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    randilynEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 1:55pm

    Only in a menage scenario with this dude:

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      Erin Gloria Ryanrandilyn
      8/06/15 1:58pm

      I like the way you think.

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      goddessoftransitoryrandilyn
      8/06/15 1:59pm

      Or the Burger King.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 1:55pm

    I’m embarrassed to say that I never realized that It’s named “Arby’s” after the RB of roast beef.

    Newer eaten in one tho.

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      PhyllisNeflerJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      8/06/15 1:58pm

      I never knew this until RIGHT NOW.

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      HerRoyalRednessJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      8/06/15 2:06pm
      GIF
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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 2:00pm

    Thank you for the option to vote: “I would eat an Arby’s sandwich but I would not have sex with Paul Brown”

    I am a dedicated fan of Arby’s roast beef sandwiches. While I would not want to whore myself out to be allowed to eat Arby’s. I would probably consider doing it if Paul Brown said to me, “if you don’t have sex with me you cannot eat Arby’s anymore”.

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      purpleprose78imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      8/06/15 2:15pm

      Ditto. My love of beef and cheddars and curly fries is strong. If I could not have them anymore, I would not be happy. Thus, I would sleep with him to keep eating a beef and cheddar sandwich.

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      imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrowpurpleprose78
      8/06/15 2:23pm

      I will be honest. If I were single my answer would have been:

      Yes, and I consider the sandwich an extra incentive.

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 2:09pm

    i don’t think i have ever been to an arby’s.

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      mollymlf05adultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      8/06/15 2:18pm

      SAUR. WHAT. GO GET A BEEF N CHEDDAR AND CURLY FRIES RN. I’LL WAIT.

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      EleanorBoozaveltadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      8/06/15 2:19pm

      I have never been to a White Castle. I feel like this could be a start of a PeeWee Herman movie <3

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    VulcansAreHeartbreakersEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 1:58pm

    An entire article about Arby’s and you don’t mention curly fries...whatever. Keep your meats (both animal and man) and give me the fries.

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      agenttrembleVulcansAreHeartbreakers
      8/06/15 2:01pm

      Seriously, where is the “only for a lifetime supply of free curly fries” option?

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      GoGoGadgetBurnerVulcansAreHeartbreakers
      8/06/15 2:10pm

      And a Jamocha shake

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 1:56pm

    dealbreaker: you’d have to be slathered in horsey sauce

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbanefighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/06/15 2:02pm

      oh god the burning would be intense

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      fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Srandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      8/06/15 2:04pm

      good intense or bad intense

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    mollymlf05Ellie Shechet
    8/06/15 1:54pm

    GREAT NOW I WANT A BEEF N CHEDDAR

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      ByronJaynesByronmollymlf05
      8/06/15 2:06pm

      “Oh, damnit, Johnny, you know I love my big beef and cheddar”

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      Deadly the Eternalmollymlf05
      8/06/15 2:08pm

      His beef in your cheddar?

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    BoxyFrownEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 1:58pm

    Before I saw his picture but saw the title of the post I was ready to say no. Then I saw his picture and thought, hmmm yeah I’d hit that. But something in his smile reads to me that he is the kind of guy who pulls the 68 and owe you one bullshit, so I’m back to no. And fuck that sandwich. You know he never eats at Arby’s!

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      Dances with PeepsBoxyFrown
      8/06/15 2:29pm

      Looking at his picture, my assumption is he gets exfoliation done at least weekly, has had major electrolisis everywhere, and would freak if sweating were involved in anything but his daily workout with his personal trainer.

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      BoxyFrownDances with Peeps
      8/06/15 2:40pm

      I also feel like he is a head pusher, as in rudely palming your head to get down there and take care of business. But you’re right, he wants it done as cleanly as possible and showering quickly afterwards.

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    thatsslightlyravenEllie Shechet
    8/06/15 2:02pm

    Yes, on a bed made of Beef n’ Cheddars.

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      HerRoyalRednessEllie Shechet
      8/06/15 2:05pm
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      I totally would, and might even risk eating meat for the first time in 20 years to do it!

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        soynutyHerRoyalRedness
        8/06/15 2:17pm

        This gif is hypnotizing. Thank you.

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        HerRoyalRednesssoynuty
        8/06/15 4:58pm
        GIF
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