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    The Noble RenardJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:42am

    He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.

    Ooh, a cliffhanger! How exciting!

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneThe Noble Renard
      8/03/15 11:46am

      I vomited in my mouth.

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      1llamarampage will write againThe Noble Renard
      8/03/15 11:47am

      If only he was a literal cliffhanger, by which I mean, on an actual cliff hanging by his fingertips, while I stand over him, my decision to help the only thing between him and his plummeting death.

      “EXPLAIN YOURSELF,” I shout, as one sweaty pinkie slips over the edge. “I DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY FOR YOUR DUMBASS CHOICES. DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN PUBLIC?!?”

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    MaryTylerMoore'sHairFlipJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:42am

    The stains make it even more charming. Am I right?

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaMaryTylerMoore'sHairFlip
      8/03/15 11:46am
      GIF
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      Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiastthetallblonde loves twinja
      8/03/15 11:49am

      Appropriate reaction gif to massive inappropriate...ness

      Is appropriate.

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    agenttrembleJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:59am

    Am I the only person who thinks it’s ethically questionable to be posting some rando bro’s face without (as far as I can tell from the narrative presented here) his consent just for being a creepy, bro-tastic bro wearing a gross t-shirt? Like, on your twitter account, whatever; but posting it to Jezebel...?

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      Selfie-consciousagenttremble
      8/03/15 12:04pm

      Am I the only person who thinks it’s ethically questionable to be posting some rando bro’s face without (as far as I can tell from the narrative presented here) his consent

      Hopefully. Dude needs to be called out on his doucheness.

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      Diesel.VonTrappagenttremble
      8/03/15 12:05pm

      Yes

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    MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)Jia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:43am

    “One last question,” I said. “Have you ever literally raped someone’s face?”

    “Fuck yeah,” hooted his friend, hopping around

    Please get more info from this guy, I want to know more about Skull Fucking.

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      NeverMindEdithMostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)
      8/03/15 11:52am

      Non-consensual skull fucking! Tell your friends!

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      This is Bat CountryMostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)
      8/03/15 12:03pm

      Here’s a puzzler: You only have one bullet. Do you shoot the guy in the “rape your face” shirt or his somehow-even-dumber friend?

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    Ms.ChanandlerBongJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:56am
    GIF
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      Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastMs.ChanandlerBong
      8/03/15 12:14pm

      This gif is priceless.

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      PolicyChickMs.ChanandlerBong
      8/03/15 12:21pm

      This gif is never wrong.

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    wafflesfriendsworkJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:47am

    I take it you will be wed in the spring?

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      Frau von Hatchetwafflesfriendswork
      8/03/15 11:55am

      I don’t know why, but I think this is my favorite ever Jezzie comment. More, please.

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      wafflesfriendsworkFrau von Hatchet
      8/03/15 12:04pm
      GIF

      :) thanks!!

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:46am

    did you get caught in the mega-storm yesterday?

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      EleanorBoozaveltfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/03/15 11:52am

      This was my concern too!!! I feel like one year Lolla is just gonna explode somehow, or be smited.

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      Jia Tolentinofighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/03/15 11:59am

      Somehow I missed it entirely, witnessed zero rain!

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    thatsslightlyravenJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:49am
    GIF
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      randilynthatsslightlyraven
      8/03/15 12:07pm
      GIF
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      Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiastthatsslightlyraven
      8/03/15 12:33pm
      GIF
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    lhutzesqJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:48am

    So, who is going to cc the fine people at North Face to get their cease and desist form letter ready?

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      Ms.ChanandlerBonglhutzesq
      8/03/15 11:54am

      Seriously. This is like a million times worse than The South Butt.

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      buonragazzolhutzesq
      8/03/15 12:07pm

      I'm sure that letter is already on its way along with a TRO to seize the goods.

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    thetallblonde loves twinjaJia Tolentino
    8/03/15 11:43am
    GIF
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