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    tealstarBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:38pm

    OMG, pregnancy makes famous women gain weight too. Thanks tabloids for that scoop.

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      Snacky_Onassistealstar
      8/19/15 3:52pm

      What is a normal weight gain? The forty pounds on Hayden seems...normal? Also two of those women had twins. MYOB and STFU, tabloids.

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      DuchessCrazyLindaSnacky_Onassis
      8/19/15 4:09pm

      Supposedly, between 20-25 lbs.

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    randilynBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:39pm
    GIF

    This is my favorite Wednesday tradition since “Prince Spaghetti Day”.

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      BabyJanerandilyn
      8/19/15 3:43pm

      ANTHONNNNNNYYYY!

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      thatsslightlyravenrandilyn
      8/19/15 3:44pm

      I appreciate both you and your references. Have some spaghetti.

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    *Malice in Blunderland*Bobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:39pm

    Gavin continued, “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time, are you at one or do you lie, we live in a wheel where everyone steals, but when we rise it’s like strawberry fields,”

    Bobby you are a god damn treasure. You are winning at life right now.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama*Malice in Blunderland*
      8/19/15 3:43pm

      Seriously. Bobby FYI: I’m never going to stop sucking up to you.

      Never.

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      randilynCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      8/19/15 3:50pm

      I apologize in advance. But “sucking” and “Finger”

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    randilynBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:44pm

    Almost got me here.

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      PhyllisNeflerrandilyn
      8/19/15 3:58pm

      It took me entirely too long to figure out what the actual answer was.

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      randilynPhyllisNefler
      8/19/15 4:00pm

      Me too.

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    Lady Hazel of WassernameBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:46pm

    That Ali Larter picture is so fucking weird for some reason and I love it.

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      PhyllisNeflerLady Hazel of Wassername
      8/19/15 3:59pm

      “one scoop of Lactaid each! try not to have any fun!”

      this picture is killing me too.

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      DuchessCrazyLindaLady Hazel of Wassername
      8/19/15 4:14pm

      Blatant product placement?

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    FleanardoDiCaprioBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:47pm

    I can’t decide if I like the term “breakover” or if it needs to go away forever, like staycation.

    I have an irrational hatred of the word staycation.

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      randilynFleanardoDiCaprio
      8/19/15 3:55pm

      Staycation makes me “stabby”.

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      MaryTylerMoore'sHairFliprandilyn
      8/19/15 4:02pm

      I first heard it about 9 years ago. My then boss (who was this Australian public school douche monster who desperately wanted to be thought of as something he wasn’t) was talking about having a stay cation with his wife, who knew what being a working mother was like - because she taught Pilates from her rented studio twice a week. And that says everything about the word staycation that anyone ever need know.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:39pm
    • Honestly. Wear everything you own, all at once.

    First thought:

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      LOREM IPSUMCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      8/19/15 3:48pm

      I just like that everything is in. Now I really don’t feel like a geek for wearing my 30” bell bottoms everywhere.

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      token_liberalCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      8/19/15 3:50pm

      Could he be WEARING any more clothes?

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    MooseyDeersBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:36pm

    Trolls be trollin’ and it be good.

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      Snacky_OnassisMooseyDeers
      8/19/15 3:50pm

      Like, Taylor has a lot of boyfriends but at least they are within her species. It’s time to have a talk with that cat.

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      MooseyDeersSnacky_Onassis
      8/19/15 3:53pm

      But, like, didn’t she date John Mayer?

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    thatsslightlyravenBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:37pm

    Yooooooo, I just ate a maple bacon donut from a food truck at the farmers market near my office. I’ve been craving it since I ate one at last week’s farmers market. And on my run this morning some gross dude called me “big momma” as I ran past his car.

    AM I MILLA JOVOVICH?

    AM I PREGNANT?

    TELL ME, STAR MAGAZINE! I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      partyslugthatsslightlyraven
      8/19/15 5:00pm

      Damn, now all I want in this world is a maple bacon donut.

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      thatsslightlyravenpartyslug
      8/19/15 5:33pm

      That donut is currently my raison d’être. Like, I’m not having kids because I don’t think I could love them as much as I love this donut.


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    Kim Jong's AngstBobby Finger
    8/19/15 3:50pm

    Pearl is giving me much more of a Tyra smize than a Taylor smile.

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      allthaticingandallthatcakeKim Jong's Angst
      8/19/15 4:52pm

      Good call. FIERCE. Now let’s see that booty tooch!

      (I have never given up on America’s Next Top Model.)

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      LittleKingTrashmouth is Gary the dogKim Jong's Angst
      8/19/15 6:25pm

      This naked cat is definitely America’s Next Top Model. Smize champion.

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