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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Ashley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:27pm

    God, I want Donald Trump to stay popular for as long as possible. I had yet another acquaintance tell me today that he was just saying what “everyone else” was thinking. Trump is helping me become aware of the bigoted morons in my community. Thanks, Donald!

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      80sMusic4EverTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      7/21/15 2:33pm

      Your friend isn’t wrong. Trump is popular because there are a LOT of racist and stupid people in this country who are jumping for joy that someone is being so open about what they believe. It’s not just a fringe element.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)80sMusic4Ever
      7/21/15 2:35pm

      I know, but getting them to come out of the woodwork and say what they really think is so hard. Trump flushes them like a bird dog.

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    Jujymonkey3Ashley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:22pm

    seems like Donald is applying for Gawker’s open editor position.

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      bnceoJujymonkey3
      7/21/15 2:25pm

      +1

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      Brian FucklerJujymonkey3
      7/21/15 2:25pm

      You would think that these jokes would get old, but they just haven’t yet.

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    LangdonMcAlger1Ashley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:23pm

    Can we come across the party aisles, ignore partisan rancor and stand as one unified American people and agree to stop calling Donald Trump “The Donald”? Its insufferable. God Bless America.

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      AntifazLangdonMcAlger1
      7/21/15 2:30pm

      Too true. We should call him “The Hairpiece”. “The Multiple Chins.” “The Douchenozzle.” “The Egomaniac.” Or something more appropriate.

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      BaggyTrousers3Antifaz
      7/21/15 2:33pm

      Ol’ Combover.

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    RambaldiWasWrongAshley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:23pm

    He’s really a troll on another level. Dangerous, stupid, arrogant, and unstoppable.

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      DomesticonRambaldiWasWrong
      7/21/15 2:26pm

      I’ve convinced myself and some friends that this is just a long con on his part that he’s playing REALLY well, only because he used to be democrat.

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      alphashadowRambaldiWasWrong
      7/21/15 2:30pm

      I feel that he is eminently stoppable. It’s hard to get very far with your foot in your mouth.

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    RobNYCAshley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:30pm

    Please please PLEASE don’t let him flame out before a few debates. He needs to be in this next year too.

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      facwRobNYC
      7/21/15 2:37pm

      We are less than three weeks from the first debate, where judging by his current poll numbers, he will be front and center! Mark you calendar for August 6th.

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      Rachel at Cardholder ServicesRobNYC
      7/21/15 2:56pm

      No, he needs to walk out of the Republican Party in a snit and start running as an independent. All the teabags will vote for him, and Hillary will win easily.

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    dothedewAshley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:28pm

    “I wonder what caused that,” Graham told a POLITICO reporter who dialed the number that Trump read.

    Just a guess Lindsay, but maybe it was calling Trump a “jackass” on tv.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/disav…

    GIF
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      xeviosodothedew
      7/21/15 2:38pm

      Yes, but Graham did that because Trump called him an idiot last week.

      This is exactly why you can’t out-Trump Trump. Which is also why he’s dangerous.

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      BurnedAtTheSteakdothedew
      7/21/15 2:40pm

      How dare you call me a jackass! I’ll show you how a jackass behaves!

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    OMG!PONIES!Ashley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:24pm

    On a scale of 1 - 10, 1 being jaywalking and 10 being the Joker releasing Joker gas all over the Gotham Bicentennial Parade (inexplicably held at 10 p.m), how wrong would it be to dox the Donald?

    Because I’m thinking that it would be somewhere between -98,292 and the square root of -1.

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      TimSPCOMG!PONIES!
      7/21/15 2:30pm

      The reason the Gotham Bicentennial Parade was held at 10:00 p.m. was because it was not an official Gotham City event and put on by a criminal organization. Revelers were enticed by the promise of free money.

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      Medieval KnievelOMG!PONIES!
      7/21/15 2:32pm

      +i

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    Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:33pm

    When informed that her mobile phone number had been released by that evil Yankee, Aunt Pitty Pat required her smelling salts...

    GIF
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      LastScene86Jerry-Netherland
      7/22/15 3:38am

      This flower has WILTED.

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    ninjaginAshley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:35pm

    Aaaah. This man is a gift. I sincerely hope he gets to the convention. Can you imagine the convention?! He’ll be tossed aside by then, but a man can dream, can’t he?

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsninjagin
      7/21/15 4:33pm

      Just get him into the debates. I long to see that shit show go down.

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      ninjagin99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      7/21/15 4:35pm

      Oh god yes. You are correct.

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    Captain_CrutchAshley Feinberg
    7/21/15 2:42pm

    sentient mint julep and South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham?

    I think I just fell in like with you for this.

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      Weird FishesCaptain_Crutch
      7/22/15 10:39am

      Seriously. Brilliant, if offensive to mint juleps.

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