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    J.K. TrotterSam Biddle
    6/15/15 1:18pm

    Hmmmm...

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeJ.K. Trotter
      6/15/15 1:22pm

      I think you just admitted that you’ve watched and enjoyed this movie many times, JK.

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      Hi, it's me AGAIN?J.K. Trotter
      6/15/15 1:23pm
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    dothedewSam Biddle
    6/15/15 1:15pm

    Genius! Paper the outside of your tree house with photo realistic murals of a forest and you can just disappear

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      alphashadowdothedew
      6/15/15 2:02pm

      or

      mirrors.

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    XofSam Biddle
    6/15/15 1:13pm

    It’s just like that scene from the Hobbit

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      Sam BiddleXof
      6/15/15 1:15pm

      I don’t think it is

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      XofSam Biddle
      6/15/15 1:23pm

      I meant the version of the Hobbit that stars two escaped convicts, I’m not sure which one you’re thinking of.

      While I have you here Sam, any chance you wash my grey away? I’ve been here for ages. Please?

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    Sean BrodySam Biddle
    6/15/15 1:22pm

    “Treehouses in your parent’s back yard are really cool and adult, bro!”

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      Murry ChangSean Brody
      6/15/15 1:46pm

      They must have read the NYT article:

      http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/sty…

      And escaped to there. Pretty obvious when you think about it.

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    tito_swinefluSam Biddle
    6/15/15 1:14pm

    My parents have a place in the Adirondacks. You could stay there for YEARS and never see law enforcement. If my parents showed up, all you’d have to do would be to suggest that you were a distant relative, and they’d happily let you stay.

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      dothedewtito_swineflu
      6/15/15 1:22pm

      Address?

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    McMikeSam Biddle
    6/15/15 2:47pm

    Hey Timmy, look.. A tree house?

    Neat! How do we get up there?

    I think we climb up this rope.

    (tugs on rope)

    (man screams from treehouse)

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      Chamomiles DavisMcMike
      6/15/15 3:09pm

      David Sweat: Man, this creek were hovering over sure is cold!

      Richard Matt: Yeah... and deep.

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    ManchuCandidateSam Biddle
    6/15/15 1:28pm

    Fucking Ewoks. Always siding against authority!

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      lobstrSam Biddle
      6/15/15 1:34pm

      Back in 2000, these seven dumbshits successfully broke out of a Texas State prison and were on the run — all seven of them together — for almost a full month before they were captured (thanks to America’s Most Wanted of all fucking things!) ...of course, the urgency to capture them was escalated when they decided to shoot and kill a cop who responded to their raiding a sporting goods store to stock up on ... survival stuff (re: guns!) — and I always found it peculiar that all seven of them decided to stick together, as if seven exhausted guys on the run new to a town wouldn’t stick out somehow. Sure, some of them were probably completely numb at the idea of being on the outside and might not have known how to get by from being locked up for so long, or were just taggin’ along for the ride, but because they were all together, they were easily spotted in Colorado and all seven of them were not only extradited back to Texas but were all put on death row, all with various execution dates (4 down, 3 remain).

      So, I wonder about these two clowns. Allegedly large penis notwithstanding, are they gonna stick together? Or will they go their separate ways? Do they really need each other? Dig up and put ol’ John Walsh on the case perhaps and we shall find out!

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        seeyaSam Biddle
        6/15/15 1:38pm

        Probably got on airbnb and got a tree house there. Only makes sense. Provisions.

        -Manny

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          SplatworthySam Biddle
          6/15/15 3:10pm

          Cops do need to remember to look up. A friend’s brother broke into a Zeller’s (like a Wal-mart). They managed to evade the cops by laying down on the top shelf.

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