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    chienfouClover Hope
    8/14/15 5:02pm

    No. Never. I have a real phobia about food and bathrooms. Ne’er the twain shall meet. Watching someone eat lunch in the company restroom turns my stomach. I cannot even chew gum in a bathroom. I cannot do the glass of wine in the bathtub thing. Mr. Chienfou and I were once in a restaurant in Vermont, and the bowls for the salad bar were in a bathtub. I retched and had to leave. Having said all that, I don’t mind eating food that looks like poop - like a swirly chocolate cone or something like that.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinachienfou
      8/14/15 5:07pm

      Watching someone eat lunch in the company restroom turns my stomach.

      Who DOES that?

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      goddessoftransitoryDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      8/14/15 5:19pm

      Some workaholic that legitimately thinks people are impressed by her/his “super work ethic” instead of feeling a combination of pity and disgust.

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    BabyJaneClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:33pm

    No, I heard it’s a dump.

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      DDishaBabyJane
      8/14/15 5:28pm

      That made me laugh. I love your name too. Poop is not funny unless it's a baby. But, I may be biased because I have lots of animals. Lots. of. yuk.

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      GreenEyedMomsterBabyJane
      8/14/15 5:52pm
      GIF
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    razjmClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:28pm

    Yes, I’d love to go! I dealt with someone just yesterday pondering why I, One Who Possesses a Vagina, would find poop funny—and they were a small-minded fool. Poop is glorious. Let us all be one with poop.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarazjm
      8/14/15 4:34pm

      I agree that poop itself is often funny (my inner twelve-year-old is alive and well).

      What I don’t think is funny, or cute, or appealing in any way, is poop + food. One leads to the other, but never the twain should meet!

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      LostAnotherBurnerPasswordrazjm
      8/14/15 4:52pm

      having a vagina/not having a vagina IN NO WAY correlates to how funny one finds poop.

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    Kenny and the LlamasClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:22pm

    I’ll have the #2 special with a side of santorum. And, um, a chocolate shake.

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      dkfree2Kenny and the Llamas
      8/14/15 4:26pm

      with a drizzle of chocolate syrup?

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      The Noble RenardKenny and the Llamas
      8/14/15 4:27pm

      [vomit.gif]

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    poopsClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:38pm

    ahh, please take a look at Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei. Curry, hot pot, ice cream, etc served in toilet-shaped bowls. Drinks are served in urinal-shaped mugs. The seats are toilets too.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinapoops
      8/14/15 4:52pm

      Appallingly appropriate-looking food selection (NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH):

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      ShotgunFuneralpoops
      8/14/15 5:41pm

      After obsessing about over it for ages, my coworkers and finally got the chance to visit Modern Toilet on a work trip. It was fun, but the food was barely edible. Like, it was just bad food. They have lots of fun souvenirs, though!

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    BarryZuckerkornClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:56pm

    I hope I’m not the only one who had to look up “LMK”.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaBarryZuckerkorn
      8/14/15 5:08pm

      I didn’t bother, but it’s unfamiliar to me too. What’d you find out?

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      MabelSaysDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      8/14/15 5:18pm

      One might even ask, I dunno, LMK?

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    HecateBarTheDoorClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:41pm

    Oddly, the actual toilet is shaped like a giant coffee cup.

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      Jo.StocktonHecateBarTheDoor
      8/14/15 7:46pm

      You know, I read an entire page of poop humour, and your joke was the one that made me laugh out loud. Cheers!

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    dalilaClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:30pm

    What is going on in this photo? Is that a toilet shaped coffee mug? Is the pink turd edible? Why is the coffee garnished with a fake flower from Michael’s?

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      HecateBarTheDoordalila
      8/14/15 4:35pm

      It’s just for show?— because no one adult in their right mind would drink cappuccino from a tiny toilet-shaped cup. I’m baffled by the whole exhibit.

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    cew-smokeClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:40pm

    Rumor has it that two girls work here.

    I’ll see myself out.

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      Kenny and the Llamascew-smoke
      8/14/15 4:45pm

      Place seriously needs more cups, though.

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    ad infinitumClover Hope
    8/14/15 4:21pm

    No. And also, ew. But I’m sure it will be a big hit among 8-year-olds!

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