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    chickaboomHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:37pm

    The only side I ever get with a sandwich is coleslaw. Which seriously. I would pay them extra not to give me. A pile of shredded cabbage and mayo that gets my whole plate covered in gross so that when I pick up my Sandwich to have a bite it’s all mucky with mayo. Ugh. I have more feelings about this than is normal.

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      Tracechickaboom
      8/12/15 5:40pm

      Fucking thank you, I have had only one coleslaw in my entire life I liked and it was homemade. The stuff delis give you are almost universally gross.

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      sleepiestchickaboom
      8/12/15 5:44pm

      Sounds to me like you have the exact right amount of feelings on the national catastrophe that is coleslaw.

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    thwarted666Hamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:31pm

    At least a pickle. FFS.

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      festivusazilithwarted666
      8/12/15 5:33pm

      A pickle is not a side. A pickle is cold, vinegary garbage.

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      BaggyTrousers3festivusazili
      8/12/15 5:38pm

      You’re insane. Granted, I don’t always eat the pickle on the side, but ... garbage? Cold and vinegary is the entire point of a pickle.

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    PeteRRHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:27pm

    Not even a tiny pile of potato chips? Terrible.

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      fjord-b1tchPeteRR
      8/12/15 5:30pm

      Katz’s pastrami is $17 with no side, and worth it

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      Orlandu7fjord-b1tch
      8/12/15 5:37pm

      Well, Katz’s sandwiches contain $12 worth of deli meat alone, yes?

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    lunchcomaHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:28pm

    If the sandwich is really awesome, do you really need some kind of salted carb with it? I mean, that’s what the bread’s for. I’d rather my $12 go toward making my sandwich the best sandwich it can be.

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      amgarrelunchcoma
      8/12/15 5:38pm

      The best it can be is with a side.

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      Ladyologylunchcoma
      8/12/15 5:39pm

      This. The only thing I like with a gourmet sandwich or burger is grilled vegetables or sautéed spinach with garlic. Good restaurants offer things like that.

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    Medieval KnievelHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:30pm

    “You want a little something on the side?”

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      Howard the DuckMedieval Knievel
      8/12/15 5:32pm

      I don't think children qualify as a side dish.

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      sassymassyMedieval Knievel
      8/12/15 5:36pm

      Danger! Jared and little somethings in the same sentence might be a bit too soon!!

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    FauxhemianRhapshodyHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:38pm

    So this is what we’re doing now? We’re just reading screen shots of your internal text/dm thing?

    Ok, I guess?

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      Cyber Mind GrrlFauxhemianRhapshody
      8/12/15 5:49pm

      Gawker’s gotta gawk.

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      KrugerrantFauxhemianRhapshody
      8/12/15 5:49pm

      Think of it as a side to all the other posts.

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    Don't drone me broHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:47pm

    @Biddle: What’s this garbage about a side of banana bread with a sandwich now.

    Dude. No.

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      fnsfsnrDon't drone me bro
      8/12/15 5:52pm

      Has banana bread ever been a side for anything??? I only remember ever getting banana bread even in a bread basket once - in Jamaica where bananas apparently come in everything. (It was delicious but I digress.) Banana bread is not a side, and no one serves any type of bread as a side for a sandwich, which by definition has bread in it! Also a burrito is NOT a sandwich.

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      Don't drone me brofnsfsnr
      8/12/15 6:04pm

      And zygotes don’t grow into cats or donkeys. I mean, hello- science.

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    stacyinbeanHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:37pm

    Chips are not a side unless they are house-made. As a person who doesn’t enjoy “salads” I’m fine with no side, though I wouldn’t complain over a bit of coleslaw.

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      Place is dead anyway, manstacyinbean
      8/12/15 6:05pm

      Chips are a side regardless, because they are chips. That you seem to have a propensity against bagged chips but coleslaw is well and good is worrying to me.

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      Burnerekostacyinbean
      8/12/15 6:25pm

      House made chips are almost always terrible. Bag of factory made gmo mutant chips > house made chips.

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    UnderYetOverHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:51pm

    A falafel, with a side of banana bread.

    A gyro, with a side of banana bread.

    A burrito, with a side of banana bread.

    A quesadilla, with a side of banana bread.

    A BLT, with a side of banana bread.

    A meatball sub, with a side of banana bread.

    A bahn mi, with a side of banana bread.

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      GregoireUnderYetOver
      8/12/15 5:56pm

      Now who’s bananas?

      GIF
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      logophobe's pointless patrolGregoire
      8/12/15 6:44pm

      There is no drug that compares to Japanese advertising

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    Cherith CutestoryHamilton Nolan
    8/12/15 5:55pm

    There was this deli in Pittsburgh that had the most delicious fresh bread and such good sandwiches. And so many side options. Potato salad, macaroni salad, normal salad, other stuff. And they made the only potato salad I’ve ever liked. Fresh made sides. Not some oversalted bag of chips. All for like $8. We are wasting our lives in these overrated northern cities.

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      KrugerrantCherith Cutestory
      8/12/15 7:32pm
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