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    Pizzaro HarveyDayna Evans
    7/23/15 11:58am

    Bell bottoms are not now, nor will they ever be truly cool again.

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      kaysey17Pizzaro Harvey
      7/23/15 2:33pm

      Whatevs - I’d totally rock the hell out of those! They need to have more of a waist tho.

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      benjaminalloverPizzaro Harvey
      7/23/15 3:56pm

      I have a pair of bell-bottom overalls that I used to with with my chunky sandals and long braids. I wore them until my tits got too big. Big tits with overalls is gross.

      *runs away*

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    StenchofaburnerDayna Evans
    7/23/15 11:59am

    Is this what happens when corporations try to monetize normcore? Because I can find most of this stuff at Goodwill on the cheap. Though I have to say, the air of faux ennui in all these photographs is priceless.

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      curiousStenchofaburner
      7/23/15 12:02pm

      Faux Ennui.

      Paltrow’s next childs’ name. Or the darkwave band I was never in because they’re a bunch of pretentious assholes who didn’t get me. Assholes.

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      zoethebitchburnerStenchofaburner
      7/23/15 12:03pm
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    Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherDayna Evans
    7/23/15 11:58am

    “I’m exhausted. I’ve been on this street a thousand times! It’s never looked so strange! The faces…so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless…a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches… my heart aches… but my feet… my feet are resilient! Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my Himalyan Walking Shoes.”

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      Baltimore Ham ScamTom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther
      7/23/15 12:23pm

      i was waiting for this Thank you..Thank you so much!

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      MakemsayuhTom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther
      7/23/15 12:24pm

      Your name, your quote, and everything was right with the world.

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    BobLoblawLawBlogLobsLawBombDayna Evans
    7/23/15 11:57am

    This is better than the J. Peterman catalog.

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      KrugerrantBobLoblawLawBlogLobsLawBomb
      7/23/15 12:46pm

      In some ways, this was her grad school application.

      This is exactly what they would write, next to a $175 oversize navy blazer with blue-and-white stripes on the lining.

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      kaysey17BobLoblawLawBlogLobsLawBomb
      7/23/15 2:21pm

      No. No it is not.

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    UncleCCClaudiusDayna Evans
    7/23/15 12:06pm

    I have some Russian Gangster-length patent winklepickers that I am going to totally rock with sweater pants.

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      whatsupgawkersUncleCCClaudius
      7/23/15 9:46pm

      I am not being facetious when I ask:

      TELL ME WHAT WINKLEPICKERS ARE RIGHT NOW PLEASE

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      UncleCCClaudiuswhatsupgawkers
      7/23/15 10:00pm
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    bloodlesscoupDayna Evans
    7/23/15 12:45pm

    Boxy clothes are BACK people. I'm gonna go hit Goodwill brb

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      Dick Jokesbloodlesscoup
      7/23/15 2:00pm

      BOXY. That was the word I was searching for to describe this garbage.

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      kaysey17Dick Jokes
      7/23/15 2:27pm

      You rang? (｡◕‿-｡)

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    Pizzaro HarveyDayna Evans
    7/23/15 11:57am

    Oh, so now dressing like baby boomers who are “spiritual, but not religious, and has a deep sense to other cultures” is a thing?

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      UncleCCClaudiusPizzaro Harvey
      7/23/15 12:04pm

      Needs more chunky turquoise jewelry.

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      HubcapJennyPizzaro Harvey
      7/23/15 12:54pm
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    Annoy-a-tronDayna Evans
    7/23/15 1:02pm

    One Shade of Grey.

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      YikesahootieAnnoy-a-tron
      7/23/15 1:53pm

      That jumper is stuck in your waistband! PULL IT DOWN!

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    burnernatorDayna Evans
    7/23/15 11:59am

    You laugh, but I would wear this without question.

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      Stenchofaburnerburnernator
      7/23/15 12:16pm

      I’m the last person who’d laugh at you because my home style is sad and lacking (black t-shirt with comic book/pop culture inscriptions, ratty yoga pants, etc) however, I do not call it “a style” and fashion it into a product. In fairness, my “style” (at home, when I join civilized company I try to make an effort) is the by product of cheapness, comfort and lack of fucks to give. Quite the opposite of what this brand attempts to sell.

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    Dick JokesDayna Evans
    7/23/15 2:07pm

    Front hip patch pockets. Jesus fucking christ, save us all from clothing designers.

    When people say that designers don’t make clothes for “real women,” this is what they mean. That pocket style makes any woman, of any size, look like a disaster.

    Shit, look at the pictures — the model is as thin and leggy as you’d expect a model to be, but those overalls make her look like she’s got a huge gut and stumpy legs.

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