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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 12:24pm

    Not to be like super bitchy but um....damn girl what the fuck are you doing to those vibrators (besides the obvious)? Are they falling apart?? Is your vagina ok??? Why did you need so many of the same one???

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      burps25Cylontater: Genital Whisperer
      7/15/15 12:29pm

      The motors eventually burn out and/or they get kinda gross no matter how well you clean them

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      HumptyDanceCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      7/15/15 12:29pm

      Variety is the spice of life.

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    Aleksander ChanLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 12:31pm

    laceeeyyyyyyyy

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      Lacey DonohueAleksander Chan
      7/15/15 12:54pm

      I miss you, Aleks. You would have insisted Max put a better hed on this.

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    blameitonthecroutons goodbye tourLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 12:20pm

    Very important question: do your cat(s) love the enormous cat tree you bought them and what exactly is Tazmanian about that cat tree? Is it the ivy?

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      Lacey Donohueblameitonthecroutons goodbye tour
      7/15/15 12:56pm

      He does! It’s a little more wobbly than trees that come in one piece, but it’s served its purpose well.

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      MagPieNorthblameitonthecroutons goodbye tour
      7/15/15 12:56pm

      Question seconded... for reasons...

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    Sean DevlinLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 8:46pm

    Why the stethoscope? But overall I loved it! Great work.

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      Lacey DonohueSean Devlin
      7/15/15 8:52pm

      I was luckily enough to get a failed cardiac ablation that summer, but I kept hoping my heart would magically go back into rhythm anyway. The stethoscope was part of that delusion.

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    The Noble RenardLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 12:43pm

    Love it! My Amazon history is much more tame, and probably the only thing you could get from it is that I buy random shit for family and friends.

    I never use Prime to my potential.

    Of course, from my Prime Instant Video history you’d get that I really love trashy reality shows and Storage Wars.

    NO SHAME.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendThe Noble Renard
      7/15/15 1:19pm

      What are your feelings on Dave Hester??

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      The Noble Renardcheerful_exgirlfriend
      7/15/15 2:05pm

      A true schmuck, but probably mostly just an act.

      I was always a Jarrod and Brandi fan.

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    jayed_coinsLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 4:02pm

    I say this with genuine curiosity... did you buy the same vibes multiple times because you wore out, lost, or broke the previous one? Or to keep in more than one location? Either way, it’s brilliant.

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      Lacey Donohuejayed_coins
      7/15/15 4:04pm

      I kept throwing them out because I was worried I’d get too attached. And then I’d buy again. Vicious cycle!

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      TheMixedChickLacey Donohue
      7/15/15 4:42pm

      This legit answered so many questions I had. I wondered if the vibes were awesome but wore out quickly, if it was terrible but affordable, if someone was stealing your used ones, and many many more questions. Of course your answer is reasonable and never occurred to me.

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    John BoehnerLacey Donohue
    7/15/15 1:40pm

    I miss your writing!!!!! <333

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      Leah FinneganLacey Donohue
      7/15/15 10:54pm

      i love you lacey

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        Natasha Vargas-CooperLeah Finnegan
        7/15/15 11:11pm

        I love you as much.

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      JohninLALacey Donohue
      7/15/15 12:42pm

      Seeing someone’s Amazon order history is like taking a peek into their soul.

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        bourbon.p.millerLacey Donohue
        7/15/15 12:25pm

        Amazon has two ancillary benefits:

        1. It has served as my address book. I have 11 nieces and nephews and I can just order them the same children’s book every year on their birthday

        2. When I was filling out my bar application and needed every address I've had for 10 years, Amazon saved me.

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