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    Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadJoanna Rothkopf
    7/20/15 1:12pm

    BREAKING: A TAPED CONFESSION

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      Socks Are My Favorite ClothesYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      7/20/15 1:17pm

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      7/20/15 1:17pm

      the BUTT-ler!

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    My dear, sweet brother Numsie!Joanna Rothkopf
    7/20/15 1:15pm
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      KendradicalMy dear, sweet brother Numsie!
      7/20/15 2:56pm

      Just so you know, you may be receiving a bill from my place of employment for the 15 minutes of my workday spent solely watching that gif over and over and over. It’s so entrancing. I love it!

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      My dear, sweet brother Numsie!Kendradical
      7/20/15 3:07pm
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    PrincessMonsterTruckJoanna Rothkopf
    7/20/15 1:47pm

    How big was this poo that it delayed the opening of a tunnel and required a clean up crew?! A kid pooped in the pool I go to in my neighborhood yesterday and the lifeguards let everyone back in the water after about 10 minutes. And this is a nice private pool in the city that charges about $500-$600 per person to use in the summer (I get a whopping student discount at $400).

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      Brit on the SidePrincessMonsterTruck
      7/20/15 3:08pm

      Plenty more where you come from. Not so many Kiwis in the world. It’s simple supply and demand.

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    SpringSprungJoanna Rothkopf
    7/20/15 1:20pm

    Effluent of any kind can be dangerous

    I had to look up “effluent” - liquid waste or sewage. The fact that it’s one letter away from affluent speaks to my communist tendencies.

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      MimiLaRueJoanna Rothkopf
      7/20/15 1:37pm

      Ughh! Really... “How many times do you get a chance to fucking shit in the tunnel?” was his logic?

      At one of my old jobs... we had a person who repeatedly shat in take-out containers and placed them in our closed-off stairwells. HR was able to find out who the culprit was BUT due to his high position in the firm and tenure, nothing was done. You just knew to take the elevator- even if you were going one floor up/down. I haven’t worked there in 5+ years but am still in touch with former co-workers; they still find errant shit wrapped in Cosi and Thai food containers every couple of months or so. Fuck rogue poopers!

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        SprocheteJoanna Rothkopf
        7/20/15 1:55pm

        Why should poop shut down a highway? Either’s it’s going to get run over and smeared all over creation until it’s not noticeable anymore, or it will dry up and eventually be a part of the road anyway.

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          Space MothSprochete
          7/20/15 2:39pm

          The answer to your question is right in the article that you are commenting on.

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          SprocheteSpace Moth
          7/20/15 3:20pm

          And it’s a silly reason. Safety? Cars and motorcycles run over small animals all the time without damage or causing an accident. I can’t see that poop is more of a hazard than a dead skunk.

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        MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)Joanna Rothkopf
        7/20/15 1:13pm

        Why couldn’t they just leave the shit on the road?

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          nomorebatsJoanna Rothkopf
          7/20/15 1:11pm

          What an inconsiderate little shit.

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            Aurelius Roblesnomorebats
            7/20/15 1:35pm

            Asshole probably stole a dump truck, too.

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          agenttrembleJoanna Rothkopf
          7/20/15 1:21pm
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          classic new zeland hijinks

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            Agent ScullyJoanna Rothkopf
            7/20/15 6:23pm

            I feel like the Kiwi in question is probably like

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              sparklemoooAgent Scully
              7/21/15 4:43am

              lol classic! in all fairness that is a busy piece of road so the opportunity to take a peaceful morning crap without being run over would be too good to waste - if that sort of thing is what you are into. call me when someone takes a shit on the top of the Auckland Harbour Bridge - that would require some advance planning!

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