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    gramercypoliceJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:12pm

    Kumdang. Kumdang.

    Kumdang-2

    Kumdang-2. Kumdang-2.

    I wish I could think of something to say about a North Korean drug called Kumdang-2, but it is simply impervious to any jokes or snark. Who would’ve thought?

    Kumdang-3 is going to be awesome!

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      Gary-Xgramercypolice
      6/19/15 5:17pm

      Eh, the third sequel always has too much going on and ends up being a letdown.

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      gramercypoliceGary-X
      6/19/15 5:23pm

      Toy Story 3? Maybe that’s the exception that proves the rule...

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    Sobchak SecurityJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:12pm

    Huh… And here I thought they would have been dedicating more time to curing obesity and shitty haircuts.

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      Jerry-NetherlandSobchak Security
      6/19/15 5:25pm

      It seems they’ve already “solved” their national hairdo crisis:

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldvie…

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    Johnny ChundersJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:30pm

    Dudes got his lab coat buttoned wrong.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsJohnny Chunders
      6/20/15 2:07am

      And now that you pointed this out, we will never see him again.

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    BSTrainerJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 7:39pm

    In high school, we had one member of my group of friends who was clearly a pathological liar. We never let on that we realized she was full of shit because it was fun to see what new nonsense she would come up with each day and then laugh about it later, when she wasn’t around. North Korea is essentially that girl, if she had been going home and torturing and starving kittens.

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      Brit on the SideBSTrainer
      6/19/15 9:21pm

      We had a guy at school we called Superman cos every time anybody told a story he’d pipe up with, “That’s nothing...” and proceed to tell a better story about himself.

      Wait a minute, he had black hair....

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      DouglasBSTrainer
      6/20/15 1:03pm

      A buddy of mine had a wife like that. She always went on about how sick she was, and how the doctors told her she was so messed up she couldn’t get pregnant. Then about a year later she popped out his kid. She was so full of shit I never believed a word she said after that. Lied about everything. The divorce came after only a couple years.

      Then about 8 years later she dropped over dead of a congenital heart defect. Justice is weird.

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    NewYorkCynicJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:17pm

    He’s beginning to look like Homer Simpson from that episode where he intentionally gained weight to go on disability. I’m really looking forward to pictures of Kim Jong-un in a mumu.

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      Cam/ronNewYorkCynic
      6/19/15 5:19pm

      “Ah warsh mah-self wit’a rag onna stick.”

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      Selamat MourirNewYorkCynic
      6/19/15 5:20pm

      He'll mandate muumuus and white newsboy caps as national dress.

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    Cam/ronJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:15pm

    The compound was extracted from gold and platinum, you say? Awesomeness is a fine science.

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      lexadexCam/ron
      6/19/15 5:20pm

      Are those medals for every year they didn’t get executed?

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    OpenSourceDWORDJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:25pm

    The compound, Kumdang-2, is allegedly extracted from ginseng using fertilizer, rare-earth elements, gold, and platinum, and solves every health problem with a single injection.

    Color me disappointed. I would have bet the house that the cure was synthesized from a single drop of Kim Jong-Un’s blood.

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      GetItGotItGoodOpenSourceDWORD
      6/19/15 5:35pm

      We can all agree that they are just orange tic tacs in some sort of medicine bottle...right?

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      415s30 (ง •̀_•́)づ)˚з°)OpenSourceDWORD
      6/20/15 1:46pm

      Or unicorn piss

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    Jerry-NetherlandJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:13pm

    Did they mention that Kim Johg-un invented it? Surely he must have, divinity that he is.

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      puttin_on_the_gritsJerry-Netherland
      6/19/15 5:20pm

      I think it’s a little hyperbolic to suppose that a six year old Kim Jung-Un would have been able to create a drug that cures all diseases..

      My guess would be that it was Kim Jung-Il, who created it in a lull in his life between inventing the hamburger and setting world record low scores in golf.

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      Jerry-Netherlandputtin_on_the_grits
      6/19/15 5:29pm

      Wait, are you accusing the Kms of being hyperbolic? Or that he wasn’t the greatest child prodigy since Kim Jong-il? (or Donald Trump, come to think of it)

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    sigmaoctansJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:13pm

    North Korean bottles of booze probably would kill most of the viruses and bacteria in your gut. So they may be on to something here.

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      Zmirzlinasigmaoctans
      6/19/15 5:47pm

      Are those bottles of Torani syrup on the top shelf behind him? Vanilla lattes FTW.

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      GameBuff2sigmaoctans
      6/20/15 10:39am

      He doesn’t touch North Korean booze (or pretty much anything made in N. Korea), nothing but the best for Dear Leader, all imports - like his Dad that loved him some Hennesey.

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    AssFault on the Highway to HellJay Hathaway
    6/19/15 5:15pm

    Well hey, that is more science backup than Food Babe can boast!

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