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    festivusaziliAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:39am

    Hot take: Nic Cage is a better actor than Jim Carrey ever was. We’re going to look back at the time when he was a star the same way we look at parachute pants and Zubaz.

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbanefestivusazili
      7/01/15 10:40am

      im pretty sure what you just said is a war crime

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      festivusaziliandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      7/01/15 10:43am

      Send the ICC after me. I hear The Hague is lovely this time of year.

      Also, I’d win in a landslide. Watch Face/Off and try to tell me Cage isn’t funnier in that than anything Carrey has ever done.

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    Morifarty's ringtoneAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:37am

    okay but like can we discuss how the ace ventura movies and dumb and dumber are literally the best movies ever made and how this is actually breaking my heart into a million pieces why does everyone I love hurt me anna why

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      LadyGrinningSoulMorifarty's ringtone
      7/01/15 10:43am

      Eternal Sunshine is also extremely good.

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      SipowitzMorifarty's ringtone
      7/01/15 10:55am

      Those movies are probably the pinnacle of human cultural achievement. I don’t see anything surpassing them in this round of evolution.

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    thatsslightlyravenAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:40am

    QUICK, SOMEONE GET DONNIE WAHLBERG’S THOUGHTS ON HERD IMMUNITY AND WHOOPING COUGH!

    GIF
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      HerRoyalRednessthatsslightlyraven
      7/01/15 2:50pm

      Can I just point out that whenever the NKOTB do the crotch-thrusting part of their choreography Jonathan doesn’t participate and stamps his foot and it makes me thinking of a counting horse?

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      thatsslightlyravenHerRoyalRedness
      7/01/15 3:46pm

      If I had been at the NKOTB show at The Garden last week, I would tell you that Donnie asked the audience to sing along with him to “Sweet Caroline” but to change it to “Sweet Jonathan” and Jonathan shot Donnie a death glare that was captured on the Jumbotron. Jonathan also did not do any thrusting and minimal dancing. But that would require me to admit that I spent money on NKOTB tickets in 2015, so I will not tell you that.

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    randilynAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:53am

    You know who worried about mercury in fish? Jeremy Piven.

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilyn
      7/01/15 11:07am

      aa??

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      randilynGELLA - LLAP
      7/01/15 11:09am

      ?

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    SipowitzAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:37am

    ace b spittin out word salad like

    edited: Also, kudos Anna for not taking the lazy road of using him talking out of his ass gif

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      Anna MerlanSipowitz
      7/01/15 11:00am

      Oh dang I forgot about that one or I would’ve

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      SipowitzAnna Merlan
      7/01/15 11:02am

      Excuse me, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?

      GIF
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    Ginger Is A ConstructAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:35am

    I totally agree, this guy has the medical chops to be our new WebMd. Instead of going through the motions of telling WebMd that your throat is sore, your lymph nodes swollen, etc., only so they can diagnose you with the black plague and / or cancer (pffft....what do they know?) just send your symptoms via Twitter to Dr. Ace Ventura, M.D. He’ll let you know if it’s crabs, or just razor burn.* Or mercury poisoning. Or autism.

    *Asking for a friend.

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      Emma GolddiggerGinger Is A Construct
      7/01/15 10:41am

      I love you.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructEmma Golddigger
      7/01/15 10:45am

      I love you too. And now we can get polygamously gay internet married! I’m still laughing about the idea of a GOP debate swimsuit competition.

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    dalilaAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:46am

    I’m so tired of hearing about how the FDA and CDC are “corrupt” and want to kill babies and shit. Christ. Yes, there are terrible people in every industry and every organization. But the vast majority are fucking smart ass people who know what they’re doing.

    Oh, but Jim Carrey knows better than they do. Okay.

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      FreakyFriendFictiondalila
      7/01/15 11:59am

      And I mean, what would even be there end game there? It’s not like they make a ton of money off vaccines, they’re pretty cheap and are often given away for free. Do they really believe there’s some huge government conspiracy to kill people just for funsies!?

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      ZhiBaChu: Awkward Detectivedalila
      7/01/15 12:05pm

      Never let facts interfere with paranoia!

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:39am

    Ventricular Hypertrophy?

    GIF
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      shakeeshakeʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
      7/01/15 11:27am

      Oh no, I just remembered that my parents told me that they were getting a divorce when I was in the middle of watching The Mask on VHS. #GIFtrauma

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    NomNom83Anna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:37am

    I’m concerned about the kind of idiot dipshit moron person who would take medical advice from an actor rather than from a doctor.

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      dalilaNomNom83
      7/01/15 10:41am

      But like, I feel like I KNOW actors intimately. I don’t know who the fuck my doctor is. WHO WOULD YOU TRUST.

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      NomNom83dalila
      7/01/15 11:01am

      Point: Dalila

      ;-)

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    VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverAnna Merlan
    7/01/15 10:33am

    So i’ve learned that Jenny McCarthy must have been a really good lay. That is what I hope this is, just pandering to get back into the Jenny pants and he dosen’t actually believe any of this bullshit.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      7/01/15 10:37am

      Nope, I think they bonded over fart jokes and being anti-vaxx, and pseudo-science was their pillow talk. *shudder*

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      anacanapanaVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      7/01/15 10:39am
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