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    My dear, sweet brother Numsie!Bobby Finger
    8/03/15 9:59am

    Personally, I find this Kim K photo makes me the most uncomfortable:

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      SpriginthebigcityMy dear, sweet brother Numsie!
      8/03/15 10:08am
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      My dear, sweet brother Numsie!My dear, sweet brother Numsie!
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    barelylethal: shitassBobby Finger
    8/03/15 9:53am

    Admit it, Bobby. You’ve been writing Jaden’s tweets all along. You’re way to good at guessing what they’ll be.

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      Sconniebarelylethal: shitass
      8/03/15 10:03am

      There is only one problem with Bobby’s channeled tweet. Don’t use possessives where you should; use them where you shouldn’t. This is the fit-giving way of the world.

      Mom’s? Dad’s? Husband’s? Wive’s? Son’s? Daughter’s? No. Humans. We’re Still In The Universes First Act.

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      TayTayTrutherbarelylethal: shitass
      8/03/15 10:13am

      Watch Meek Mill drop a tweet exposing Bobby as Jaden’s ghostwriter. Let the rap battle begin!

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    XofBobby Finger
    8/03/15 9:58am

    Everyone guard your nipples.

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      DuchessCrazyLindaXof
      8/03/15 10:11am

      Those hands look mighty pinchy. Am I to understand that Conscious Uncoupling involves purple nurple? If so, i’ll stick to a plain old fashioned breakup, thank you very much.

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      artdorkDuchessCrazyLinda
      8/03/15 10:37am

      It’s like Zeke on Bob’s Burgers explained: “You can keep the money, or you can keep your nurple, but you can’t keep both.”

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    Charlotte29 aka Rob KBobby Finger
    8/03/15 10:09am

    Oh also: IDK y’all, I kinda can’t be mad at Gwyneth. Sure she’s entitled and a little clueless, but she seems generally well meaning. She and Chris Martin also seem to be handling their divorce in a really healthy, mature manner and are keeping their kids their first priority. Also not going to lie, she has great taste, and if I had her kind of money I’d probably blow it on some of that shit that’s in GOOP too.

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      FrolickingGiantCharlotte29 aka Rob K
      8/03/15 10:25am

      Yeah, I mean I don’t hate her at all. She does however, amuse the crap out of me. But she absolutely means well, she’s just so excessively “bubbled” it’s too late to retrieve her. Of course I look at some of the stuff she suggests occasionally and think “hot damn, I wish I could afford that 3,500 dollar artisinal shawl”

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob KFrolickingGiant
      8/03/15 10:32am

      Oh yeah, I laugh at her ridiculousness too. She is adorably oblivious.

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    BlondeGoddessBobby Finger
    8/03/15 9:56am

    Who wants to pay for a book of Kim’s selfies when the internet is saturated with them? For free?

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      GELLA - LLAPBlondeGoddess
      8/03/15 9:59am

      ask yourself, do you need a new, fance door stopper?? if yes, than buy her fat book.

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      CheezWizardBlondeGoddess
      8/03/15 10:43am

      She posted so many of the books photos on Instagram to promote it’s release, it’s no wonder people weren’t rushing out to pay for something she was giving out for free.

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    mekkiBobby Finger
    8/03/15 10:42am

    Speaking of the Smiths. How come Jez was all over Kylie Kardasian’s cornrows being cultural appropriation but Willow Smith’s September shoot for Bazaar where she dressed up as the Hindu goddess, Kali, when Smith, herself, isn’t Hindu, doesn’t get a peep?

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      wellingtonbearmekki
      8/03/15 11:47am

      Tumblr called her out so fast I have whiplash. I’d like to see Jez address POC appropriating too.

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      mekkiwellingtonbear
      8/03/15 12:09pm

      Like the trend among hip hop artists to wear rosaries as jewelry. They aren’t necklaces. They are prayer aides. - Catholic

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    VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverBobby Finger
    8/03/15 10:21am

    It sounds like Will is excited to no longer be Hitched, in fact he’s looking forward to his Independence Day. Sadly he will no longer be with Jada Pinkett so it’s back to Hancock.

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      BabyJaneVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      8/03/15 10:33am

      Now he can Focus on being a Bad Boy.

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverBabyJane
      8/03/15 10:39am

      But will that really help him in his Pursuit Of Happiness?

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    jifaner13Bobby Finger
    8/03/15 10:01am
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    Kim Kardashian’s Selfish was a flop.

    You’re telling me people didn’t want to pay coffee table book prices for photos they can see for free on Instagram and the interwebz? I’m shocked. Shocked!

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      KristenfromMAjifaner13
      8/03/15 10:53am

      The fact that it’s a flop gives me a small glimmer of hope.

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      BoxTurtlejifaner13
      8/03/15 1:52pm

      I love that GIF.

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    Vegas En FuegoBobby Finger
    8/03/15 10:00am

    He is literally King Triton

    She’s not exactly wrong (w/ Gabrielle Reece):

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob KVegas En Fuego
      8/03/15 10:12am

      WOWEE ZOWEE.

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      FrolickingGiantVegas En Fuego
      8/03/15 10:24am

      holy fuck.

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    paultoesBobby Finger
    8/03/15 10:40am
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      Cocopop!paultoes
      8/03/15 11:39am

      Now someone should post one where they do this with their original faces.

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      paultoesCocopop!
      8/03/15 11:48am

      It would be like a magnificent Picasso

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