Kinja reply list

Read More
Cherith CutestoryAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:55am
I can’t figure out who will come out of this race as the Republican contender. It seems like such a joke field right now. I see Christie as pretty much unelectable. To most of America he is such a sign of petty corruption politics.

Are we seriously in a position where Rand Paul could be President of the United States? We are seriously going to face another Bush? What is happening?
Reply
- Read More
  KingOfKongCherith Cutestory
  6/30/15 12:02pm
  I don’t see how it’s not Jeb. Every other candidate is so fatally flawed that he’ll basically just kind of stand around until they nominate him like with Romney last time. And don’t be surprised if he wins the general election either.
  Reply
- Read More
  RemusShepherdCherith Cutestory
  6/30/15 12:04pm
  Bush has the money. Rubio has the demographics to be a contender. (Cruz does also, but he’s a moron and nobody likes him.) Walker hasn’t declared yet, but he has a good bit of money and the best legislative record. (He’s evil, but effective at what he does.)
  
  Everyone else is a sideshow. They’re in the campaign just to make money off their books and PACs and/or to score a job with Fox News.
  Reply
Read More
burlivesleftnutAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:38am
Oh man, fuck off with your fat jokes, you shallow assholes.
Reply
- Read More
  Sobchak Securityburlivesleftnut
  6/30/15 11:43am
  Yeah. They are starting to wear a little thin.
  Reply
- Read More
  Medieval Knievelburlivesleftnut
  6/30/15 11:43am
  I think Christie is the one exception, like making fun of Sarah Jessica Parker (who I think is lovely!) for looking like a horse.
  Reply
Read More
Icecold DavisAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:37am
Christie will be out of the race by September. He’s just running to sample the best food at all 50 state fairs this summer.
Reply
- Read More
  SlickWillieIcecold Davis
  6/30/15 11:38am
  we have scrapple eggrolls
  Reply
- Read More
  BrooksRobinsonsGloveIcecold Davis
  6/30/15 11:41am
  I’m not Christie fan. But these fat jokes are always the worst
  Reply
Read More
dothedewAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:41am
Who else is still missing from this ~~shit~~ awesome show? I mean, we all have our favorites to still get into the race (mine is Herm Cain), but are any of the obvious ones still missing? Newt? I can’t even keep track anymore.
Reply
- Read More
  KomradKickassdothedew
  6/30/15 11:44am
  Palin
  Reply
- Read More
  CatdogWhispererdothedew
  6/30/15 11:45am
  At this point I think their debates are going to look more like Royal Rumbles, which is why I eagerly await the sound of glass shattering halfway through and watching Stone Cold tear through each and every one of them with massive Stunners, then pouring beer on them when he's through.
  Reply
Read More
Arctic16Andy Cush
6/30/15 11:50am
This fucker is from Morris County, New Jersey, where I grew up. When he first came into office, the amount of people I personally knew that personally knew him and supported him was crazy. He was a local sensation.

A few years of fucking up left and right later, and I hardly see anyone publicly declaring their support for him. Fuck Chris Christie and anyone that was dumb enough to vote for this piece of shit.

I can’t nail down what I hate about him the most, but I’ll probably go with “took state police helicopters to his son’s baseball games” for $500, Alex.
Reply
- Read More
  RobNYCArctic16
  6/30/15 11:55am
  How about cancelling the 7 train extension?
  Reply
- Read More
  andthenshewaslikeArctic16
  6/30/15 12:08pm
  I think another issue that doesn’t get enough press is his fiddling with the public schools. The well off suburbanites put up with the taxes in part because of the excellent schools (and their effect on home values). You start pushing the bullshit the state has put places like Newark through, and the soccer moms are going to revolt. It’s already starting.
  Reply
Read More
Hip Brooklyn StereotypeAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:37am
To clarify the context of this photo, Andy: I believe this was Christie’s reaction upon learning that his favorite New Jersey eatery had just run out of chocolate covered hot dogs.
Reply
- Read More
  Hip Brooklyn StereotypeHip Brooklyn Stereotype
  6/30/15 11:42am
  I’m going to confess that this a lazy, lazy joke. Low-hanging fruit, indeed.
  Reply
- Read More
  thatguywhodidthatthingHip Brooklyn Stereotype
  6/30/15 11:45am
  “Pfff, like I would waste room on fruit!”
  
  -Chris Christie
  Reply
Read More
ThewalkingdudeAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:36am
What a waste of time and money.
Reply
- Read More
  dothedewThewalkingdude
  6/30/15 11:38am
  Eh, he’s got nothing better to do. New Jersey pretty much runs itself.
  Reply
- Read More
  Medieval Knieveldothedew
  6/30/15 11:48am
  Actually, I think he was talking about New Jersey.
  Reply
Read More
Rom RombertsAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:41am
Send me your voting tickets, for I am your savior, Kris Kristens. Beneath the tarp of my suit jacket, I hold the economy. My trousers unfurl into a billowing sail that will pull the derelict steamship of our country into waters heavy with job fish and schools of opportunity mackerel. I will carry you all on my back to the buffet of health. From my presidential palanquin I will assault you with donuts laced with freedom. I am Kris Kristens and my sweat will cleanse Obama’s polluted landscape. Press the voting button and press it in my favor immediately.
Reply
Read More
SpringSprungAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:45am
GOP 2016 strategy is apparently: "Throw enough shit at the wall and see if any of it sticks."
Reply
- Read More
  TRD76SpringSprung
  6/30/15 3:03pm
  Who ever “wins” the rolling dumpster fire that is the Republican party will have spent 12 months being the tooliest Right Wing douchebag in the land, and then have to spend 3 months convincing moderate voters that they are not in fact that crazy uncle at Thanksgiving you NEVER talk politics with. The GOP should hold their convention in April just to give their candidate a chance at tacking back to the middle in time for election day. This has been the same problem the last 3 election cycles. The things you have to say to win the nomination will prevent you from ever winning the general election, and the things you’d have to say to win the general election will place you somewhere behind Christie but above that pile of change sitting under your couch cushions right now.
  Reply
Read More
NastyBoyAndy Cush
6/30/15 11:41am
I think Christie is actually running for Attorney General.
Reply
- Read More
  gingerhammeredNastyBoy
  6/30/15 12:09pm
  I think you mean running from the Attorney General.
  Reply
- Read More
  Gaying Mantis TobogganNastyBoy
  7/03/15 9:07pm
  I think he is running to raise money for his Bridgegate expenses. He’s literally polling at zero percent to one percent. He has the second highest unfavorables after Trump. He’s from a blue state and has worked with Democrats to pass a Democratic budget. He even gave that marxist-socialist-communist-fascist-dictator-in-chief Obummer a hug, I mean acting like a human being! Being thankful for help! Those traits are disgusting to the GOP base. Christie only wins if he hires The Faceless Men to kill all his opponents and then he only wins the nomination, he’ll never win the White House. He will never sit atop the Iron Throne; but, like us all, he’ll sit atop the Porcelain Throne.
  Reply