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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrClover Hope
    7/23/15 3:35pm

    yooooo, so, has anyone else been having issues logging into their accounts? for the last week or so, since a software update maybe, it’s asked me to log into my facebook account, then crashes when I try to do so.

    Or maybe it’s just tinder telling me “hey you have a problem, bro”

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      FrolickingGiantfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      7/23/15 3:37pm

      Honestly it’s probably your phone. When my 4 was finally perishing it kept fucking up like that.

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      *Malice in Blunderland*fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      7/23/15 3:39pm

      I hacked your account so that I can keep you all to myself.

      My bad.

      Sorrynotsorry

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    PhyllisNeflerClover Hope
    7/23/15 3:28pm

    Look. I’d love to be friends with Lily Allen. But Tinder is for singles like me to furiously swipe our way into believing that love might exist for us, but probably with the next person who is probably better than the last. So while I appreciate the friends offer, you are a celebrity person who can get off my lawn and my ineffective love finder/bad hookup/pointless conversation that goes nowhere app.

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      FrolickingGiantPhyllisNefler
      7/23/15 3:33pm

      I agree. Give me my delusions that last for approx. 5 seconds before I come upon the 7th shirtless mirror selfie.

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      OnetoThreeisSufficientFrolickingGiant
      7/23/15 3:49pm

      I just don’t understand the shirtless mirror selfie. Like, SOME people must go for that, right? Or else guys would figure out that it doesn’t work? I’ve spoken to more women who find it a major turnoff and almost automatic swipe-left than folks who like it. But I assume they must exist...

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    Aurelius RoblesClover Hope
    7/23/15 3:28pm

    The sheer number of people on Tinder who go out of their way to say “no hookups” cracks me up. Either they are severely deluded, or they are trying to weed out the riffraff. Either way, I'm pretty sure it ends with a hangover and an STD test.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonAurelius Robles
      7/23/15 3:30pm

      The phraseology of “hookups” makes me giggle like a schoolboy.

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      mazzieDAurelius Robles
      7/23/15 3:41pm

      I met my bf before tinder, but from my memories of okcupid, I feel like any minor indication that you might be interested in anything other than a serious relationship and your creepo hit meter jumps into overdrive.

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    Masshole JamesClover Hope
    7/23/15 3:31pm

    She’s not looking for friends, she’s looking to get laid. She’s busy, she doesn’t have time for all the nonsense that goes with dating so she’s on Tinder looking for some dick...why be embarrassed about it?

    GIF
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      JozeeDozeeMasshole James
      7/23/15 4:01pm

      That’s so weird considering we all thought that was her bro’s dick.

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      BradleyPittsMasshole James
      7/23/15 7:04pm

      ‘Cause she has two kids and a husband

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    HamHocks4LegsClover Hope
    7/23/15 3:26pm

    so do you think she is saying she likes pizza with just tomatoes mozzarella and basil?

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereHamHocks4Legs
      7/23/15 3:39pm

      Now I’m starving.

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    anythingsweetieClover Hope
    7/23/15 5:17pm

    Dammit Lily, you could should have come with me and my friends to drink many, many bottles of wine whilst watching Magic Mike XXL and then come back to mine to cuddle my dog and sit round a bonfire laughing uproariously and eating sweets until 3am the other night. I might need to know what size shoe you wear first, though.

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      Sammy SternsClover Hope
      7/23/15 3:50pm

      “See, honey? You can use it to make friends!”

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        JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereClover Hope
        7/23/15 3:39pm

        She’s probably filming this for a documentary. Like whassername...

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          jpomonkeyClover Hope
          7/23/15 7:05pm

          I guess those bureaucrats did give her a mortgage after all.

          I’ll see myself out now.

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            CatAssClover Hope
            7/23/15 6:49pm

            WOW she looks different!

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