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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:10pm

    tl;dr: picture of colin firth

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      SpringSprungandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      8/10/15 12:17pm

      If there was a chance that Colin Firth was on these internet things, I’d do all this dumb stuff. But he is not :(

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneSpringSprung
      8/10/15 12:18pm

      i havent even finished reading the article yet because i’m just looking at colin firth

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    Jurassic PorkerBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:11pm
    GIF

    Eyeroll gif party

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      bonniekateJurassic Porker
      8/10/15 12:16pm
      GIF
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      Mitch Kumsteinbonniekate
      8/10/15 12:26pm
      GIF
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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:23pm

    From the article:

    “There’s a language that goes on between the two of them that no one else is privy to,” said Christine Federman, a friend who lives in Lawrence, Kan.

    You don’t say....

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      randilynimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      8/10/15 12:30pm

      That’s some creepy twin stuff right there.

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      AltairaMorbius2200ADimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      8/10/15 2:00pm

      Is this like, they’re talking in code, or just normal couple “hey can you get the thing?” and the other one knows what you mean?

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    whassaBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:16pm

    MAKE THEM ABOUT OLD PEOPLE.

    I’m in my thirties and have heard enough adorable vows, meetcutes and stories of love that were obliterated in less than a decade. I just can’t hear it and assume it won’t go poorly. Even if they’ve been together for a decade. Old people though. If you’ve been at it for 45 years or even just 3 years when you first met at the old folks home, I’m in to listen to that.

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      wishtwhassa
      8/10/15 12:22pm

      I love hearing about old people who have been together for like 4000 years, particularly whenever they get asked about their advice for making relationships work and it’s always as cute as shit.

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      goddessoftransitorywisht
      8/10/15 1:36pm

      When Harry Met Sally... knew this.

      “At that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.”

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    VikrumBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:26pm

    “decorated with art from Etsy and antique pieces she painted in Candy Land colors.”

    Kill it. Kill it with fire.

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      VikrumVikrum
      8/10/15 12:28pm

      No but seriously, could people quit ruining actual antiques with crappy emulsion paint in stupid colours? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that shit off?

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      I used to be Snow White...but I drifted.Vikrum
      8/10/15 1:19pm

      THIS. Doesn’t anyone appreciate real wood anymore? Hmm. Just saw what I did there!

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    SpringSprungBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:11pm

    had been drawn to “free-spirited, globe-trotting girls, who ended up being painful to his earnest heart.”

    GIF
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      jeanneeeSpringSprung
      8/10/15 12:20pm

      Hahahaha. I know this makes me a terrible person, but my first and only thought here is “I hope he experiences as much pain as possible.”

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:10pm

    After six months or so, Mr. Gregory made his big move: randomly “favoriting” her tweets.

    this has, weirdly, never worked for me, no matter how many hot babez twitter accounts i fav

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      Yoga Nerd, Maybe Deadfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/10/15 12:16pm

      lolololololol

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      mycatbeyoncefighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/10/15 12:32pm

      My fiancé’s best friend is only encouraged by the reciprocated “likes” - particularly from one lady who “likes” literally everything, including her own damn posts/photos/comments, and also the posts/photos/comments from literally everyone else.

      He is determined they are meant to be together even though she is way out of his league and is in a LTR with a hot doctor. But watev.

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    mycatbeyonceBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:28pm

    Oh god please keep this story away from my fiancé’s drunk hopelessly single friend who thinks by FB stalking and “liking” every single post ladies make that they will want to fuck him .

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      TimF101mycatbeyonce
      8/10/15 12:38pm

      Hey, I just starred your comment. What are you doing later?

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      wafflesfriendsworkmycatbeyonce
      8/10/15 12:57pm

      I have been prey to that method of wooing

      it never works

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    SingleGrainOfSandBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:17pm

    You missed the biggest part.........”“We like to play games,” said Ms. McIntyre, who regularly beats him at Scrabble and outwits him at more surrealistic games of their own making, like Fish, Not a Dead Fish, an obscure handshake maneuver.”

    I’m Dead.

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      crazybirdladySingleGrainOfSand
      8/10/15 12:25pm

      Oh wow! Clearly the solution to any and all relationship problems is creating surrealistic games together. I’m gonna get on that right now...

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      DuchessCrazyLindaSingleGrainOfSand
      8/10/15 12:29pm

      “...outwits him at more surrealistic games of their own making, like Fish, Not a Dead Fish, an obscure handshake maneuver”

      This sounds a lot like Calvinball.

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    imaginaryfriendBobby Finger
    8/10/15 12:23pm

    manic pixie nightmare fuel

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