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    LocoEstebanHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:15pm

    This must be one of those ‘responsible’ gun owners I’ve been hearing so much about.

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      fusionstormLocoEsteban
      7/27/15 1:19pm

      Bad trigger control. Would not bang.

      /s

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      SensibleLocoEsteban
      7/27/15 1:21pm

      it use to freak me out when I moved down to Georgia every 5 to 7 tinder users who’d have gun range pics on their profiles. Now sadly enough I’ve gotten use to it.

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    MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)Hillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:14pm

    Damn, how am I gonna get PB and Crack Sandwich on?

    GIF
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      Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastMostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)
      7/27/15 1:26pm
      GIF
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      LosingMyMonkeysMike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast
      7/27/15 1:32pm

      This gif just made my day.

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    randilynHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:25pm

    With $134,000 worth of cocaine I would be flying over the border. Literally. Like no plane. Like as if I had wings. Like,like, like, like...

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      right-side-of-ariana's-facerandilyn
      7/27/15 2:27pm

      teeheehehehehe ;)

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      Blueberry Jonesrandilyn
      7/27/15 2:34pm

      SO MANY PROFOUND THOUGHTS AND IDEAS THAT I MUST SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

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    TheVageniusHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:16pm

    Oh dear. Of all the men to try to pull the pretty flirt card on, border guards have got to be the worst. “Hmm, I wonder what’s going on here?” asks Captain Obvious.

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      goddessoftransitoryTheVagenius
      7/27/15 1:52pm

      Has there ever been a time when pulling the flirt distraction with a person who knows damn good and well he/she is loathed by all humanity NOT backfired? Nothing would get my sensors fired up faster as a border guard then some twenty year old batting her lashes at me out of nowhere.

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      Mo-goddessoftransitory
      7/27/15 5:22pm

      Thing is this...I’ve been to those patrol checkpoints coming from Yuma back to San Diego. (don’t ask). The officers literally ask you the dumbest questions ever about livestock and produce, you say no and keep it moving. They might ask you where you were born. Maybe. Might. But, as far as anything else, not really. So unless you really found said dude hot and convo warranted flirting (and it usually doesn’t) doing so is the biggest RED FLAG EVER. She may as well said, “coke’s in the back” and been done with it.

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    patHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:14pm

    “Flirtation was what was going on,”

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      Oscar Homeslicepat
      7/27/15 1:28pm

      When I read that line I heard it in my head in the voice of Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope. “Flirtation is what was going on is what was happening”.

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiastpat
      7/27/15 1:28pm
      GIF
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    Mork Encino's Thick PeltHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:13pm

    So, she’s a model-citizen?

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      TimF101Mork Encino's Thick Pelt
      7/27/15 1:16pm

      About to be a model-prisoner.

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastMork Encino's Thick Pelt
      7/27/15 1:27pm

      Strike a pose... spread em.

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    GELLA - LLAPHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:16pm

    She probably seen “We are Millers” way too many times

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      MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)GELLA - LLAP
      7/27/15 1:20pm

      1 time is already too many.

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    Andrew DaisukeHillary Crosley Coker
    7/27/15 1:15pm

    Smuggles your cocaine, Steals your heart.

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      Stig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.Hillary Crosley Coker
      7/27/15 1:14pm

      Anett Pikula, according to the Daily News, became “overly talkative” when she was pulled over at an Arizona border crossing—likely related to the fact that she had $134,000 worth of cocaine in her car.

      Oh Anett; that’s why do you don’t dig into your own product.

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        Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaHillary Crosley Coker
        7/27/15 1:18pm

        Cocaine! - sung in Eric Clapton voice.

        I love you Hillary.

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