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    cancanstanTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:01pm

    It’s amazing that it took this long to arrest her.

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      Fremont Spumonticancanstan
      6/12/15 6:05pm

      Remember: Women are oppressed in our society.

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      Max CherryFremont Spumonti
      6/12/15 6:09pm

      Yeah, the reason it took so long to arrest her is because the police had to check in with the feminist mafia donas first. There’s no possible way they were gathering all of the evidence to make sure they wouldn’t make a false arrest that would only distract from the case and turn it into an even bigger circus. Nope. They were waiting on Rosie O Donnell’s command.

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    UnderYetOverTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:01pm

    He also gave her a power tool.

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      Cam/ronUnderYetOver
      6/12/15 6:04pm
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      2DollarzUnderYetOver
      6/12/15 6:05pm

      +9 (inches)

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    Sean BrodyTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:13pm

    Mitchell will use the risky ‘That D tho’ defence

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      In My Party DressSean Brody
      6/12/15 6:19pm

      I think that’s a cocky defense.

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      TraceSean Brody
      6/12/15 6:27pm

      I love the news he has a big dick actually ended up being relevant to the case. What a world, what a world.

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    ThrumbolioTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:15pm

    In a just world, Big-Dicked Murderer & Friend would be a spinoff of McMillan & Wife.

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      The Hammock DistrictThrumbolio
      6/12/15 6:21pm

      Sounds like perfect premise for that Criminal Minds spinoff I want to see. It’s called Criminal Minds: Big-Dicked Murderer & Friend.

      Each week the BAU investigate and profile crimes committed by an unsub with a big dick and at least 1 friend.

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      Medieval KnievelThrumbolio
      6/12/15 6:29pm

      McDrillin’ & Friend

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    Cam/ronTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:01pm

    I’m sure she can bake a yummy muffin:

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      LetThemDrinkCoffeeCam/ron
      6/13/15 3:59pm

      Top ‘o the Muffin to You!

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    PoopadelicTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:02pm

    I wonder if they have split up or if they are still running together (the two escapees I mean, not this lady and mr. big). My guess is they split up almost immediately. Much less likely to be recognized on their own than as a pair, and probably have different plans for the future. In any case, they must be in Canada. They escaped 30 miles from the border. You could do that in a day.

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      GangstaSpectreOfDefeatPoopadelic
      6/12/15 6:06pm

      I predict they’re dead in the woods, exposure is a bitch.

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      CigaretteBurnsGangstaSpectreOfDefeat
      6/12/15 6:18pm

      What? Not this time of year, eh?

      I mean, I’m roughly 12 hours away from there and as far as I know the climate is pretty comparable to ours here in Moncton, NB, Canada. The temperature overnight here since they’ve escaped has never dropped lower than 12°C. Survivable, especially if you just escaped prison.

      Verdict: Still alive. Well, at least one is. Maybe one of them got hungry and ate the other dude. Or that dick, amirite?

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    KwazemiTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:01pm

    She’s from DICKinson Center, NY. It all makes sense now

    GIF
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      Gary-XKwazemi
      6/12/15 6:12pm

      Dick is a flat circle.

      (Right? Please, God, tell me this is normal.)

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      KwazemiGary-X
      6/12/15 6:16pm
      GIF
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    CorbettoTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 8:26pm

    Look; I love Gawker, but come on, the dwelling on the size of this guy’s dick is only - barely - outweighed by the daily posts about Kristen Calawhogivesafuck.

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      chienfouCorbetto
      6/12/15 8:49pm

      I’d like to give you 1,000,000 stars for “Kristen Calawhogivesafuck.” I can’t scroll past that stupid picture fast enough.

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      IoftheStormCorbetto
      6/13/15 1:32am

      This is Gawker, where Rich Juzwiak’s career consists of nothing but dwelling on the size of men’s dicks.

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    Book AkiTaylor Berman
    6/12/15 6:27pm

    Q: How could a criminal she was supposed to be preventing from escaping convince her to assist him?

    A: He gave her over 9 inches worth of reasons.

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      PopChipsTaylor Berman
      6/12/15 6:21pm

      Petco drying cage time.

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