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    Socks Are My Favorite ClothesMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:06pm

    I am currently sitting at a restaurant bar waiting for dinner, and the idiot next to me is talking about how this piece of shit would be the best thing for our country. I might stab him with my steak knife if he doesn’t shut up. Will post pics.

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      randilynSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      6/29/15 7:11pm

      Darling. Remember. We inflict bodily injury with shoes. Shoes, darling. Always shoes.

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      *Malice in Blunderland*Socks Are My Favorite Clothes
      6/29/15 7:11pm

      DO ET

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    imaginaryfriendMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:06pm
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      AnglKatimaginaryfriend
      6/29/15 7:09pm

      Wow, you’d think they’d be all over that. I mean, it wouldn’t exactly be controversial to say that he’s wrong, plus they (in their heads anyway) would score points with the hispanic community.

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      imaginaryfriendAnglKat
      6/29/15 7:19pm

      The problem is that Iowa’s Steve King (US House Rep from IA) says exactly the same shit all the time, and Iowa’s first up in the caucus/primary calendar, so all the GOP candidates are going to (stealing a phrase from Igloo Australia) suck his asshole 24/7.

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    rslwnMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:07pm

    Tapper: I’m not asking you to explain your divorces.

    GODDAMN, SON

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      Socks Are My Favorite Clothesrslwn
      6/29/15 7:08pm

      Right? This is the only thing that would have been of interest to me.

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      Haigharslwn
      6/29/15 7:25pm

      I wish he’d flat-out asked him how you can have “sanctity” without “fidelity”. Because from all reports, Trump wasn’t any good at fidelity.

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    HahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalreadyMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:04pm

    “The government in Iraq? There is no government in Iraq.”

    I hope that line haunts him for all eternity.

    Also, I completely lost it at “I’m pro life. I’m sorry”

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      ariesdragon123Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
      6/29/15 9:00pm

      It seems like a fairly accurate estimate, the Iraqi government is on the verge of losing total control of that country. They have certainly lost the monopoly on the legitimate use of force, which is crucial for protecting the sovereignty of the nation. The situation there is very dire. There isn’t literally no real government but it’s getting there quickly.

      I mean it took a really long time for the world to officially recognize that Somalia existed in total anarchy, and to install a new global backed government. We still don’t recognize Somaliland, despite that area being far more stable and government focused than Somalia. The world leaders simply has a vested interested in not admitting that there is no governmental control in areas where there clearly is not. So don’t count on the UN officially admitting how bad it is in Iraq anytime soon.

      So I hate to give Donald Trump any sort of credit, but it’s a fairly honest assessment of what is going on there. It’s not quite true yet, but it’s damn well getting there. But you know, even a stopped watch is right twice a day.

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      anacanapanaHahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
      6/30/15 9:54am

      “I have a great relationship with the blacks.”

      “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

      “She really has become a monster ... I mean monster in the most positive way.” [on his pregnant wife Melania]

      “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

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    ILikeThunderstormsMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:25pm

    I do business with the Mexican people. But you have people coming through the border from all over and they’re bad. They’re really bad. I’ve spoken to border guards and I said, “How bad is it?” and they’ve said, “Mr. Trump, you have no idea how bad.” You have people coming in, and I’m not just saying Mexicans, I’m talking about people that are from all over who are killers and rapists and they’re coming into this country.

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      LadyGrinningSoulILikeThunderstorms
      6/29/15 7:33pm

      Ay dios mio!

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      LadyBerry83 (aka Santa Clausa)ILikeThunderstorms
      6/29/15 7:34pm

      Trump isn't Mexican, yet he's a bad man. He should go around warning people about him.

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    randilynMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:07pm

    “then why is it that we have to...clean up our factories now and China doesn’t have to do it for another 30 years...” But Moooom. Why should I have to make my bed? Littlesisofrandilyn doesn’t have to. Wah!

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilyn
      6/29/15 8:06pm

      he can’t even put his thoughts together

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      ghostandgoblinrandilyn
      6/30/15 8:11am

      Except he is right. Any cuts in emissions we make is more than outweighed by China and India. So if we are doing it to cut global emissions what is the point? The earth and atmosphere does not give a shit where the pollution came from. And it puts us at a competitive disadvantage

      Also worth noting that this country has invested significantly in cleaner energy while China continues to burn coal. They burn more coal than the rest of the world combined. They are the problem.

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:55pm

    They’re really bad. I’ve spoken to border guards and I said, “How bad is it?” and they’ve said, “Mr. Trump, you have no idea how bad.”

    just fuckin stunning oration all around. a real rabble rouser. my rabbles have literally never been so roused. this man will go down in history as one of the world’s best speakers.

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      Supernova: Bullshit Jediadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      6/29/15 10:52pm

      Adultosaur, may I call you that? Please calm your rabbles, there are minors present.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeSupernova: Bullshit Jedi
      6/30/15 10:24am

      im sorry you’re going to have to speak to FUTURE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP about the state of my roused rabbles

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    FeralFrigidSlutMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:03pm

    Pfft. He shows his ass every day. It’s right above that too tight shirt collar.

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      Vox PopulistFeralFrigidSlut
      6/29/15 7:11pm

      There’s a special award for sub-standard human beings such as him in my country:


      It’s called “Arsch mit Ohren” (ass with ears).

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      FeralFrigidSlutVox Populist
      6/29/15 7:16pm

      Where Trump is from all he gets is someone shouting “Eh yer ass yer face.”

      This is so much better. Maybe if we show it to him he’ll move!

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    lisaroweMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:07pm

    shiiiit... just take a minute to imagine if trump became our president..........

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mamalisarowe
      6/29/15 7:19pm

      OMG NO LETS NOT.

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      themeggo47lisarowe
      6/29/15 8:23pm

      BOL.

      (That’s barf out loud.)

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    articunotMadeleine Davies
    6/29/15 7:08pm

    So, he likes clean air, but doesn’t want to do anything about it. Loves Mexicans, but wishes they’d go away and is confused about what each side is called on the abortion debate. Super clear platform, sir! Best of luck!

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      Flasher Of Geniusarticunot
      6/29/15 9:46pm

      You can bet his platform is the most LUXURIOUS of platforms though. He can see the whole city from his totally vague yet super LUXURIOUS platform.

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      fuckthisfuckthatfuckeverythingFlasher Of Genius
      6/29/15 10:12pm

      COVERED IN GOLD! All the gold!

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