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    InternetDoctorMDKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:15pm

    Maybe this is all the proof we need that Nicki Minaj isn’t our queen and best friend separated by circumstance: She has shit taste in dick.

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      Kara BrownInternetDoctorMD
      7/29/15 4:18pm

      But like, so do half my friends. Sooooo....

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      julahoopearringsInternetDoctorMD
      7/29/15 4:20pm

      In the immortal words of Hannah Montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows wha-what I’m talkin bout, everybody gets that way! NOBODY’S PERFECT!” ::somersaults out of comments section::

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    Kate DriesKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:11pm

    Someone had to say it, and I’m glad it was you.

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      usedtobepurpleredKate Dries
      7/29/15 4:22pm

      This post was everything. It’s like you reached into my brain, grabbed all my thoughts, organized them into words instead of the grunts and sighs I was expressing, and placed them neatly on the internet to be read. I thank you. We all thank you.

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      Rihanna is the one trueKate Dries
      7/29/15 7:37pm

      I didn’t even know I was thinking this until I read this post but YESSS. She is way too good for him. Dream Nicki hubby: Kanye.

      Stay with me... (full disclosure: I have been a huge yeezy fan since the beginning) He needs a STRONG lady who will tell him when his ideas are nonsense, and we KNOW Kim isn’t doing that because... Kim. And he is a man who treats his women so so well, not to mention hella talented and maybe the only male rapper who is on the same plane as Nicki fame and exposure wise.

      Am open to other suggestions as well. POLL: WHO SHOULD NICKI FUCK/DATE/MARRY?

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    Dayna EvansKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:16pm

    I’m ashamed that Meek Mill is from Philly.

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      Lady Hazel of WassernameDayna Evans
      7/29/15 4:17pm

      SAME

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      InternetDoctorMDDayna Evans
      7/29/15 4:20pm

      The same Philly that has fans who vomit on opposing fans and throw batteries at opposing players. Meek Mill is the cherry on top.

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    Marlene FreaktrickKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:16pm

    wait what does HOV mean? I honestly can’t understand half of his tweets. I’m just not up with the lingo. But yes Nicki can do better. Like way better.

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      Emma GolddiggerMarlene Freaktrick
      7/29/15 4:27pm

      Hov is Jay-Z.

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      LuckyMc44Marlene Freaktrick
      7/29/15 4:29pm

      Shorter verion of “H.O.V.A.” (H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A), which is a nickname for Jay-Z.

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    lisaroweKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:21pm

    kara, you have to let us know when he blocks you on twitter.

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      Kara Brownlisarowe
      7/29/15 4:30pm

      HAHA I’LL ADD HIM TO THE LIST!

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      punkrockprincessKara Brown
      7/29/15 5:05pm

      i’d really, really like to see that list...

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    randilynKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:19pm

    A lasagna of stupid.

    Stupid casserole.

    Seven layers of stupid dip.

    Stupid tiramisu.

    A Bomb Pop made of stupid.

    Stupid layer dream cake.

    Is this Nicki’s concert rider?

    I’m laughing my ass off but as soon as I catch my breath I’m going to have to go and eat everything on this list. She’s missing out by not being your bestie.

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      ParkerPosaholicrandilyn
      7/29/15 4:23pm

      I know. I didn’t want to be “that girl” and derail or anything but shit, that list made me hungry. I can’t remember the last time I had lasagna or casserole. And mmm, seven layer dip. Actually, I haven’t even had lunch. Crap.

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      Esme Squalorrandilyn
      7/29/15 5:40pm

      This is only tangentially related BUT... Last night on Gawker, Jordan Sargent posted a bit about eating cereal for dessert/fourth meal/whatever, and I was like “oh my godddd I want some cereal now” but there wasn’t any. So I went to the grocery store today and bought normal things like avocados and milk and whatnot, but I ALSO bought a giant box of Sprinkled Donut Crunch and now I am dead from happiness and sugar coma. (I am typing this to you as a ghost.)

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    mocenaKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:27pm

    But, like, what if the rebound is SUPER DUPER GOOD and stuff? What if you had like one person between the ten year relationship and the current SUPER DUPER GOOD rebound and you feel like maybe that disqualifies the rebound from being a rebound?

    ASKING FOR A FUCKING FRIEND JEEZ

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      coquettelapinmocena
      7/29/15 4:36pm

      Seconded. I married my rebound guy like two months ago :O am I still allowed on Jez?

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      SL8Rgirl81mocena
      7/29/15 4:40pm

      Maybe the rebound isn't so much of a rebound but actually the main event, and the first person was really the opening act who missed his cue for when to leave the stage??

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    EleanorBoozaveltKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:16pm

    “A lasagna of stupid.” Holyyyyshit this is my favorite thing in an altogether shitty week. THANK YOU JUDGE KARA

    GIF
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      Captain Janeway has no time for your bullshitEleanorBoozavelt
      7/29/15 4:22pm

      this looks incredible. where did you find this? what a tiny, sad lasagna though. it needs to be at least twice as big.

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      ParkerPosaholicCaptain Janeway has no time for your bullshit
      7/29/15 4:25pm

      But see, I’d never make lasagna because I live by myself and I can’t be trusted with that much of a good thing in the house. However, if it was just a TINY pan of lasagna, that might be doable.

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    imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Kara Brown
    7/29/15 4:27pm

    I get that the Meek came from Rahmeek but.. what’s with the Mill and why Meek Mill as a stage name? It just seems unimaginative to me but maybe I’m missing something to the meaning?

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      Emma GolddiggerimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      7/29/15 4:38pm

      Rahmeek is an awesome name! He should go by that! Is meekness a quality anyone wants in a rapper?

      (Also, is Meek Mill even a rapper? I don’t know what he does besides dating Nicki Minaj and being very handsome.)

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      mollymlf05imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      7/29/15 4:44pm

      THANK YOU. This is what I think every time I hear his name.

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeKara Brown
    7/29/15 4:27pm

    god the part about stupidity

    im so hungry now

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      usedtobehereadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      7/29/15 4:30pm

      It was the basket of hot biscuits that is Jay-Z that did me in. There’s this southern BBQ place near me that makes what they call crack biscuits, and now I want a whole basket of the damn things. Just everyone shut up and give me the biscuits, and nobody gets hurt.

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      atljawgausedtobehere
      7/29/15 4:46pm

      where do you live i want the biscuits.

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