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TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Ashley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:21pm

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Oh, my dear Republicans.

Give me your dishonest, your rich, your stupid assholes yearning to be memes, your wretched refuse and your Tea Party bores.
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  John BoehnerTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
  8/04/15 6:23pm
  I CANT WAAAAIIITTTT
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  NewYorkCynicTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
  8/04/15 6:27pm
  
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EvilSuperMonkeyAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:21pm
As someone who doesn’t live in the States, this is going to be entertaining to watch.
As someone who lives next door to the States, this is going to be scary to watch.
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  Cam/ronEvilSuperMonkey
  8/04/15 6:24pm
  Don’t mean to scare you, neighbor, but a lot of my fellow countrymen and women cannot even identify the Canadian prime minister and the Mexican president.
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  ld20EvilSuperMonkey
  8/04/15 6:25pm
  Pay attention to your own election! It’s coming up much sooner and is much more important to you.
  
  If you are a Mexican rapist, please disregard.
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Maj. MalfunctionAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:29pm
Good lord. Out of that collection, I count two who aren’t prone to saying crazy things, Bush and Kasich. Those two are merely ultra-privileged, out of touch with what it is to be a normal American citizen, and poor choices for the presidency. The other 8 genuinely scare me.
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  Maj. MalfunctionMaj. Malfunction
  8/04/15 6:33pm
  From the JV lineup, I guess Pataki is fairly sane-ish, and I have to admit I don’t know squat about Jim Gilmore. Perry, Santorum, Jindal, Fiorina and Graham are just weaker flavors of crazy.
  
  So that’s a grand total of 3, maybe 4, out of 17 candidates, who meet the minimum threshold of “not a complete joke.”
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  Yotsuba&TochanMaj. Malfunction
  8/04/15 6:42pm
  I’m hoping for a Khruschev moment for Trump where the moderator tries to move to a different candidate, and Trump starts pounding the table with his shoe. The fact that this doesn’t seem out of the relam of possibility is hilarious. The fact Trump leads the nomination voting % makes it more hilarious.
  
  The fact any of these douchebags could be the next president makes things less hilarious.
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Silk BrahAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:21pm
John Kasich is starting to look good.
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  smithkidSilk Brah
  8/04/15 6:25pm
  I want to kick 9 out of the 10 of them in their face. I don’t know enough about Kasich to have the desire to kick him in his face...yet.
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  OhComeTheFuckOnsmithkid
  8/04/15 6:29pm
  Kasich is a toss-up. He’s a Tea Party candidate who actually did help improve Ohio’s economy and was juuuuuuuuust moderate enough that the Tea Party still tried to primary him for election.
  
  But he’s also very much into crony politics.
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invictiAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:25pm

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Raise your hand if this is you right now....
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  Cam/roninvicti
  8/04/15 6:29pm
  
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  gingerhammeredCam/ron
  8/04/15 6:33pm
  Where is Trump’s left hand?
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The DeciderAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:24pm
No Perry or Santorum. BRB laughing myself into a coma.

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  WebOSlivesThe Decider
  8/04/15 6:36pm
  Well, duh. There has to be SOME sanity to the procedings.
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  Sir Digby Chicken CaesarThe Decider
  8/04/15 6:48pm
  Potential downside of no Perry or Santorum: no Rick Roll’ing.
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JVBaseballSuperstarAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:33pm
Oh boy! All my favorites! Can someone please make a drinking game for the debate?
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  graverobberJVBaseballSuperstar
  8/04/15 6:52pm
  For every time one of the clowns says that Obamacare needs to be ripped out root and all, drink a rootbeer.
  
  For every time one of them says Obama is too weak on foreign policy, drink an O’Douls.
  
  Every time they mention defunding Planned Parenthood, drink a Bloody Mary.
  
  For every instance of promising to rescind the Iran Nuclear agreemen, drink a Fallout.
  
  For very sexist remark aimed at HRC, drink your choice of weak ‘cock”tail
  
  For every time one of them says trickle-down economics will create jobs, drink a boilermaker.
  
  Every time one of them says they - THEY - want to bring back Constitutionality, drink a Filthy Liar.
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  evoCSJVBaseballSuperstar
  8/04/15 6:55pm
  Any way you structure it, I don’t see any but the most hardened alcoholics making it through alive.
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GangstaSpectreOfDefeatAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:23pm
Really the star of these debates is the audience, what insensitive shit will they yell this year?
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  Tempus FugitiveGangstaSpectreOfDefeat
  8/04/15 7:14pm
  Excellent point. Last time around they booed a gay veteran, screamed that someone who couldn’t afford healthcare should be allowed to die and sneered at the Golden Rule. Hard to top that performance, but I’m confident they will.
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  Quint the GreyerGangstaSpectreOfDefeat
  8/04/15 7:28pm
  Who’s the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
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statelyplumpbuckmulliganAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:22pm
Are they ranked in order of Days Since Saying Something Incredibly Stupid?
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  BitLoinystatelyplumpbuckmulligan
  8/04/15 6:29pm
  No way Christie isn’t at least #2 in that ranking.
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  weirwoodtreehugger3statelyplumpbuckmulligan
  8/04/15 7:15pm
  Are they ranked in order of Minutes Since Saying Something Incredibly Stupid?
  
  Fixed that for you :)
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Wishbone of ArcAshley Feinberg
8/04/15 6:22pm

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  DennyCraneWishbone of Arc
  8/04/15 6:33pm
  
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  Samurai_I_AmuraiWishbone of Arc
  8/04/15 6:37pm
  I miss Colbert so much right now!!
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