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    $kaycogRachel Vorona Cote
    7/27/15 10:23pm

    Give ‘em a try!

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      Selfie-conscious$kaycog
      7/27/15 10:30pm

      This is not what I look like when I fart. Not that I ever fart. Can’t prove it. It was the dog.

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      $kaycogSelfie-conscious
      7/27/15 10:31pm

      Always the dog!

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    Cestrumnocturn1Rachel Vorona Cote
    7/27/15 10:19pm

    But I was already farting with abandon.

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      FooksieCestrumnocturn1
      7/28/15 8:16am

      Damn straight! I was farting as I typed that.

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    cancanstanRachel Vorona Cote
    7/27/15 10:28pm

    Cool diagram. I’m a visual learner, so it really helped to be able to picture the fart.

    This reminds me of my bosses poo-pourri. It creates a layer of oil on the surface so when you poop, your poop is immediately trapped by a lovely lavender scented oil. A lady poops with poo-pourri™

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      TheRevanchistcancanstan
      7/27/15 11:15pm

      I have some in the home bathroom. Since I don't stink, I cannot tell if it works or not.

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      EdnaStVincentMillayTheRevanchist
      7/27/15 11:57pm

      I got my sister some poo-pourri as a gift, since she lives in a house with six people and 1.5 baths. She was so mad at me...until she tried it!

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    DarthPumpkinRachel Vorona Cote
    7/27/15 10:26pm

    In light of last Friday’s pissing contest, I’d like to invite a brave soul other than myself to eat a big bean burrito and then board an international flight wearing these things. Let me know how it turns out.

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      Tequila MockingbirdDarthPumpkin
      7/28/15 9:23am

      I went to an airport Chili’s during a layover. The vegetarian option on the menu was a black bean burger. Yeah, I want to consume a Gnarly Fart Bomb® right before I hop on a 5-hour flight and be the person responsible for everyone on the flight dying of stink.

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    Blueberry JonesRachel Vorona Cote
    7/27/15 10:53pm

    This is not “new”. It’s from 2013.

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      BarbafantBlueberry Jones
      7/28/15 2:58am

      Actually, Shreddies has been around since 2007 at least. Source: my own memory from surfing around in desperation, plagued by IBS, before I went to a dietician specialised in IBS.

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      Blueberry JonesBarbafant
      7/28/15 1:46pm

      Whatever. It’s still not new.

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    HI Ed McDunnough JrRachel Vorona Cote
    7/27/15 10:36pm
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      HistoryRhymes1Rachel Vorona Cote
      7/27/15 11:28pm

      In all anonymous candor, the thing I miss most about living in New York City is the ability to fart, audibly or inaudibly, with or without accompanying miasmic stench, whenever or wherever I liked.

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        BrownBearGrrHistoryRhymes1
        7/28/15 6:35am

        Isn't it the best! Today on 6th Avenue, I will fart in your honor.

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        AtLeastDingleberriesDontBiteBrownBearGrr
        7/28/15 10:22am

        I started giggling uncontrollably of the image of someone proudly and serenely farting on 6th Ave.

        The flow of commuters and tourists will have to part around your body as you stand, still and reverent, proudly farting for HistoryRhymes1

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      GingerBedheadRachel Vorona Cote
      7/27/15 10:39pm

      But what about the sound? I’m not paying over $150 for underwear unless it can make all the farts silent too.

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        MsMymlanGingerBedhead
        7/28/15 7:49am

        End of the 19th/beginning of the 20th century you could buy something in pharmacies that was basically a but plug with a hole in the middle. I only know the German word for it Furzröhrchen (fart pipe?). I imagine some people managed to fart them across the room or sounded like a tea kettle.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsRachel Vorona Cote
      7/27/15 10:19pm

      “New Underwear Called Shreddies Allows You to Fart With Abandon”

      This is not possible. They are lying and they need to stop!

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        GELLA - LLAPRachel Vorona Cote
        7/27/15 10:53pm

        this shit

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