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    imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Bobby Finger
    7/08/15 2:59pm

    Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are probably going to break up.

    Please do not even joke about this possibly happening.

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      BaggyTrousers3imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      7/08/15 3:04pm

      Yes, don’t joke about it because A) I’m married and B) even if I wasn’t she probably wouldn’t give me the time of day anyway. While the second is very likely, it still would be painful to know that we’re both out in the world single and she wouldn’t care. :(

      Hmm... what’s that, cutie? Oh, nothing, just working on some, uh, articles on the laptop. Not typing anything on Gawker about Anna Faris or anything...

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      Morifarty's ringtoneimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      7/08/15 3:04pm

      is it weird that this doesn’t bother me at all.

      like.

      I do not ship them the way I feel everyone else ships them.

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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneBobby Finger
    7/08/15 2:55pm

    comparing this to clive owen is a fucking war crime

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      Morifarty's ringtoneandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      7/08/15 3:00pm

      okay but like that deer kind of looks like Ralph Fiennes to me and I won’t apologize for thinking this.

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob Kandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      7/08/15 3:04pm

      Double Creature isn’t even TRYING anymore.

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    Bobby FingerBobby Finger
    7/08/15 2:33pm

    “Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

    If you’re conserving then you can’t be my friend, cuz it’s 11:30 and I don’t recycle, cycle.”

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      SluicerBobby Finger
      7/08/15 2:51pm

      “Sean Penn is DESPERATE for Robin Wright to take him back”

      Get in line asshole...

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      Falcon Depth BrunchBobby Finger
      7/08/15 2:51pm

      I love you.

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    Sassy PantsBobby Finger
    7/08/15 3:30pm

    That’s my cat in this week’s Double Creature and they didn't use the photo of Clive Owen I submitted where he and Charlie were making the same face so now I look like a big dumb jerk who has let all of you down.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeSassy Pants
      7/08/15 3:32pm

      waot os tjos trie

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      7/08/15 3:32pm

      i should maybe. MAYBE. look at the keys OR the screen when i type. like at least one.

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    nerdybirdyBobby Finger
    7/08/15 2:54pm

    In all I have learned from this week’s tabloids, the tidbit I find most shocking is that there is still a working payphone in this country.

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      Kenny and the Llamasnerdybirdy
      7/08/15 3:00pm

      Every city has exactly one, purely for espionage purposes.

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      nerdybirdyKenny and the Llamas
      7/08/15 3:08pm

      Does the fact that you know this mean you’re a spy?

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    randilynBobby Finger
    7/08/15 3:03pm

    Hamm Sandy=good. Sandy Hamm=not so good.

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      anyah8sbunniesrandilyn
      7/08/15 3:07pm

      Hamm Sandy is the best relationship name ever

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      randilynanyah8sbunnies
      7/08/15 3:09pm

      Buffangelo?

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    Kate DriesBobby Finger
    7/08/15 2:47pm

    On bad days, you’re Alec Baldwin. On worse days, you’re this spoon.

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      FoolTheWorldKate Dries
      7/08/15 2:57pm

      I was just thinking “aw fuck good thing I’m not famous because this is how I eat my lunch every goddamn day”

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      dalilaKate Dries
      7/08/15 3:21pm

      He’s making himself such a target by daring to eat in public!

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    randilynBobby Finger
    7/08/15 2:57pm

    “whatever it takes to snatch her sister’s crown.” there is a movement underway to crown her sister’s snatch.

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      LadyGrinningSoulrandilyn
      7/08/15 3:04pm

      I’m having reading comprehension issues today, because that’s exactly what I read.

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilyn
      7/08/15 3:05pm

      do you mean crotch?? right?

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    7/08/15 3:48pm

    My submission for double creature (which really should be called creature feature.)

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      CatHullabalooSnacky_Onassis
      7/08/15 4:38pm

      Am assuming ‘’Creature Feature’’ is property of Ranger Rick. Although maybe I made that up? I haven’t read a RR in almost 25 years but that’s what popped into my brain.

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      Snacky_OnassisCatHullabaloo
      7/08/15 6:09pm

      I only got to read Ranger Rick when I went to the dentist, so I will assume you are the authority on this!

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    BabyJaneBobby Finger
    7/08/15 4:24pm

    Anna is stressed out now that Chris Pratt is so unbelievably famous and starring in Jurassic World, while she’s only just normal famous. And Chris is going around making jokes about their “unequal fame.”

    Worst knock knock jokes ever.

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      randilynBabyJane
      7/08/15 4:33pm

      Knock Knock. Who’s there? Unequal Fame. Unequal Fame who? Unequal Fame Dewan-Tatum.

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      BabyJanerandilyn
      7/08/15 4:41pm

      A really successful actor and his less successful wife walk into a bar...

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