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    GregSamsaHudson Hongo
    7/01/15 11:42pm

    Guys. Can we be cool with the Donald hate for just a year or so? Trump could do damage to the GOP brand in a way not even Clint Eastwood could imagine, so if we just be cool for a few months, and let Trump be a legit candidate long enough to get to a debate, we might be okay.

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      qualifiedkiwiGregSamsa
      7/01/15 11:48pm

      Damage not to just the GOP, but to America as well. No way could I tolerate seeing this asshat in presidential debate and/or stumping on the campaign trail. Even the GOP deserves better than that. This guy is just an embarrassment to the whole damn country.

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      creamcheesekingGregSamsa
      7/01/15 11:50pm

      Don’t worry, there are approximately 523 other Republican candidates. At least one of them will get the job done.

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    CleganeBowlConfirmedHudson Hongo
    7/01/15 11:35pm

    How can a man this oblivious become so wealthy?

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      toiletmiseryCleganeBowlConfirmed
      7/01/15 11:42pm

      He fell out of a rich vagina.

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      PrettyLegitCleganeBowlConfirmed
      7/01/15 11:47pm

      If you are legitimately curious, I recommend looking into it because it’s fascinating and so fucking telling about how wealth in America works. In short he got left a lot of money by his father, and has basically just made money by convincing people he is wealthy, so he must be a good businessman. Then he gets investors, builds some shit, bankrupts it (thrice has The Donald bankrupted a hotel. . . how the fuck do you bankrupt a place people pay for the privilege of giving you money?), and shrugs it off like nothing. Then he gets more investors and continues the cycle.

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    JayMSHudson Hongo
    7/02/15 12:27am

    Boom shakalaka!

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      kaysey17JayMS
      7/02/15 1:04am

      Oooh - nice one! :-D

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      Poor Old Edgar DerbyJayMS
      7/02/15 8:35am

      He wanted to put “by drug traffickers and rapists”, but the bigger tag would’ve cost another tenth of a cent per unit.

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    Masshole JamesHudson Hongo
    7/01/15 11:38pm

    Did someone say asshole gif party?

    BTW, CNN just released a poll showing Hillary beating the crap out of every Republican in the general election next year. Trump does the worst against her, losing by 25 points. Jeb does the best; he only loses by 13.

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      001110000011000000111000Masshole James
      7/01/15 11:46pm
      GIF
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      Masshole James001110000011000000111000
      7/01/15 11:50pm

      Awww! That’s kinda cute!

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    getleftyHudson Hongo
    7/01/15 11:53pm

    My sister-in-law’s sister is inexplicably in the pageant circuit and is posting #savethesash on facebook:

    https://www.change.org/p/nbcuniversal…

    “I’m signing because I have competed in the Miss Wisconsin USA pageant that leads up to the Miss USA and the Miss Universe pageants. These women have worked hard to be where they are today! This is not an easy job to accomplish. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work. The ladies competing should not be held responsible for anything but what they themselves say and believe in, not someone else’s comments and beliefs. These women are leaders, role models, and philanthropists who go above and beyond to help others. We need more women like this in the world who are empowering and leaders! I signed the petition because I believe in the Miss Universe organization and everything the organization and the women competing are doing to make the world a better place and to empower younger audiences to achieve their own dreams. I know this has sparked in me to go above and beyond what I thought myself possible to do, and I have seen such tremendous growth and increased self-confidence in myself. I hope we can Save the Sash because the world is a much better place when we have women from all walks of life coming together for one common goal: to touch others’ lives and to create positive change. ‪#‎SavetheSash‬ “

    I think the entire concept of beauty pageants is busted but I do agree that one guy shouldn’t be able to ruin all of that for them.

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      obliquelygetlefty
      7/02/15 12:23am

      dude should step down then.

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      CalamityJanegetlefty
      7/02/15 12:34am

      But then... don’t these ladies have something better to do? When was the last time someone actually watched these pagent shows? I would have no idea about them if it wasn’t for Gawker.

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    dothedewHudson Hongo
    7/02/15 12:05am

    My favorite line, for several reasons: “It’s a shame that such an important institution as Miss USA is now in the hands of a clown.”

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      Velvetinedothedew
      7/02/15 12:19am

      Now in the hands of a clown... NOW

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      dothedewVelvetine
      7/02/15 12:25am

      Also “such an important institution”

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    Jerry-NetherlandHudson Hongo
    7/01/15 11:36pm

    Late breaking news: Trump Hotels has just announced that they are investigating a CREDIT CARD BREACH on their customers extending back since February 2015 to the present. This news of the greatest businessman in the yooniverse comes late in the day after Macy’s cut his product line.

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      Denver is too damn highJerry-Netherland
      7/01/15 11:57pm

      It was the mexicans!

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      pierce is a bJerry-Netherland
      7/02/15 8:14am

      dude’s gotta get his bucks from somewhere...

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    dothedewHudson Hongo
    7/02/15 12:13am

    His hair has apparently been trying to sever ties with him for decades.

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      victornightingaledothedew
      7/02/15 12:27am

      By looks alone, it’s certainly made several attempts to fire itself.

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      Sqarrvictornightingale
      7/02/15 11:36am

      *to set fire to itself.

      FTFY.

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    ManchuCandidateHudson Hongo
    7/01/15 11:37pm

    “This isn’t the way it works! YOU CAN’T FIRE THE DONALD!!! Only I can fire people!”

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      Tyrant BigglesManchuCandidate
      7/01/15 11:43pm
      GIF

      And the world responds accordingly.

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Hudson Hongo
    7/02/15 12:01am

    This is going completely to the Donald’s plan. Any publicity is good publicity, even when the only publicity he gets is how much we hate him and how bad he is at managing his business or other people’s money. All he has to do now is sit back and continue ranting nonsense into a microphone, and the money will just start pouring in.

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      actualneedforburnerTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      7/02/15 12:29am

      I’m quasi-okay with this plan, as it’s money coming from fellow racist assholes, and money they give to him now means less money they have to give to actual GOP contenders down the line. Wring those racist fuckers dry, Donald!

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      Manny Both-HansTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      7/02/15 10:29am

      The problem with that is that it only works until you start losing actual revenue streams. While the publicity may have helped, the loss of his shows and his product lines more than offsets that.

      Plus, much of his brand comes from selling his name, and this could seriously hurt that. Before his name meant rich with his big personality. Now he’s associated racism with it.

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