

    DON'T STOP I'M SO CLOSE

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      Deadly the EternalNappy Headed Hosmer
      8/19/15 8:02pm

      Next up: “Josh Duggar Dick Pics Identified And Confirmed”

      ORGASM ACHIEVED

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      DashleyinCaliDeadly the Eternal
      8/19/15 8:11pm

      Ummmmm no. Orgasm SHUT DOWN

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    Sean BrodyAshley Feinberg
    8/19/15 7:42pm

    What is that Kill Em All parody shirt that he’s got on?


    ETA - Hatebreed. Huh.

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      Cam/ronSean Brody
      8/19/15 7:47pm

      Sadly, I don’t believe it’s this shirt:

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      Sean BrodySean Brody
      8/19/15 7:50pm

      If you pay for OKCupid’s A-List you get some sugar

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