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    randilynKelly Faircloth
    7/30/15 12:28pm
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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeenerandilyn
      7/30/15 12:32pm

      It must be Take A Worm for a Walk Week!!

      <3 you and your comments.

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      ideasleepfuriouslyrandilyn
      7/30/15 12:35pm
      GIF
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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kelly Faircloth
    7/30/15 12:27pm

    Why can’t people be cooler and just say ‘Sup, cobra’ and let him live his hallway life?! Maybe he just locked himself out of his apartment!

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      7/30/15 12:35pm

      he just needs someone to open the door, it’s not like he has arms.

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      Ghost in the MachineVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      7/30/15 12:42pm

      Are you sure it can’t open the door?

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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsKelly Faircloth
    7/30/15 12:40pm
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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      7/30/15 12:46pm

      The best part of this entire thing is this sentence:

      “I may have let out an expletive or two.”

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      thatsslightlyravenThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      7/30/15 1:03pm
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    fortheloveofbeetsKelly Faircloth
    7/30/15 12:34pm

    I read “COBRA RAPTURED,” and I was all, but how did they know?

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      Valiexifortheloveofbeets
      7/30/15 12:50pm

      THE SKIN...WAS LEFT...BEHIND

      Holy fuck y'all, I think I've seen a fuckton of raptured snakes!!!

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      fortheloveofbeetsValiexi
      7/30/15 1:01pm

      THIS EXPLAINS A LOT.

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    SpringSprungKelly Faircloth
    7/30/15 12:24pm

    They see me rollin’...

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      accordingtoKelly Faircloth
      7/30/15 12:29pm

      Also, if anyone hasn’t seen it, watch “The Elephant in the Living Room” on Netflix. Though it’s mostly about a guy keeping lions in his back yard, they also go to an exotic animal sale where people are semi-legally buying venomous non-native snakes. I guarantee there are at least one or two of those people within ten miles of where you live.

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        Mayotonillaaccordingto
        7/30/15 12:53pm

        Fuck that! Humans suck and I hope their “pets” bite them to death.

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        Falcon Depth Brunchaccordingto
        7/30/15 12:55pm

        Cool. This is a great new nightmare for me to have. Thanks.

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      superg914Kelly Faircloth
      7/30/15 12:23pm

      I’m genuinely curious — what in the name of anything inspires someone to keep an animal like this* as a pet?

      *Or any other ‘exotic’ creature — big cats, chimpanzees, bears, etc...

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        BSTrainersuperg914
        7/30/15 12:39pm

        The market is dreadfully boring people who try to create the illusion of having an interesting, edgy personality by surrounding themselves with exotic possessions and/or creatures. To distract from how boring they are. In my experience, anyway. That’s who owns exotic pets.

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        andthenshewaslikesuperg914
        7/30/15 12:41pm

        I watched something on Netflix about people who were killed or seriously injured by their exotic pets. The reptile people seemed to be more extreme collectors than anything else, always adding something more rare, more dangerous. The people with the large animals seemed to believe they had a special relationship that would prevent them from getting hurt.

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      MisterMcGibbletsKelly Faircloth
      7/30/15 12:40pm

      “Animal control is currently checking out the creature.”

      GIF
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        KatmanduMisterMcGibblets
        7/30/15 2:10pm

        Yep, time to get a mongoose.

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        LasEstrellasKatmandu
        7/30/15 5:21pm

        That went over like a lead balloon in Hawaii.

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      The Noble RenardKelly Faircloth
      7/30/15 12:30pm

      The penis was sort of just hanging out in the middle of the hallway,” said Ethan Shear, a resident of the Rice lofts. “It had raised its head a little bit like you would see in Indiana Jones or something. Enough to know ‘I should not go near that.’”

      A quick walk to his car turned into a heart-stopping encounter Saturday evening for Shear.

      “I turn the corner I hear a guy scream ‘watch out,’ and there’s a penis, and I just back up,” said Shear. “I may have let out an expletive or two.”

      Lewis said at first he thought they were joking, but when he went upstairs to the third floor, he saw a white penis in the middle of the hallway.

      “Somebody said something along the lines of ‘Well, have you ever heard of a spitting penis before?’” said Lewis. “And then we all kind of walked away.”

      /yes, I am 12.

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        MagnumForceps6-TheBeguilingThe Noble Renard
        7/30/15 2:22pm

        I love you. Marry me.

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      Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantKelly Faircloth
      7/30/15 12:27pm

      Somehow it wouldn’t surprise me if this guy wound up in Texas. He likes to get together for bbqs with Rick Perry.

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        VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
        7/30/15 12:35pm

        I came here for this. Thank you for not making it a waste of my time.

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