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The Noble RenardAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:06pm
.... If this is what being in your late 20s feels like, I can’t imagine how much of “I hate these young people” feeling I’ll get by the time I turn 40. AND THEY’RE BASICALLY MY AGE.
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  InternetDoctorMDThe Noble Renard
  8/07/15 1:12pm
  I’m 31 and I’ve already settled into hating youths reflexively.
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  Nolamama69The Noble Renard
  8/07/15 1:13pm
  I’m in my mid-40’s and while watching the first minute my eyes rolled right out of my head and out the door so I didn't even get to see how it progressed (thankfully). So that's how it is when that middle aged cynicism is flowing through your veins. Something to look forward to!
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Jujymonkey3Allie Jones
8/07/15 1:11pm
Why do some people find themselves so utterly fascinating?
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  Meanwhile, ElsewhereJujymonkey3
  8/07/15 1:20pm
  Good ole fashioned narcissism. The internet just makes the middle aged attention crash that much harsher when it happens.
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  meowzterJujymonkey3
  8/07/15 1:21pm
  it’s the “ME!” generation.
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Sean BrodyAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:10pm
Nia is cooking breakfast for their two young children.

The third kid is the one that breaks you.
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  Alvin Tostig's SonSean Brody
  8/07/15 1:11pm
  More than two kids seems crazy to me. I cannot even imagine being outnumbered by your children. How do you get anything done?
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  WammerSean Brody
  8/07/15 1:19pm
  We had twins for our second *and* third. We now have four. Three was hard—four, surprisingly not so much, but he was just one.
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Rom RombertsAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:09pm
What a warm and friendly Brand that child will be born into.
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CJ4Allie Jones
8/07/15 1:31pm
I’ve done it, too!

I, however, didn’t video it or make any funny faces other than the one you make right before you start crying.

We tried for two years to get pregnant - an agonizing and horrible experience that ultimately played into the end of the marriage. After months of joyless, procreative-oriented sex, several rounds with the turkey baster, four rounds of injectibles, and a failed IVF, we finally gave up and decided to take a break. In our last appointment, we asked the doctor if there was anything we could do in the interim to help our chances. He said that some studies indicated that acupuncture had helped the success rate for IVF. We said, what the hell.

She started acupuncture treatments and after a week, the practitioner told her that we should have sex that night because her body was ready. Although it violated our “rule” to not even think about getting pregnant, we did. Two weeks later, Dr. Lee told her to take a pregnancy test the next morning. Still disbelieving, she did.

A moment after peeing on the stick, however, she said "I can’t do this," left the bathroom, and crawled back into bed. I waited in the bathroom. A few minutes later, I looked down, and for the first time, saw the big +.

Speechless, I picked it up and just walked into the bedroom. I held it out for her and told her that she was going to be a mommy. That was October 24, 2005. Our daughter was born June 11, 2005.
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  littlemissmuppet098CJ4
  8/07/15 1:44pm
  Aw this was a sweet story. I’m going to store that acupuncture tip in my memory for future use.
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  shelwoodCJ4
  8/07/15 2:14pm
  She was born four months before conception? Amazing story.
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BigSteveAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:12pm
I hope the next video is a meteorite crashing into their house.
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  VarghulfBigSteve
  8/07/15 1:50pm
  You wish death on 2 children and a pregnant woman? You’re disgusting. Seriously go fuck yourself.
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  BigSteveVarghulf
  8/07/15 3:10pm
  Allegedly pregnant. Those tests aren’t 100% accurate.
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BaggyTrousers3Allie Jones
8/07/15 1:06pm
But no conception vlog? Fuck this guy.
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  Alvin Tostig's SonBaggyTrousers3
  8/07/15 1:09pm
  “Oh my gosh, did you come? You guys, oh my gosh, you came, didn’t you? No you didn’t, oh my gosh!”
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  MisterJinglesBaggyTrousers3
  8/07/15 1:43pm
  But then he’d have to do that without her knowledge as well. I mean, he shouldn’t have to share camera time with her right?
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Cherith CutestoryAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:32pm
I don’t know... I’ve had my partner steal my urine for much worse reasons. So, this doesn't seem so bad.
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  MimiLaRueCherith Cutestory
  8/07/15 1:44pm
  Please elaborate...
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  Cherith CutestoryMimiLaRue
  8/07/15 1:49pm
  Well, for six months my urine was the active ingredient in a line of budget store knock off moisturizers. I didn’t even get a cut.
  
  My urine was used to mark territory in a dog park I still can’t enter without getting bit.
  
  My urine was borrowed to experiment on turning it into drinking water. And it was returned. :(
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opiumsmabytchAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:41pm
If I did this to my partner and posted it on youtube, I’m fairly certain she may do this:

A) kick my balls in

B) break up with me

C) All of the above.

Annnnnndddd........... C) is the most likely course.
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  LunSeiopiumsmabytch
  8/07/15 2:58pm
  And this is why your partner is a decent person. Unlike the couple who made this video.
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  opiumsmabytchLunSei
  8/07/15 3:25pm
  I don’t particularly like the idea of posting our lives online either, we make a great team.
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ArkAllie Jones
8/07/15 1:58pm
I don’t buy it. This was all engineered for pageviews. It’s too goddamn Buzzfeed-y to be authentic.

She isn’t being robbed of any agency. They’re both just desperately trying to make internet fame happen like every jackass with a camera and an internet connection.
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