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    2DollarzJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:29pm

    Why not have a cheeseburger for breakfast? Or a danish for lunch? Because there are rules, Jordan. Very important rules about what is and is not okay. That’s why. And cereal after 10am is not okay, especially if it's that crap Marchman likes.

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      Sobchak Security2Dollarz
      7/28/15 5:31pm

      This is not Vietnam. There are rules.

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      Jordan Sargent2Dollarz
      7/28/15 5:32pm

      you know, I’m usually very strict, personally, about when I eat certain things. like, I never eat “lunch food” before noon, ever. I’d rather sit in pain for 30 minutes than eat sushi or turkey before noon. but cereal transcends....

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    RooseveltsRevengeJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:25pm

    How you been, Jordan? Doing ok?

    (Honestly)

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      Jordan SargentRooseveltsRevenge
      7/28/15 5:49pm

      (I don’t think how I’ve been doing is that important in the grand scheme of even this thing but I’m doing okay, thanks.)

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      Tucker973Jordan Sargent
      7/28/15 6:01pm

      If you’re eating cereal for dessert, you’re doing mighty fine, my friend.

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    stacyinbeanJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:35pm

    Crispix is THE #1 CEREAL. No contest.

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      Cherith Cutestorystacyinbean
      7/28/15 5:38pm

      I starred this for your passion. But I have no idea what the fuck Crispix is.

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      stacyinbeanCherith Cutestory
      7/28/15 5:41pm

      It’s basically a hexagonal Chex, one side is corn the other side is rice. Pure heaven.

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:24pm

    Cereal and ice cream milkshake and now you’re talking.

    Also, this is a trap isn’t it?

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      Icecold Davis╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/28/15 5:29pm
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      Stenchofaburner╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/28/15 5:35pm

      What is worse? Cereal or French toast for dessert? Asking for a friend...

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    Dashiell HammletJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:24pm

    Bear with me: Lucky Charms are vile. Lucky Charms on vanilla ice cream after a blunt in 1998 are fucking amazing

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeDashiell Hammlet
      7/28/15 5:27pm

      The trick is going back to the right part of 1998. Before it went to shit.

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      Johnny ChundersDashiell Hammlet
      7/28/15 5:30pm

      I think that the non-marshmallow parts of Lucky Charms are made from the ashes of orphanages compressed and held together with congealed sadness.

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    OrganicUnicornMeatJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:27pm

    I've been doing this for YEARS. 10pm bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch HOLLA AT ME.

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      Cherith CutestoryOrganicUnicornMeat
      7/28/15 5:34pm

      Have you ever missed a feeding? Do you feel empty when you do?

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      ArkOrganicUnicornMeat
      7/28/15 5:35pm

      I will take a bowl of CT Crunch over ice cream every single time.

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    gramercypoliceJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:37pm

    Sometimes, around 9pm, my mom, who cooked for a large family but ate like a bird herself, would get a small bowl of Cheerios, no milk, and eat them one by one while watching television. To her, that was a nice treat. I haven’t thought about that for many years. Thanks a lot for making me think of my mother, which makes me think of her passing away, which makes me never want to see a box of Cheerios ever again.

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      Cherith Cutestorygramercypolice
      7/28/15 5:43pm

      I’m so sorry.

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      gramercypoliceCherith Cutestory
      7/28/15 6:00pm

      Thanks. It’s been a while, but funny how the dumbest small memory can be so vivid out of nowhere.

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    Dayna EvansJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:44pm

    Good post

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      Johnny ChundersDayna Evans
      7/28/15 5:59pm

      Good General Mills, too.

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      charmlessJohnny Chunders
      7/28/15 6:38pm

      This comment needs more stars. And I need better taste in jokes.

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    The Noble RenardJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:30pm

    I have a super weird habit of really fucking loving Kellogg’s Product 19, and snacking on it like crazy if I have a box in the house:

    It’s a fucking weird cereal too, which is like... coated with folic acid so that the cereal occasionally tastes slightly sour. It generally tastes like a crunchier Special K, like they took the airy flakes and just filled in all the air bubbles.

    No I am not a pregnant woman :I

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      stacyinbeanThe Noble Renard
      7/28/15 5:34pm

      Thanks for that last bit b/c that was going to be my first question.

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      김치전!The Noble Renard
      7/28/15 5:35pm

      Product 19? Do you mail-order it from a Margaret Atwood dystopia?

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    G3istbotJordan Sargent
    7/28/15 5:29pm

    This is why I’m fat:

    I like to take some milk, and add in a small scoop of nutella, stir it all up, and drink.

    Not all the time, just every once in a while. It’s horribly unhealth but it tastest so good.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeG3istbot
      7/28/15 5:30pm

      That shouldn’t even work. Does it stir?

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      G3istbot╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/28/15 5:35pm

      Yeah, it stirs pretty well actually.

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