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    tastefulTandAAndy Cush
    7/16/15 12:19pm

    (“Call me husband,” he says at one point, according to CNN. “Say we’ll be together.”)

    “I can’t wait to bang you in the back of our Volvo.”

    “Tell me I’m the most adequate lover you’ve ever had!”

    “Let’s get a 20-year mortgate together!”

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      StenchofaburnertastefulTandA
      7/16/15 12:25pm

      Tell me you’ll clean the kitty litters and take out the trash! Harder! Harder! Promise me you’ll degrease the backsplash in the kitchen! YES BABY! FASTER! Can I watch you sweep the floors and vacuum?!

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      opiumsmabytchtastefulTandA
      7/16/15 12:25pm

      Starring for “adequate” :D

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    KaidogAndy Cush
    7/16/15 12:34pm

    So, not being at work, I watched it... And seems like furtive porn in a dressing room, the real thing. Though they don’t really seem to be enjoying it all that much: he’s too busy staring at the phone screen to get the angles right, and she keeps checking herself out in the mirror.

    In a weird way, it’s kind of like boring married sex, actually.

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      Dashiell HammletKaidog
      7/16/15 12:39pm

      it’s kind of like boring married sex, actually.

      Finest kind my friend, finest kind.

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      KaidogDashiell Hammlet
      7/16/15 12:58pm

      You know something? It actually is.

      ETA: I’d not describe it as boring, either.

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    opiumsmabytchAndy Cush
    7/16/15 12:13pm

    however, are happy to provide. (Link extremely NSFW, obviously.)

    Booked marked for later ;D

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      djbiznatchopiumsmabytch
      7/16/15 12:14pm

      Ahh xhamster, where would I be without you.

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      Dashiell Hammletopiumsmabytch
      7/16/15 12:15pm

      I like going incognito on my phone

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    BrianDAndy Cush
    7/16/15 12:15pm

    “Tell me the kids are in bed”
    “Say we need to repair the vacuum”
    “Tell me your mother is coming to visit unexpectedly”

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      StenchofaburnerAndy Cush
      7/16/15 12:17pm

      “Call me husband,”

      I’ve been married for a decade and a half. My husband would probably be delighted if I said something to help him forget that fact, if only for a few minutes of furtive passion. This man has no idea what he’s fantasizing about.

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        Gary-XStenchofaburner
        7/16/15 12:20pm

        TWIST: he’s not the husband. A deep and life-long commitment to another human being is just his fetish.

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        Bored, MostlyStenchofaburner
        7/16/15 12:21pm

        “call me husband! say we’ll be together forever!”

        What exactly is the chinese standard of naught?

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdAndy Cush
      7/16/15 12:25pm

      Thanks for bringing back pubic hair, anonymous Chinese woman.

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        BIlllingtonArmageddon T. Thunderbird
        7/16/15 12:34pm

        I see someone isn’t familiar with porn involving Asian women

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        TheChurchofGeorgeMichaelArmageddon T. Thunderbird
        7/16/15 1:46pm

        Pubic hair has not gone anywhere, not at least with the ladies I have met in my life up to the wife. I am a bush kind of guy.

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      theUnBetrothedAndy Cush
      7/16/15 12:20pm

      Um, Chinese government - how exactly do you think 1.4 billion people were made?

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        christcotheUnBetrothed
        7/16/15 12:40pm

        That’s a lotta people, Uniqlo must have many dressing rooms.

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        mind if I Slytherin?theUnBetrothed
        7/16/15 1:22pm

        The CCP is strictly anti-porn. They’re notorious for censoring tv in some of the dumbest ways because of cleavage.

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      Masshole JamesAndy Cush
      7/16/15 12:21pm

      “Call me husband,” he says at one point, according to CNN. “Say we’ll be together.”)

      Damn, I’ve been doing dirty talk wrong. We’ve all been doing it wrong! No more “give me that big Puerto Rican dick Papi” for me.

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        GMOCAndy Cush
        7/16/15 12:43pm

        Call me Joey, call me Donny...who’s you’re favorite New Kid?

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          9.3VectorAndy Cush
          7/16/15 12:15pm

          If the Chinese government needs help investigating these criminals, I would be more than happy to search the video for evidence.

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