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    NatTheBurnerTurnerHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:48pm

    Why won’t those brutish, animalistic minorities vote for us? Why don’t they have the intelligence to recognize that it is indeed our policies that will allow them to find the man within the savage? Why aren’t they smart enough to connect the dots?

    Thus ends today’s lesson in irony, #OKGOP

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      CatdogWhispererNatTheBurnerTurner
      7/14/15 11:53pm

      It’s just so difficult for their paws to grip a pen to vote GOP. If only minorities had opposable thumbs like regular humans.

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      weirwoodtreehugger3NatTheBurnerTurner
      7/15/15 12:00am

      This is barely even a parody. They really do think they know what’s best for the lessers.

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    ww1383Hudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:53pm

    Are food stamps considered welfare?

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      BirthdayCookieww1383
      7/14/15 11:59pm

      Anything that uses a rightwinger’s taxes in a way they don’t like is welfare. Anything that uses their taxes in a way they approve of is freedom backed by god and his second in command, the Christian Founding Fathers.

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      frederico802ww1383
      7/15/15 12:06am

      I wouldn’t be surprised if this was written by some privelidged Young Republican who was quoting something he heard at the country club. He was hungover from a weekend pool party and coke binge. He wanted to share this with his buds and accidentally hit the save button instead of the print screen key. I’m sure this version was only meant for wealthy white Okies.

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    matt.maraHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:57pm

    “...to those who were offended...”

    Not “I’m sorry we said something stupid,” “We really fucked up, our bad,” or “The moron who posted that has already been fired.” Nope, it’s the classic non-apology apology.

    Fuck you, Oklahoma GOP.

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      weirwoodtreehugger3matt.mara
      7/15/15 12:02am

      We didn't mean to say that the poors were like wild animals. We just meant to say they're stupid and lazy. Sorry you were offended. Geez. Some people are sooo sensitive.

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      Carolamatt.mara
      7/15/15 12:02am

      Oh, it was so much worse. We misinterpreted them, the poor dears. It’s on us.

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    bassguitarheroHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:52pm

    One of the saddest things about all this is how many families who need food stamps won’t get them because so much of the right wing equates food stamps with morality.

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      Zaz Zuh Zaybassguitarhero
      7/15/15 12:05am

      One of the saddest things about all this is how many families who currently receive food stamps actually vote for the GOP because so much of the right wing equates Jesus, guns and homophobia with morality.

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      NatTheBurnerTurnerbassguitarhero
      7/15/15 12:14am

      Malnourishment is strength and hell, if you had any bootstraps you could feed your kids those. That’s the kind of moral fiber kids don’t get enough of in school these days.

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    The Alvin Greene DreamHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:57pm

    Okay, so if the poor go around killing the richest targets they can, and relieving them of their money, I assume that will be fine with the Oklahoma GOP. If they’re wild animals, they should be able to do as wild animals do.

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      weirwoodtreehugger3The Alvin Greene Dream
      7/15/15 12:04am

      They should also be able to pee anywhere, anytime. NY Post had better retract that story.

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      The Alvin Greene Dreamweirwoodtreehugger3
      7/15/15 12:12am

      “Fuck you copper, I’ve got the unemployment papers in my back pocket!” *continues pissing on fire hydrant*

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    Cam/ronHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:56pm

    I’m fascinated by politicians who champion “free market principles” and anti-collectivism while having no qualms about major US retailers selling so many goods manufactured by the world’s largest communist nation.

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      KingJayCam/ron
      7/15/15 12:08am

      You can bet your ass they also support subsidies for the oil companies and farmers in Oklahoma

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      LutefiskatKvothe'sKingJay
      7/15/15 12:20am

      Randy, big fan of tossing red meat out to the base about the ills of dependency while in favor of subsidizing the meat industry in perpetuity.

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    ArkHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:48pm

    Boilerplate sorry-not-sorry...

    Let it be known, once again, that the Republican Party is the party of greedy, self-centered assholes who have nothing but contempt for the less fortunate.

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      titostarmasterArk
      7/15/15 1:58am

      That would be the case if the bootstrapping crowd actually believed there was such a thing as “less fortunate.”

      All of their rhetoric is based on the belief that we are all born equally fortunate, but many of us squander that birthright through flaws of character and ideology; only by sheer strength of numbers have the rabble shaped the government into a weapon meant to extort the virtuous to support the unclean.

      I almost feel sorry for them; they have every hope and intention that being a good little piggy will one day earn them a seat at the table instead of a platter on top of it.

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      Blatheringtitostarmaster
      7/15/15 9:45am

      So well said.

      And there will always be exemplars—Colin Powell used to be the favorite—who came up from new immigrant/poverty and excelled, who “prove” that hard work is all it takes to succeed.

      Not that they’d vote for him, mind you.

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHudson Hongo
    7/14/15 11:51pm

    America’s mask slips, again.

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      The Boss╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/15/15 12:02am

      Pls post pics of whatever it looks like underneath.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeThe Boss
      7/15/15 12:04am

      Slavery.

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    kaysey17Hudson Hongo
    7/15/15 12:31am

    “The needy should be out there foraging for their meals in our nation’s parks, just as God and Ronald Reagan Ranger Smith intended.”

    FTFY! :-D

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      Government on Strikekaysey17
      7/15/15 1:34am

      You keep your Goddamned hands off my pic-a-nic baskets you society destroying welfare queens!

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      underemploidkaysey17
      7/15/15 8:51am

      Now I’m thinking about the politics of Yogi Bear, and I’m not 100% sure they’re anywhere near good. Thanks. :/

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    cheerful_exgirlfriendHudson Hongo
    7/15/15 12:09am

    Fuck you Randy.

    I hope an animal eats your toes.

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      johnnycheerful_exgirlfriend
      7/15/15 12:20am

      Or if we want to get kinky, we can hope that his animal makes him touch his toes.

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      Deadly the Eternalcheerful_exgirlfriend
      7/15/15 1:36am

      Why stop at the toes? Those fingers need to go as well.

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