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    MK12Hamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:25pm
    GIF

    Obviously

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      burlivesleftnutMK12
      7/08/15 12:31pm

      ahhahahahah

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      00000001MK12
      7/08/15 12:45pm

      “She-Devil the Bald, and the Chainsaw of Ultimate Homosexuality” - coming to theaters December of 2015.

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    cuntybawsHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:25pm

    Thank God for Kinja: the Battlestar Galactica of the online world.

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWaynecuntybaws
      7/08/15 12:29pm
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      Johnny Chunderscuntybaws
      7/08/15 12:30pm

      After the apocalypse, Kinja is what the cockroaches will be commenting with.

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    AssFault on the Highway to HellHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:26pm

    On a scale of “Eating a Whole Bag of Oreos” to “Tearing Open Seed Vaults and Firing Up Generators”: what does panic look like for HamNo, I wonder?

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      opiumsmabytchAssFault on the Highway to Hell
      7/08/15 12:30pm

      “Eat an Entire Bag of Double Stuffed Fudgeos While Drinking Pinot” level, but I’m just guessing.

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      AJ Archer-KaneAssFault on the Highway to Hell
      7/08/15 12:30pm

      I'm on the side of "Eating a Whole Bag of Oreos + Eating that Leftover Cheesecake from Last Night"

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    Resolute BlueHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:25pm
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      PseudoHermesResolute Blue
      7/08/15 12:28pm

      Needs more stars (or at least four, and one big one)

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      ManchuCandidateResolute Blue
      7/08/15 12:31pm

      I blame Skynet

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    rudi_freudeHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:26pm
    GIF

    “Everything will be all right!”

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      00000001rudi_freude
      7/08/15 12:50pm

      Still excellent 35 years later. Anyone know of other comedies which will hold up as well, or, have held up as well?

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      VABlitz00000001
      7/08/15 1:18pm

      PC has killed the great comedies of yesteryear. Now we are left with poop and dick jokes.

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    OMG!PONIES!Hamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:30pm

    We take Gotham from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of generations who kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. Step forward, those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened, spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive as they learn to survive true justice. This great city... it will endure.

    Gawker will survive.

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsOMG!PONIES!
      7/08/15 12:36pm

      Kinja as the fusion reactor turned WMD actually fits pretty well.

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      BebeLushOMG!PONIES!
      7/08/15 4:17pm

      Aside from almost killing Batman, Bane was a pretty damn good guy.

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    theUnBetrothedHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:27pm

    My bet is - some hapless boomer logged into Kayak and E-Trade on their Windows VISTA machine.

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      burlivesleftnuttheUnBetrothed
      7/08/15 12:31pm

      My dad I bet.

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      HerbertHasCandytheUnBetrothed
      7/08/15 12:59pm
      GIF
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    Brock SamsaHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:25pm
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      burnedoneanddoneBrock Samsa
      7/08/15 12:30pm

      What is that from?

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      the actual bajmahalburnedoneanddone
      7/08/15 12:36pm

      Animal House.

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    The Hammock DistrictHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:33pm

    If the global financial and technology systems collapse and we are thrust into a dystopian afterworld scenario, I want survival colonies to know that you’re going to want to keep me around because I can eat pretty small portions and you’ll need someone who can describe the plot of Breaking Bad to future generations.

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      jmg007The Hammock District
      7/08/15 12:55pm

      Will it be a dystopia like The Hunger Games or like Divergent ???

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      toscatiosiThe Hammock District
      7/08/15 1:03pm

      Not me, I’m going to go out quickly. I ask simply that no one shoot me until I’ve finished all the melting ice cream in my freezer. I am just way way too lazy for an apocalypse.

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    dothedewHamilton Nolan
    7/08/15 12:32pm

    My fellow sufferers of hypervigilance: it is now our time. Don’t succumb to the social pressure to “remain calm,” “shelter in place,” or “await further instructions.” If you are going to get out, the time to get going is NOW!!

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      rudi_freudedothedew
      7/08/15 12:39pm
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      dunnodoyoudothedew
      7/08/15 2:59pm

      Where should we go? To get out though?

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